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Ari Marmell

@mouseferatu.bsky.social
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Optioned screenwriter. Author of that novel you haven't read. No, the other one. Pinko lefty. Oversharer. He/him

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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The actor who has been cast to play Charles "Professor X" Xavier in the future MCU is over a decade younger than I am. Please fetch me my walker and my Metamucil now.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time in this D&D campaign the PCs killed a character who was *meant* to be a recurring villain before they could "recur," I'd have two nickels... 😜
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meowginot Line, the (noun): The ill-defined zone of demarcation surrounding the litter box, beyond which a dropped pill is still safe to take, but within which a dropped pill is contaminated and must be disposed of. See also: Mew-tral Zone.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(The following will mean *nothing* to you if you aren't a Baldur's Gate 3 player.) I literally just watched Shadowheart (who is a monk in this run) beat Wyll to death because my main character tripped on an owlbear. This game gets *weird*.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. This group is Number Two.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This whole "Not every person/publisher/editor/producer structures their entire existence to my personal schedule" nonsense simply *must* stop. 😝
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, yeah. He may be technically alive, but he's *gone*. I don't have to have any respect or even sympathy for him personally to say that treating someone as a prop this way is a crime, at least ethically and morally if not legally.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is anyone really surprised? This is hardly the first time any of us have seen a cockroach limping across the floor after we were *certain* it was dead.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chuckling at the almost touching pointlessness of gifting Donald Trump a Michael Longley poem. Like playing Bach to a waffle iron.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can walk 500 miles And you can walk 500 more Just to be the men who Kept fucking walking until they vanished into the sea and we didn't have to hear them spouting bigoted bullshit (The Proclaimers have turned out to be transphobic garbage, in case you hadn't heard. 😢)
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Ash Evil Dead: Chainsaw and Shotgun
Alt: Ash (played by Bruce Campbell) in Evil Dead 2, using the chainsaw he's affixed in place of his missing hand to saw off the barrel of a shotgun, holstering it, and saying, "Groovy."
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I recognize that, once you're multiple seasons into a show, such things will occasionally happen. But I really dislike it when the main characters survive something due to sheer coincidence. Also, almost twenty minutes of an info dump conversation in a forty-minute episode is not great writing. 😝
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man, this new Breaking Bad reboot is weird.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Because he prefers to stop counting at 18.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That moment of sad, horrified realization that you did something wrong when you reach the goblin camp and discover the creature running around being chased is an actual chicken. (Only BG3 players have the slightest clue what the hell I'm talking about. But they get it. Oh, boy, do they get it.) 😝
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The male equivalent of a chorus of Sirens is the Merman Tabernacle Choir.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know the Alt Natl Park Service account is a questionable source on some issues, but this is accurate and confirmed by multiple other sources. Texas IS doing this. CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION, no matter recently it's been active. And KEEP checking up through the election.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You ever wonder if your conversations with your therapist come up at all in their conversations with *their* therapist?
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Really? Fucking REALLY? Sigh... www.darkhorizons.com/transformers...
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"Transformers" Star Peter Cullen Has Died
Peter Cullen has died at the age of 85. The actor voiced the leader of the Transformers, Optimus Prime, over a span of four decades. Cullen voiced the Autobot leader character across dozens of projects, from the original animated 1980s cartoons to the Michael Bay-directed live-action films and the various shows and games in between. […]
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, come ON. This week can just go straight to Hell. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80
The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aw, FUCK. There are so few people who made the world so measurably, demonstrably better the way she did. This is a genuine loss. We will always love you. people.com/dolly-parton...
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me: "Wow, I made way too much of this." Also me: *eats all of it anyway* Also also me: "Why does my stomach hurt?"
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Chris Ward @chrisward.de · 16/08/2026
The reason I've gone more left in recent years is that I previously accepted that we simply couldn't afford decent cheap housing, heavily subsidised transport, a universal basic income, etc. Then in 20 years in politics I saw what we actually could afford. And it's a lot. It's just never for you.
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Theseus, His Sails Unfurled @essencewarden.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Muppet Show still slaps, the recent reboot pilot was great, and it's *absurd* that it hasn't been greenlit for more.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Scott/Jean/Logan triangle is tired now, was tired when it first started, and should be 100% consigned to the dustbin of history. (In any form, be it competitive or polycule.)
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/08/2026
It's very telling how every word a Black or Muslim or Brown candidate like Darializa Avila Chevalier or Abdul El-Sayed or Zohran Mamdani or Cori Bush says is scrutinized, turned around, overanalyzed, and endlessly debated by the same people who see Elon Musk *literally sieg heil* and shrug.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For my fantasy readers (and writers and editors)... Assuming an original work (so, not a tie-in to a property that has these details already established)... And assuming the story can be told effectively either way, so the plot and setting don't innately lean one way or the other...
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't know who decided that the version of the Joker in Batman: Caped Crusader should kind of be a nightmarish variant of Werner Herzog, but I want to kiss them on the mouth. I *loved* that take. And I will be very upset if this show doesn't get a third season.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No matter how much you knew a certain creative project/wish was a pipe dream that would never happen, it still sucks to see it *confirmed* that it will never happen.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For a whole mess of reasons, this would be a really good day for major positive movement on one/some/any of the various irons I have in various fires. There are so many people struggling far worse than I am right now, I know. But I would still like to be struggling less, and this would help. A lot.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
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Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I want companies that have profited from contracts with ICE to go out of business. I want companies that have gone all in on AI to go out of business. I want companies that cause nationwide diarrhea outbreaks to go out of business. I want companies that give money to fascists to go out of business.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's been a long time since I posted anything intended to inspire more of you to buy my books. ... Buy my books.
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you ever want to give an author whose book you've loved a magical free gift, recommend their book to someone.
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OF COURSE THE PLAGIARISM TOASTER ISN'T CONSCIOUS YOU FUCKING WEEBLES
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
Alt: Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God. Dammit. It's not even fucking necessary! They've been doing effective digital de-aging without LLM for years!
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Aw, fuck. 😢 www.1news.co.nz/2026/07/13/k...
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Kiwi screen legend Sir Sam Neill dies, aged 78
News of the Jurassic Park star's death was confirmed on social media today.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, holy shit. Lindsey Graham just died. Guess they didn't feel the need to try to hide this one, since South Carolina has a collaborationist governor.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Okay, I could use some assistance from my fellow publishing industry folks. Do any of you have any professional connection--as writers, editors, agents, or whatever else--with Alex Davis, over at Random House Worlds?
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see BlueSky has the age verification "bug" happening again. Can we possibly get any actual coders to write the code for this damn place?
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If I see anyone on here defending the ‘Nazi-Land’ ‘let’s redeem Hitler in the afterlife’ book that’s up on NetGalley, I will block you in less than three seconds. I don’t give a shit if it’s fiction. Do not support a fucking ‘Hitler becomes a hero in the afterlife’ book.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!?!" All of us. All of us who watched your primaries, shaking our heads, pointing to multiple--MULTIPLE--blazing neon red flags. One of which had a Goddamn Nazi emblem on it.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This next one is a little longer. I had a Creative Writing professor in college who the absolute embodiment of the "ALL SPECULATIVE GENRE FICTION IS BAD" professor cliche. If it wasn't "literary fiction," it was worthless.
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In THE IRON DEVILS, I used a deliberately/traditionally mechanical cadence for robot dialogue. I had a beta reader tell me that, because some people mock certain autistic speech patterns by comparing them to robots, it was therefore bigoted toward autistic people to have robots speak robotically. 😵‍💫
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Ari Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Apparently, "Did that satiate your chew-hole?" is not George's preferred phrasing for being asked if she enjoyed her dessert. Who knew?
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