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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!!

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Support me for cheap! slowcl.app/forgetful-chameleon/me BOOKS!! valwrites.itch.io/boombride (digital) More on Valwrites.ca Writer, shitposter, parent, Vancouverite She/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🚀⚔️ Patreon www.patreon.com/c/VforValiant

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Tsuvi 🍰 @tsuvivi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Daisy and Rosalina little Jenga accident (1/2)
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13m
In lighter news, meet Kara! The first of a fun little comic project i'm calling MCIS. MAGICAL CYBERGIRLS IN SPACE. When the premise is ridiculous, you don't even NEED a clever title. This takes place in the boombride universe, but FAR AWAY from the book storyline #mcis #valdraws #napcitybeats
A magical girl in an asymmetrical crop top and fluttering skirt lands in a strange city that seems to curve in the background. Stars and rectangles sparkle around her as she comes to a soft landing. She has black horns and light hair and is wearing some kind of greek-style wrap up sandal. A handwritten title spells out "Magical cyber-girls in space! a comic by Val Evermech. Ch 1: Kara has landed!"4 panel comic. Page is divided 1/3 diagonally. Big angled panel has Kara staring out over a cylindrical city in space. She says "Finallyu, a place that doesn't look like shit! So... where are we?" A little robot that looks like a ringed planet with a moon says "Location: Megamir. Status: multiple conflicting authorities. Active Breaches: 1." Kara purses her lips and says "only one? kinda sus." Last panel zooms out to show the whole oneill cylinder in space with two large asteroids nearby. The asteroids have some kinds of structures on them, likely mining facilities. Kara says "ah well, it's not on fire, so it'll do! let's find out whose turf we're on."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 56m
What appears to have been a car attack on a Truth and Reconciliation event is horrible and i hope the injured people are okay. I will still be attending a T&R event because fuck these terrorists who think they can erase history and bury first nations and indigenous people with fear.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 1h
i am sad about the fem draco thing going around. fine design. but HP stuff is dead. not to me. it's just dead.
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Ryan Coldtreat @rytron.bsky.social · 1h
Currently reading BOOK GOES THE BRIDE and one of the chapters is called CUNTBLOCKER and this book is everything i hoped it would be
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mr feratu was my father 🔞 @lezferatu.bsky.social · 1h
accursia asking saveria the most important question when it comes to vampirism (early access from a few months ago!) #savcursia
accursia: is it all kinds of blood you drink? even the once a month kind?
saveria: ah. well, how do I put this...blood from the vein is like a freshly picked apple. menstrual blood is closer to an apple that has been stored in a pantry for quite some time, it has...an unpleasant mouthfeel, shall we say.
accursia: mmn (disappointed) I see...
accursia: WAIT
accursia: SO SHE DID TRY PERIOD PUSSY (the last two words are semi censored by accursia's sailor moon looking goofy face)
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Sweet Shop @sweetshop.app · 26/09/2026
No need to decide when you can claim them ALL for just $60! That's even less than $1 a book and 15% of proceeds go to BINC to help support comic book shops.
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When the Circus Came to Town
Everything from beloved indie Iron Circus Comics on Sweet Shop
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 3h
Wear orange! Go out and find an indigenous event. Eat some elk stew and bannock, buy some indigenous-made crafts, and vote for people who don't cut funding to first nations and well, everyone else.
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Dominique (Philosophika) @philosophika.bsky.social · 3h
If my life were a novel, the genre would be #gothic #horror. 🐦‍⬛ My family is cursed. 🐦‍⬛ I spent my teens living in a haunted pyramid. 🐦‍⬛ In my mid-twenties, a villainous elderly relative summoned me to their decaying mansion in a bid to present the last of their crumbling line "to society." And you?
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 10h
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 18h
A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN
old timey broadsheet with a bunch of different fonts. It should be read in a 1920s radio announcer voice.

BOOM GOES THE BRIDE.

A PULSE POUNDING CYBER-ROMANTASY.

ACTION. PULP. MAGIC. SEX.

READERS SAY: LIKE HUNTER S THOMPSON IF YOU REPLACE THE DRUGS WITH MAGIC AND MISSILES.

VAL IS A MASTER OF SUBVERTING TROPEY SETUPS WITH UNEXPECTED PAYOFFS.

I'M NOT EVEN A LESBIAN, BUT...

YOUR REVIEW HERE.

THE HEA HAPPENS IN BOOK TWO SO SUCK MY D-

BUY IT NOW VALWRITES.CA.
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pave+ @paveplus.bsky.social · 13h
no. 29: lasers #sst26 #spaceshiptember
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Sublight Drive Crafts @sublightdrive.bsky.social · 13h
Today's the last day to get any kits or templates from my Etsy shop while they're on sale! Go check it out NOW or suffer the consequences!! (the consequences are paying full price at a later date) Behold a small sampling of the spaceships YOU could be building THIS INSTANT:
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13h
Welp. lost about 2k words of the latest boom2 chapter because uhhh *checks notes* i have no fucking clue nothing in the unsaved folders. i have a couple snippets that came from that section, i guess i can recover something. very weird & frustrating. not what you wanna find out sitting down to write
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 14h
I legitimately do not know what touhou is or how it works. there are girls. they are magical. they do things. people make fan comics and fan games and fan brains and i have never once seen anything that was actually a corporate-owned touhou IP product. It's like plato's cave but the shadows are real
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PJC Cahill @pjccahill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay folks! Desktop is gonna get boxed up for a WHILE. I'll only have phone, which means I can't do snips or alt text reliably, so my responses will be SIMPLE until we're settled again. I'm losing my mind, so positive vibes/prayers/etc. all appreciated <3 ko-fi.com/pjccahill if you can spare help!
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 22/09/2026
Webtoons is a brand name. People have been calling the medium "webcomics" for about thirty or so years now. I think this distinction is important.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 16h
Hey, artists? Never, ever, ever say "I don't want them to pay too much" for a commission. For a sticker? A book? Sure. A comm? If they agree to the price, then that's a good price. Negotiate, sure, but don't lowball yourself. If it's easy, that's because you're skilled. And skill isn't cheap.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 18h
A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN
old timey broadsheet with a bunch of different fonts. It should be read in a 1920s radio announcer voice.

BOOM GOES THE BRIDE.

A PULSE POUNDING CYBER-ROMANTASY.

ACTION. PULP. MAGIC. SEX.

READERS SAY: LIKE HUNTER S THOMPSON IF YOU REPLACE THE DRUGS WITH MAGIC AND MISSILES.

VAL IS A MASTER OF SUBVERTING TROPEY SETUPS WITH UNEXPECTED PAYOFFS.

I'M NOT EVEN A LESBIAN, BUT...

YOUR REVIEW HERE.

THE HEA HAPPENS IN BOOK TWO SO SUCK MY D-

BUY IT NOW VALWRITES.CA.
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Ezra Arndt @arndtezra.bsky.social · 19h
Creators, share the best compliments you've received with a link to the piece(s) that earned them. "NOT THE FUCKING CLOWN MAKE UP AAAHHH. Oh he's hot so he's allowed" and "RAHHHHHHHHHHHH [RIPS SHIRT OFF AND HOWLS]." Find Version 1 here come October 1st: www.theyreahorrorshow.com/slashersthri...
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slasher and thrillers — They're a Horror Show
Find spicy, spooky, and supernatural slashers here.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 19h
Writers, artists, creators let us share the best compliments we have received with a link to the pieces that earned them I'm waffling between "Like Hunter S Thompson but with magic and missiles instead of drugs" and "I am proverbially ROCK HARD to find out what happens in the next book"
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BOOM Goes the Bride by Valiant
A pulpy lesbian cyberfantasy romp with a touch of Doom, and BOOM.
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Girl Boss Ki (Comms Open) @superkiak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$20 Sketch Comm that I ended up absent mindedly polishing the lines on. Was doing the equivalent of minecraft jumping around while talking with a friend. #VgenComm #Art
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 20h
If you're ever like "who is this bitch and why did she like my random post" it's because i use feeds and you had a keyword in your post. Also please don't follow and unfollow me to get my attention. I just mute you the first time you do it
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Maddie Ouranía @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 23h
please help if you can this is a really bad spot to be in
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 21h
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Gee @ Working on comms @top-banana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Amongst a bunch of other TTRPG assets, I have a FREE DnD One-shot! The Pie Thief is a silly whodunnit I wrote and did all the art for, during lockdown You can get over on my Patreon or Ko-fi! ko-fi.com/topbanana www.patreon.com/topbanana
A preview of pages from my 13 page whodunnit one-shot & Maps, Stat Blocks, Character and Crimes scene art handouts
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 22h
I start with a finished book and slowly erase 500 words a day until I finally have a perfect blank page. The ultimate space for the reader's imagination
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Art SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👉 Free Art for Three Days 👈 I’m not pointing any fingers...but if you are, then I have made the perfect stock art bundle ^^ Free download for 3 days. Free for personal and commercial use. www.patreon.com/SilverGlass/... or ko-fi.com/s/f9cdee8279 Tell your friends! #ttrpg #stockart #lineart
Shows 8 different pointing hands icons, mostly in fantasy/medieval theme. All made by me.
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芊 @alonemistrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leda / Olympia #FireEmblem
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck yeah.
Human-made over 5 years

No AI has been used to generate any code or content in or about the game, and never will be. Slow Roads has been a labour of love since the project began in 2021, and has been built with a decade of experience in 3D graphics and creative software development. Textures are hand-drawn, sounds are recorded locally, and all systems are designed and engineered specifically for the unique context of the game. This is a solo-developed project that I take great care over, and I believe AI simply doesn't belong in creative projects like these.

Please note that procedural generation is not a form of generative AI; the procedures used to generate the world in the game are mathematical functions that have been derived and defined by hand, with direct creative intent.
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Andri ✨COMMS OPEN✨ @andri-art.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Check out this Reference Sheet I drew!💜✨ I like how it turned out🥰 #commission #ocart #VGen There are 3 SLOTS left for this service on my VGen (🔗⬇️)
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Nalo Hopkinson - Jamaica Ginger & Other Concoctions @nalohop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Help save "Room" (Canada's oldest feminist lit magazine), especially if you'd like to see new fiction from me in their next issue. But mostly do it because they rock, and they're important: roommagazine.com/whats-new/an...
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Save Room Magazine: A Fundraiser - ROOM Magazine
SAVE ROOM MAGAZINE: A FUNDRAISER Room is Canada’s oldest feminist literary magazine, running since 1975. For over 50 years, our small nonprofit has carved out a space in Canadian literary publishing w...
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 29/09/2026
CORPORATION is making its own GAY MEDIA It's not gay! WOW!
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sean | Zimmerit @sean.zimmerit.moe · 29/09/2026
don't you DARE come at me saying "City Hunter" instead of the actual Japanese name, Shiti Hanta
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 29/09/2026
It is extremely funny to me that multiple people's main commentary about my farcille bath scene smut is that i captured their characterization really well I can't write smut without understanding why they wanna bone! the plot is critical to the porn!! archiveofourown.org/works/604288...
Also hyped you're planning to continue it! 😤 I was so impressed by your DEEP understanding of the two and their dynamics, like, usually you don't get hot kinky sex with that level of thoughtful character analysis but you are DOING IT! 💯✊💥🔥i absolutely love when smut writers get the characterization right and holy moly you write them just how i imagine them. i love marcille’s hesitance then enthusiasm when she realizes just how good it feels. i love falin’s bluntness and her confidence that crumbles so quickly. i am SO so excited to see where this fic goes and what else you might cook up 👀
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Cau 🐦‍⬛ Webtoon artist 💫 @cauccinelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drawing my comfort characters to cope with my overwhelm 🪄 #WIP #sketches
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 29/09/2026
I like this crunchy pen
Close up of Kara, a demon girl with fair skin, red horns and red hair and green eyes. We can only see the top of her head, but it looks like she's giving a bj.
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Eura Euphridia Abrams @euphridia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New chapter of Animated Ambitions: A Cartoon Style LitRPG is up 💤 Sally has a strange dream, but good news! She can pay for a good night’s sleep, so she’s up and ready for some Sunday shenanigans.💸🏁 #AnimatedAmbitions #LitRPG #webfiction #royalroad www.royalroad.com/fiction/1803...
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Chapter 30: Sunday Shenanigans - Animated Ambitions: A Cartoon Style LitRPG
After opening my eyes, I found myself in that sinking trap of an armchair, but the rest of the room was gone, replaced by darkness. A waist-high console radio sat on the pitch-black floor in front of ...
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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Kel E Fox @kelefox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘He shouldn’t have died. I know it’s a war, but this isn’t the war we thought we signed up for. He shouldn’t have died.’ She pauses, and when she speaks again, her voice is rougher. ‘I never said that out loud, before.’ She's a soldier bent on revenge. He's a conscientious objector. 💙📚🪐
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Valor's Smutporium @valsmut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it done? I doubt it, but it's late. Feeling pretty good about it tho! The angle of the wings is off a bit but hey. fuck it. it's a fairy godbitch and a magical girlock sucking magical girlcock. #bj #f4t #yuri #valdraws
Our demon girl is now light-skinned with red hair and blood-red horns, with green eyes. Her expression is plaintive and maybe a little scared. The fairy woman's expression is hidden, but she's gripping the demon girl's horn. She has stained-glass style dragonfly wings with some cybersquares hurling threw em. She's darker skihned with silver hair.
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Jupiem 🕊️ @jupiem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Commission for Allison 🖤 [ #art #artsky #commission ]
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Hellzart ❤ Kink Artist @hellzart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nymph Rope Play #WIP #flatcolors #kinkyfantasy #BDSMart
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hiimeyu ✧ @hiimeyu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Smol Charline sketchy to get back into the swing of drawing 🥹💕 [ #dnd #charline #artsky #ocsky ]
A bust of a pink tiefling with purple clothing and a wolfcut and golden jewelry.
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✨Berreh✨ @blackberreh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should revisit my old lady magical girls... #art #oc
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Valor's Smutporium @valsmut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lineart! Idk if this makes that mu ch of a difference yet but it was cool to practise #bj #f4t #yuri #valdraws
same piece but with more better lineart and a swatch picked out.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This fucking thing
Brian saying "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Kuromi"
Kuromi "damn right"

They are looking at that Meta AI Muse demon thing
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 29/09/2026
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Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'
Alt: The plant from that movie says 'Feed Me, Seymour.'
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Christiane Knight @christianek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I loved this. I know some of my moots will too.
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