Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s 663015329
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seems relevant again. 2502
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Again. 114313
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757861280
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If I'm looking for a suit that's in between Men's Wearhouse and a $6000 tuxedo somewhere in Los Angeles, what's my play here? Maybe @dieworkwear.bsky.social has a suggestion? 17445
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialSarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don't listen to anything the Chobani tells you, Jerry, they're MAGA:cnbc.comCombating food waste in America: Chobani teams up with Ivanka Trump's Planet HarvestIvanka Trump, Planet Harvest co-founder, and Hamdi Ulukaya, Chobani founder and CEO, join 'Squawk Box' to discuss combatting food waste in America, rescuing 1.5 million pounds of strawberries from bei... 021
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 07/09/2026Jesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries. 1191566715
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/ 211546655
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out 532870569
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026Look, guys, the data centers really need that water to make more csam 201909445
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.sociallizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 19/08/2026okay she's my favorite since scaramucci. this is great content 621520
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 10/08/2026 16717
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialMicrowaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026 212134390
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026“There are so many incredible things you can put your money toward that are more worthwhile than the Democratic National Committee,” read the email attributed to DNC chair Ken Martin theonion.comNew DNC Fundraising Email Urges Voters To Find Something Better To Do With Their MoneyWASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged voters to find something better to do wit... 2288988
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 03/08/2026I am ready to be done with the michigan primary 253367
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better 430124461643
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 29/07/2026His grandson, Louis Mosley, is now CEO of Palantir UK. 151036461
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 24/07/2026remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump 361882267
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I like my Greek tales told with WHITE people and my bible stories taught by VEGETABLES 832478
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Pacific time is evil. 0241
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026“He then put her license plate details on a surveillance “hotlist,” meaning he would get a notification in real time anytime she drove by an AI-powered license plate surveillance camera.” 332330911
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026two dumb bitches telling each other “welllllll not exactly” 1192443217
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialThe Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 20/05/2026HAHAHAhaha! they're making the world's biggest synthetic scum pond!!! The coating is a polyurea used inside pipes. It gels in about 3 seconds, making it non self-leveling. The texture is like an orange peel, the perfect substrate for biofilms. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...nytimes.comManager at Trump’s N.J. Golf Club Helped Plan Reflecting Pool Repairs 694141806
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialkerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ms Rachel went to Delaney Hall 194756758
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/06/2026After all of this, I would support leveling and rebuilding the White House. There is no way that they are going to get rid of the smell. You have to start over. 58612
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/05/2026yeah because the one lesson from Uvalde is "more cops could've stopped this" 171173167
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026why would anyone ever pay taxes again if they're immune from audits? 973936551
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It's insane how many movies have been made to date. At least 100, by my count 2016114
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 25/04/2026ladies and gentlemen, 739458
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Ok this is pretty funny 969442
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialWeekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song. It was a Finnish hymn 12664180
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 25/03/2026If you're like "well we should overhaul our ag system" Yes. And Its a tricky thing to do when you're trying to make sure people don't starve. We live in an era where people obsess over too many calories but it's not that long ago when too few was the norm 1896
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialCRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Season 8* 2639240
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026God took a 20% cut of his lifespan 342769426
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I got a real mixed up son, I tell ya. Real mixed up. We go to a fancy bar and he asks for milk. I take him to get sushi and he asks for a hamburger. Last week we went to the father-son little league game and he asks for a different dad. 11098
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialLoss girl @lossgirl.bsky.social · 22/03/2026@regimecpa.bsky.social 06312
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialMichigan Advance @michiganadvance.com · 13/03/2026The Trump administration is working to undermine the 2026 midterms. We can’t let them succeed. michiganadvance.com/2026/03/13/t... Commentary from Ashiya Brown, All Voting is Local’s Michigan State Director.michiganadvance.comThe Trump administration is working to undermine the 2026 midterms. We can’t let them succeed. • Michigan AdvanceAfter months of legal proceedings, a federal judge dismissed the Department of Justice’s lawsuit attempting to extract sensitive voter data, including social security numbers, from the Michigan Depart... 1107
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see 494557542
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/03/2026LFG! 231532189
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialMicrowaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 09/03/2026High effort OC coming through 0145
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 07/03/2026“it takes mammals about 12 seconds to poop” DADS: hey fuck you ok 5949
Reposted by @whatdonow.bsky.socialDavid J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 07/03/2026CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime. 23474873926
