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I've got good news! That gum you like is going to come back in style!

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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
this is basically the opposite of:
a photo of a book of poetry, containing the poem:

The Tiger
by Nael, age 6
from They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
An electoral map of the United States. Democrats: zero! Republicans: zero! Who has all 435 electoral votes? You already know it's JEB!
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
The "Baily's Beads" at the start or end of a total solar eclipse are caused by structures on the moon's surface blocking the Sun's light and flipping us off as hard as they can
A view of the surface of the moon, upon which two prominent Mooninite features named Ignignokt and Err raise their middle fingers high at Earth. DA MOON RULEZ #1
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
corn silo (with alt text)
A man in a corn silo, buried to his neck and sweating, holds his hands aloft and says:

Oh you WEAK, you COWERING, you SMALL MINDED people, you say "oh don't go in the CORN SILO, it's DANGEROUS, it'll KILL you"-

well I say NOTHING CAN STOP ME from experiencing the SECRET PLEASURE of burial in the FORBIDDEN CORN HOUSE.
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
New "about me" just dropped
A Tumblr post by user 'ruknowhere' with a photo of a piece of paper pinned to the wall. Written on the paper in a child's handwriting: 

I sufer fron
m the
terryble
clarity of
my vishon

The photo is captioned:
This note was written by a child who was listening in on a bunch of artists discussing art and life.
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
time for that traditional extremely long & rambling song that everyone listens to on Thanksgiving
Cover art for the legendary stoner metal album Dopesmoker by Sleep, 13 minutes into the single 63-minute track
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willrad @willrad.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Dunkin' Spiked Iced Tea tasting notes: off-brand Arizona Iced Tea with notes of plastic jug liquor. thoroughly unpleasant without being interesting in any way. strong contender for the overall worst thing I've ever drank. don't do this to yourself. don't let my sacrifice be in vain.
A can of Dunkin' Spiked Slightly Sweet Iced Tea sits sadly in low sunshine, becoming even less appetizing with each fleeting moment
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