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I've got good news! That gum you like is going to come back in style!

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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You guys can't envision the final collapse of capitalism? Incredible!
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/09/2026
Wandering around the apartment muttering “how tall are women, really?” like a video game NPC
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one like = one praise. heck, have a gold star: ⭐️
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/Ii2U1j6JTqk?...
youtu.be
Halloween Fart Sounds 6
YouTube video by The Wet Ones - Topic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nothing else can justify the time you spent watching baseball quite like watching a losing team transform into a winning team. might be the best possible Baseball Feeling.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Google Lens does a pretty good job with it - looks like an article about "English Adventure", a series of books and audio for Japanese students of English which featured stories by Sidney Sheldon, with narration by Orson Welles (and others)
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Edgar Allan Poe, as drawn by Kate Beaton: www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id...
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Hark, a vagrant: 213
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 29/07/2026
I'm not at all concerned about super-intelligence, but I am concerned that we have innovated a form of mortgage-backed security that lonely people fall in love with
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/02/2026
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 24/07/2026
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 17/07/2026
what a time to be alive!
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Album cover of a woman in cowboy boots sitting against a fence and playing guitar. Text: Taxidermist's Daughter.
Gwendolyn McGreat
Features:
"Harvest Allure."Back cover of the album. A song list reads, Roll in the Hay,
Knockin' Cowboy Boots,
The Sexual Cowboy,
My First Rodeo (Braiden's Song),
The Sexual Farmer,
Harvest Allure,
Double Studs (Braiden and Connar's Song),
Six Boots at My Bedside,
Not Enough Eggs,
It Takes Three to Line Dance,
Gossip Mill,
(God Wants Me to Have) Two Country Husbands.

(money for nothin, grits for three)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/07/2026
Hey guys. Stella here. Just wanted to say I figured out today that “baked beans” is an anagram for “naked babes”. Well, have a good one
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Craig Dawson @dossa.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Crab: Yoooo! Mezzanine Beetle! What’s up my brotha!
Beetle: This fucking guy. Here we go. 
Beetle: (sigh) Hey Prodigy Crab

credit: jakearmy_ on instagram
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom
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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
researchers believe that the ubiquitous “lol” is a pictogram depicting an early human raising their skinny fists like antennas to heaven
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i got to go make some love to olive oyl before i gets exercuted
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the tampa bay devil rays are unfortunately Very Good At Baseball due to the current year being a Swamp Ascendant year, which also nourishes the goblins
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 09/06/2026
I wrote a thing about Backrooms, Us, the underground labyrinths of the Bay Area where I grew up, AI slopplegangers, and what's really lurking underneath Silicon Valley. It's my first for @oaklandreviewofbooks.org, and I think you'll really enjoy it.
oaklandreviewofbooks.org
The Undervalley
Why is the Bay Area emerging as the preeminent setting for underground labyrinth horror?
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
usually the reason the rotation starts falling apart in June is because of a cruel trick played by some kind of goblin or devil
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Blue Appaloosa @blueappaloosa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh sure, you put four legs on a goose and it's "adorable". But you put eight legs on a goose and suddenly it's an "abomination". I see how it is.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Your body is a very convenient place to keep your bones
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
modern AAA gaming is obsessed with squeezing between two rocks. the higher the budget, the flashier the graphics, the more two rocks you're going to have to squeeze through
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/05/2026
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
happy star fruit day to all who celebrate!
Ænzo
@dolphin_dom
Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color
5:00 PM • 5/22/20 • Twitter for iPhone

utadä @rinasawayana • 21h
Replying to @dolphin_dom 
star fruit?

ÆEnzo @dolphin_dom • 21h 
So close!! That is a shape
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🎵 i'm with mister mountain king, mountain king, mountain king / i'm with mister mountain king in his big stupid hall 🎵
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
watching baseball
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
hell yeah fuck yeah 🤘😬🤘 whatcha gonna play
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
watching hockey
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
*checks inventory*
Dogshit Scimitar of Stealth, Inconceivable Horse, Potion of Enhance Wiener, Spell Tome: Kill Idiot, Spell Tome: Seduce Nerd, Woke Dagger
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh, jeez, where do I begin…
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
there is going to be years of your life in the future where you dont hear or read a post of someone doing a donald trump impression. you are never going to see a political cartoon where he is a squat little orange guy with the long red tie again. green grass and blue sky stretching on forever
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𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚔 @fossils.r.haunted.rocks · 22/04/2026
here comes a good coder! here comes a good coder! here comes a good coder!
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy 25th Shrekiversary to all who celebrate
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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 16/04/2026
Twin Peaks: The Man From Another Place.
The Man From Another Place. Twin Peaks S01E03 - Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer.
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