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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"and here we have Donyell Malen" "no Billy he's not a target man, he misses too often on clear chances, you can't put him up top" "but what does he do?"
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Eatles The Fun(yuns) Loving Criminals The Spiced Girls The Beets-ie Boys T-Bone Thugs n Harmony
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1. Super Nintendo Chalmers 2. The doctor said I’d stop getting so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there 3. The secret ingredient is…LOVE!?! 4. Oh Margie!…you came and you found me a Turkey 5. See my loafers…former gophers…it was that or skin my chauffeur
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David Hamer @davidhamer1951.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No deal with🇺🇸Nazi Trump is possible. Let’s just grit our teeth, carry on through tough times, and maybe try again when he’s gone. Meanwhile keep on building other relationships with other partners in all fields of endeavour as the 🇺🇸USA declines to a shell of its former self.
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Yo I am SCREAMING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They say you always need a smoke when you wake up, after a meal, and after sex. I just did all three at this burger king
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Child Playing with Curious George Toy
ALT: Child Playing with Curious George Toy
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Charles Entertainment Cheese , Roy’s Big Boy , Kool Aid Man will literally run through walls for you , and Ronald Looks terrifying
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stop beating yourself up. Life will do that just fine without any help from you.
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Enthusiastic 'Yes Yes Yeeess' Meme Reaction
ALT: Enthusiastic 'Yes Yes Yeeess' Meme Reaction
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The U.S. government handed a 3-year-old to an abuser to torture him to death, and then his mother was allotted one hour for his funeral.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Being an adult means saying “I should really get up and do something” every weekend until you die
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 29/05/2026
"you have let it go before it takes you over" is a piece of graffiti i saw every day for a year at work you gotta get rid of the trump in your brain, even if he's just there to suffer. not because its morally right, but because you're letting him colonize your mind as much as he does his supporters
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/05/2026
another beautiful day of looking at screens ahead of us
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show
Tweet from :Acting AG Todd Blanche, reading "It's time to build the ballroom."
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Leader Jeffries on Karoline Leavitt: "How can we take them seriously when they raise these partisan attacks? This so called White House Press Secretary wants to lecture America, and lecture us? Get lost, clean up your own house."
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Epstein files. Now.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Levin: This is the largest protest in Minnesota history… The next major national action of this movement is not just gonna be another protest. On May 1st, across the country, we are saying no business as usual. No work, no school, no shopping.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
New: Pete Hegseth’s pastor and close spiritual advisor says he wants Texas Democratic state Rep. James Talarico to die. “We want him crucified with Christ,” Brooks Potteiger said of Talarico, as the podcast host said he prays “that God kills him.” www.huffpost.com/entry/pete-h...
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Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Says He Wants James Talarico To Die
“We want him crucified with Christ,” Brooks Potteiger said of the Texas Senate Democratic nominee, after the podcast host said he prays “that God kills him.”
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You might say it’s a jugs-taposition
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Patrick Clarkin @patrickclarkin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It took four years of hate-filled propaganda for Slobodon Milosevic to convince people of committing atrocities. It took less time in Rwanda. Steady messaging that designates internal enemies should never be taken lightly.
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Sam Cohen @samcohen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This is not fucking okay
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Up through the 1930s, State Fairs across America featured head on collisions between trains. The first occurred at the Iowa State Fair in 1896 before a crowd of 20,000. This video is from the Minnesota State Fair during the Great Depression, as featured in the poster below:
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Obama: Every day you wake up to things you just didn’t think were possible. Each day we’re told by those in high office to fear each other. Everywhere we see greed and bigotry being celebrated, and bullying and mockery masquerading as strength.
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
August, 2013:
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The world was a better place when we didn't know what was on everybody's mind.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The New York Times has joined CNN and NBC in confirming Roger Sollenberger's reporting that the DOJ is withholding several FBI interviews with a woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her as a child
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Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 23/02/2026
I know regulation is dead and everyone is like "but my stonks" but i think if you tell the average person about this shit their eyes will fly out of their skulls. 18.15 times as deadly as a pinto. A literal joke we grew up making to suggest a car was deadly. Gonna have to update our jokes
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Another horrifying, Kafka-esque scene from Trump's America
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i love the internet because instead of watching the news i can learn about the horrors in joke format
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Trump: I met the owner. He said, “President, I’d love to kiss you.” This is a very powerful man. I don’t want to be kissed by that man — but he’s a very powerful, strong man. He said, “Sir, I want to kiss you.” I said, “Why?” He said, “Sir, I want to kiss you so badly.” I said, “No, thank you.”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Reporter: Hakeem Jeffries called you a wannabe king Trump: Low IQ Reporter: Why won’t you just work with Congress? Trump: I don’t have to.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Mina - Città vuota (It's a Lonely Town) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Peer-Southern Productions
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Maleviziotis
YouTube video by Giorgos Karagiorgis - Topic
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/02/2026
A 2016 civil lawsuit found in the Epstein files alleges that Trump raped a 13-year-old girl at parties hosted by Jeffrey Epstein in NY. Epstein raped her too. For anyone wondering why the victim dropped the case… 1/2
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/01/2026
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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Governor Kathy Hochul @governor.ny.gov · 25/01/2026
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign. Gregory Bovino must also be fired. No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
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