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Keith Hock

@werehock.bsky.social
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Magister Ludi. He/him, 37.

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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doing the nanny "It's all for you Damian!" scene but then panning to an iPad-locked open mouthed fish-boy who didn't even notice.
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Eye of the Duck @eyeoftheduckpod.com · 29/09/2026
Big news! We are finalists in the 2026 Signal Awards! Our episode on THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING is nominated for Best Episode in the TV/Film category! While we wait for the final results, you can help us win the Listener’s Choice Award by voting here: vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don Turnbee is my hero.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still possibly my favorite line + delivery in all of 30 ROCK. It's a feeling I empathize with down to my bones
Liz Lemon saying, hopefully, "that's later. Maybe we'll be dead by then."
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
halo and doom should be public domain. the first person shooter belongs to the people
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doctor Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude we need to get rid of religion in this country i'm so fucking serious
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DISTURBED FRONTMAN DAVID DRAIMAN: O? AHA? Haha.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch mr hegseth
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026
Instead of browbeating frustrated trans people online you should be bird-dogging the transphobic democrats IRL.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse, wrong answers only.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’ theonion.com/high-school-football-c…
High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
DS9 scene. Rom, Ferengi hero, is standing in a corridor, talking to another, and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
deserts are brutal, hostile places where conditions can change VERY suddenly. that's why if you ever hike in one alone, you DON'T tell ANYONE. they'd be worried sick. so now you're thinking about them. you lose track of time. it's dark. windy. freezing. you're dead in minutes. dead, because you told
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
only in America could there be a bullshit health craze centered around eating burgers, fries, and a milkshake
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A high school loner tries to figure out who his ex-girlfriend is hanging out with now.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Since we’re considering trade reprisals — I wrote last year about how easy it would be for Canada to make toilet paper completely unavailable to Americans. It could be done without any tariffs or embargoes. It may be happening already. www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
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Gordon Padelford @gordonofseattle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm hearing some concerns up about implementing "no turn on red" as a default policy in Seattle, so it's worth remembering that allowing turns on red only saves "1-5 seconds" on average for 🚗 drivers, meanwhile it increases 🚶🏼 crashes 60% and 🚴🏾‍♀️ crashes 100%. Info sdotblog.seattle.gov/2023/05/04/n...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them."
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 26/08/2026
There are a few no right on red intersections by my apartment and at least once per month some asshole furiously honks at me for following the rule. Cars turn people into fucking lunatics.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
These mini croissants make me feel like Andre the Giant. Because he was French..
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small general strike @spice.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
losing my mind at this Rick Steves clip
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: 5 Non Blondes
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I only use chat gpt to..." Filth. Infidel.
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Nirvana greatest hits is the only Nirvana album with You Know You're Right, the best Nirvana song. So...that.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Pepsimist: the cup is totally full of ice-cold, delicious Pepsi
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Figured out my neighbor's harmonic resonance frequency and played my tuba at the precise tone required to transmute his atomic structure into that of a porpoise. Now he's flopping about on the floor making annoying porpoise noises and I am admittedly experiencing some remorse
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ryn🦊❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️ @makkoryn.social · 20/08/2026
If for some reason Google removes Bonni's copy, I've mirrored it on Proton Drive. Same encrypted zip. Password is "Streisand" drive.proton.me/urls/HWQBHAR...
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Had my midyear review at work this morning. No raise or promotion, but they unlocked the double jump node on my skill tree. I can now access the second level at the cafeteria where they sell hard liquor during the workday.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what if baked potatoes came in donut form. what then
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/2026
14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Give up. 

Try again
 
CALL LUIGI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets theonion.com/crying-newborn-has-no-…
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cities aren't loud. Cars are loud.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literally yes
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