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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense

@whatsername2.bsky.social
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Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4d…

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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hang on. I'll put on my baggy beach pants so you can stay in the suite. xx
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Good morning Starshine✨ Truer words could not be spoken.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Sorry. Used up all my good ones.
Sticker art
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Keith discovered the fountain of immortality. He embalmed /mummified himself while still alive. 😆
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet. BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air. Thank you Mr Letterman.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Now, if they'd just put the coke back in Coke, the country would be a happier place.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Back at'cha
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???
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Cretin AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/07/2025
Crazy But that's how it goes Millions of people Living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and Forget how to hate - Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes I’ve played this on accordion)
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I approve this message
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
😆
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
ahh
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Samsies.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
😆
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke. Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? 😆 I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true. I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I agree 100%. She's slacking on this one
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Reminded me of something Jon Oliver would do on LWT.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I'm ok ish. It's been a lot all at once and I haven't really had a chance to sort through it. I've kind of shut down for survival I think. It's good to see you here.😘
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Thanks. Yeah. That was the point. Lol
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Absolutely. In the words of Putin, "People, they fall from the windows all the time. Is sad but true"
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm working on it. Lol Life beat the shit out of me for the last few months. Thanks for the message ❤️
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Yeah. Just working through a whole lot of stuff from theast few months. I'll be back soon. Thank you for checking ❤️
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months. I'm coping pretty well. So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died. Add the health stuff. It's a lot for 6 weeks
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
😂
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. 💕🙏
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oof. It hits hard when that thought is added
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
And I thank the universe for that everyday.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
My thoughts and prayers are with you Starshine✨. Lol
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Fuck you. Sorry just practicing for my MAGA family bbq this wknd
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Breath deep. Center. Find calm. Remember who you are, not what others think you should be. ☮
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
😂
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Lol. I know the feeling.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Shingles. I only know 1 other person who had them so young.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Thank you. ♥️ Yeah. Losing Tucker was the worst part of all of it.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Thanks Ash.♥️
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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
😂
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Don’t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity.
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I had them at 19. Lol
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If you get detained- Keep ya' damn mouth shut!
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Train them to do your bidding and quash your enemies. Lol Mosquitos hate me. Spiders, on the other hand, seem to think I'm an all you can eat buffet. Doin' ok otherwise?
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
All good. I used my decoder ring
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Venus in Retrograde🎉 PhD in Nonsense @whatsername2.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
😜😂
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