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Keith Hock

@werehock.bsky.social
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Magister Ludi. He/him, 37.

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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 15h
Cowards. You smoke cigarettes *because* they'll kill you.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 16h
bro you seem a bit intellectually incurious today is everything alright
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.
Sheesh, Rorschach, some of us are trying to eat.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NyQuil is an amaro
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was a precocious reader so I was assigned Lord of the Flies in 6th grade, and that is too young to read Lord of the Flies. I couldn't sleep for a week.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly it is as the great sage James Hetfield said, to secure peace is to prepare for war.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doing the nanny "It's all for you Damian!" scene but then panning to an iPad-locked open mouthed fish-boy who didn't even notice.
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Eye of the Duck @eyeoftheduckpod.com · 29/09/2026
Big news! We are finalists in the 2026 Signal Awards! Our episode on THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING is nominated for Best Episode in the TV/Film category! While we wait for the final results, you can help us win the Listener’s Choice Award by voting here: vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always thought it was evidence that a) Domai is a doer, not a talker, and b) the head of a worker's revolt should want to be interchangeable, not even smack of a cult of personality. Domai doesn't want fame, he wants freedom.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is hard to ignore how culturally dominant Archer was in the 2010s and The Venture Brothers might not have the name recognition but it influenced literally everything that came after it.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don Turnbee is my hero.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still possibly my favorite line + delivery in all of 30 ROCK. It's a feeling I empathize with down to my bones
Liz Lemon saying, hopefully, "that's later. Maybe we'll be dead by then."
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
halo and doom should be public domain. the first person shooter belongs to the people
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doctor Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude we need to get rid of religion in this country i'm so fucking serious
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
DISTURBED FRONTMAN DAVID DRAIMAN: O? AHA? Haha.
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hegseth is recommissioning the Potsdam Giants.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
only send your strongest, buffest, most handsome men to watch mr hegseth
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026
Instead of browbeating frustrated trans people online you should be bird-dogging the transphobic democrats IRL.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Data from that episode of TNG where an alien artifact turns him into the Sun Goddess Masaka
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my cats does this. He stands IN the litter box, sticks his ass over the wall, and shits directly in front of it. Then he kicks sand at the wall and walks away from just a pile of turds.
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Emma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse, wrong answers only.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/09/2026
High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’ theonion.com/high-school-football-c…
High School Football Coach Has Good Feeling About New Player Called ‘Thunder Beef’
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
DS9 scene. Rom, Ferengi hero, is standing in a corridor, talking to another, and holding/reading a PADD. Closed caption reads, "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
deserts are brutal, hostile places where conditions can change VERY suddenly. that's why if you ever hike in one alone, you DON'T tell ANYONE. they'd be worried sick. so now you're thinking about them. you lose track of time. it's dark. windy. freezing. you're dead in minutes. dead, because you told
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I like when people call them "Italian t-shirts" because it feels like a complicated slander implying Italians are illiterate.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As a librarian, both! The institute of the library is happy resource are being used (though power users might be regarded as outliers and not help with metrics or funding TOO much). The staff member processing dozens of your holds a week might be grouchy about it, depending how busy they are.
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As an acquisitions law librarian I can tell you that many textbooks and casebooks do come bundled with e-copies. So if you've been dying to learn about Torts while your child sleeps you're in luck!
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
only in America could there be a bullshit health craze centered around eating burgers, fries, and a milkshake
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sheen*
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Keith Hock @werehock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Going to college in the PNW I'm obligated to speak up for Vitamin R but in actuality my favorite is Miller Lite because it makes me feel like I'm in the uncontroversial film Major League with my non-problematic friends Charlie Cheen, Wesley Snipes, and Corbin Bernsen.
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