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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yep. Seems right.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"and here we have Donyell Malen" "no Billy he's not a target man, he misses too often on clear chances, you can't put him up top" "but what does he do?"
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How much ?
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pedantic for sure
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. My sister pitches in with the patient listen-here-kid when my wife and I just can’t even.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I too am a here’s-why adult. However, my parenting experience has me more exhausted with always having to explain why. So I now break out the occasional because-I-said-so
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Need to stop playing!? It’s not that serious. I if you’re feeling frisky, cap MGW. If you’re not, go 🤖. Just be good with what you decide.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Eatles The Fun(yuns) Loving Criminals The Spiced Girls The Beets-ie Boys T-Bone Thugs n Harmony
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Skynet Prequel featuring Sammy Altman
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So is it like a dramatic documentary … or next level so-dramatic-it’s-comedic comedy?
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
some real nihilistic shit.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s like the red pistachio thing but way bigger and more important
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1. Super Nintendo Chalmers 2. The doctor said I’d stop getting so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there 3. The secret ingredient is…LOVE!?! 4. Oh Margie!…you came and you found me a Turkey 5. See my loafers…former gophers…it was that or skin my chauffeur
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David Hamer @davidhamer1951.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No deal with🇺🇸Nazi Trump is possible. Let’s just grit our teeth, carry on through tough times, and maybe try again when he’s gone. Meanwhile keep on building other relationships with other partners in all fields of endeavour as the 🇺🇸USA declines to a shell of its former self.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
At the end of One Minute Man, he goes off. I remember hearing it on the radio and like I couldn’t believe that made it on the radio cut. He was just feeling it
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
68
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yah yah yah yah
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Yo I am SCREAMING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They say you always need a smoke when you wake up, after a meal, and after sex. I just did all three at this burger king
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Child Playing with Curious George Toy
ALT: Child Playing with Curious George Toy
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don’t know what Bosh means but I like it 🤣
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Or like how when some people say within (with) and towards (to) as if they are interchangeable
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Haha. Oh man. Last time I comment on here …
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yeah. I guess they are building brands. That seems to be what everybody has to do. I don’t know anything about her politics. But she has a D next to her name so 🤷‍♂️
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These days I feel all the politicians have to choose their performative style. That’s hers. It’s not so bad.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I don’t know man. Shouldn’t people just focus on politician’s politics … like yeah she talk funny. But maybe it’s kind of endearing…
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Charles Entertainment Cheese , Roy’s Big Boy , Kool Aid Man will literally run through walls for you , and Ronald Looks terrifying
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stop beating yourself up. Life will do that just fine without any help from you.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Erling in the morning . Works for me because that when us NorthAmericans have to watch our FPL and wake up leaks 😵‍💫
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Can someone please explain what those numbers mean ?
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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King Of The Hill Pissed
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pray tell of phone, good sir
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My eyes aren’t physically capable of rolling that far back in my head
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
M’yeah see… gonna give em the ol yooper whizz bang see…
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You had to bring it up
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Baby's Pouty Face: Fell Down
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Game’s gone. What a flop. Loser behavior there.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pickford stopped trying to save it! Pulled his hand back. So weird
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So from this graph I might suppose that at approximately 53 I will feel as young as I did when I was in my mid twenties?
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sounds like their AC needs a Lyft
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yes that’s right! My bad
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*There’s
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rosie’s. There one on West Ferry in the city and the original in East Aurora. I don’t even like ice cream and I love it.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Enthusiastic 'Yes Yes Yeeess' Meme Reaction
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me I am. Switched from Mbop’s 9. So far no luck.
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s boring. No way around it
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Also pretty sure he fully stopped moving which is supposed to be invalidating correct? It’s like a balk in baseball
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Vini??
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WetWillyWonka @wetwillywonka.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He gets no respect from nobody…Take my wife for instance .. no really !
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Okaay Whatever: Funny Face & OK Gesture
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