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Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer. Portfolio: Serpentsong.com I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster Slithergaunt.tumblr.com Generative AI is an abhorrent insult to all creation. 🚫

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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody know or use a good app for doing good contrast/exposure/ general light/dark photo adjustment? Something that DOESN'T run on ai and ACTUALLY lets ME do the tweaking myself? I want pics from the sketchbook to look less like dookie.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody know or use a good app for doing good contrast/exposure/ general light/dark photo adjustment? Something that DOESN'T run on ai and ACTUALLY lets ME do the tweaking myself? I want pics from the sketchbook to look less like dookie.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make a 100% straight-faced dramatic romance series about Dice and Lak, whose pre-disney canon bond began based on their mutual status as apex predators on their respective planets. Their tragic love involving her force powers to see through time and see the inevitable moment of Lak's death.
Brief shot from the cantina scene in Star Wars: A New Hope, depicting a worm creature named Dice Ibegone and a wolf-man Lak Sivrak who, in the pre-sequel canon, were lovers because of their mutual status as apex predators on their respective planets, and the fact that the Dice's force powers allow her to see into the future, particularly the inevitable moment of the Lak's death.
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Tempus Obscura (Simha) @tempusobscura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giving this another boost! Would love to see some of these designs find a home 💛
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Radical Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Fan art of Ed from Cowboy Bebop
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Radical Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Fan art of Ed from Cowboy Bebop
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be
Tom Waits - "What Keeps Mankind Alive"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫵😮 Feesh!
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm pretty sure this is the joke that landed Gary an owl louse named after him.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chilly now, innit? But now I get to wear my spiffy new Dorohedoro Caiman utility jacket! I got it off ebay, not knowing it was from some special collab between Q Hayashida and a fancy fashion company. Accidentally treated myself to something almost impossible to get now. Oops.
Me in my Caiman utility jacket Me hiding in my Caiman utility jacket
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I always have to go back and check every so often to see if The Terror is still the best drama series in the history of television. It still is. I checked.
Scene from The Terror, showing two characters alone in an arctic plain
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dunno why, because the rest of the show doesn't really have much real effect on me, but the scene in Cowboy Bebop where Faye watches the vhs tape she made to her future self. It hurts so damn much. The high school kid making a fun time-capsule tape she hopes she'll watch as a grown-up. I weep.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is it even possible to do from-the-heart rambling stream-of-consciousness writing with ANY literary value these days? Even with diseased illustrations? Especially WITHOUT an old-timey heroin/drinking problem? Asking for a very special friend.
Messy, blurry, cropped sketch of a manic woman in a booth, scribbling in a notebook.
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You are not brought upon this world to "get it".
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lonely too. People be like "It takes more muscles to frown than to smile! 🤪" Oh yeah? Well if we're aiming for minimal muscle exertion here, it takes NO muscles to let your entire face go slack and let gravity make you look worn the fuck out 🫩
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy Birthday #MichaelBerryman !!! First celebrity I ever met at a convention, back in 2010. Such a joy to talk to. A great dude full of great stories. He's great in everything, but I say Lisker in The Guyver is his best role. I had to give him a drawing I did, of course. 🎂
Me and actor Michael Berryman at a convention in 2010. I was a wee bairn.My drawing I gave to Michael as his character Lisker from The Guyver
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wanted to see the new @rifftrax.com MST3K in theaters, such an opportunity might not come again. But even if shoulder-to-shoulder packed crowds might prevent me, I couldn't be happier that it's happening. Never imagined we'd be here again ❤️💙💛
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do you remember where YOU were?
The American poster for the film Godzilla vs Megalon, which depicts the two monsters fighting with each one atop one of the towers of the World Trade Center. This does not occur at any point in the film. The words "Never Forget" are pasted above.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never sullied your mind, or very soul itself, with the rankest of all the filth that floats within the tide of human enterprise.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's weird how the 50th anniversary of something I loved as a child makes me happy and nostalgic, but the 30th anniversary of an album I loved in my 20s makes me feel old and melancholy.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why, good morning to you too, vvampyre dragon
Strange horned creature with no lower jaw sketch
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Oops."
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Hey followers, quick update from our ai arctic trip: Our ai won't stop recommending cannibalism as our best course of action. It literally won't suggest other options."
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Commissions still open! Like, SUPER open. Open as can be.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
King Coloman eat a clove of garlic for me real quick I wanna check something
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't wait to show off my spiffy official Dorohedoro Caiman utility jacket! Can't wait for it to be less than 90 degrees so I can wear it! Can't wait for the world to improve! Even if it's just a little bit!
Caiman from Dorohedoro, looking rather unwell
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seeing it on a list alongside the likes of [redacted] and [redacted] was an ignorant insult. I won't stand for it.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mossy planks and ivy and drying herbs and frogs and missing tiles and chipped siding and my inner Detail Junkie went nuts!
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Livin' in America, innit?
Blurry image from Tim and Eric's "All the food is poison" skit
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The First Unicorn 🦄
Rough sketchbook unicorn creature with many teeth and swirly shapes
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Jessica the Bestica 🏳️‍🌈Thought Bubble TM Hall A5 ☕Trying My Best @anireal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎨I'm a guest at Cape & Cowl Con on Aug 30 in Alameda, CA! A portion of my sales will go to the Oakland LGBTQ Community Center~ I'm blown away by how much this convention has grown & the amazing creators they've brought together 🌸☺️🌸 ✨ Capeandcowlcomics.com/cape-and-cowl-con
Promo image of a guest appearance at Cape & Cowl Con.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m 70 today. Feels like crossing a threshold into official old age. I’m cool with it. I’m publishing a new novel. Wrote a musical Xmas special due out later this year. Trace & I are launching a new movie riffing series. And I’m part of the new MST3K. Making things is my birthday present to myself.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I saw MAD GOD on a list of "Horror movies so messed up you'll never wanna see again" and I was truly offended. Infinite re-watchability, I say. For the record, you do have to type MAD GOD in all-caps every time you refer to it.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Another somber day. I get it, Phil has had a looong career, and we all "call it a day" eventually, but still. Sad when things end. He's earned a retirement, and I think finishing MAD GOD took a toll on him, but it WAS a truly great finale.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Alan Moore knows the score
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Commissions still open! Like, SUPER open. Open as can be.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A One-Man Trinity of delightful monstrosity. You scared, confused, amused, and seduced us. We loved every minute.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The man who made pollution sexy, made the child-devouring clown funny, and made the devil also sexy. See you around, Tim. 🌌
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The saints are departing to better places, and I don't blame them. We've just gotta continue their work with ever greater resolve. Let their passing make you stronger.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💛💫💋
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bills are nasty this month, so I'm offering a deal on commissions! 2 Full-body character commissions for 150$, full-color added for an additional 50$ It's a twisted writhing monstrosity of savings!
Commission advertisement: 2 Full-body character drawings for 150$ with added color for 50$Gnarled fleshy monsterAlien unnatural Eldrazi creature from Magic: the Gathering
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's a feeling that the world is worse with Dolly being gone, but it's important to know that her passing will hopefully create a million more Dollys to carry on her life's work. While certain revolting politicians may be still alive, they know deep down that THEIR theme parks would fuckin suck.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What I remembered more than anything else about this film is the terrifying bugs. By the time Rodan enters the narrative, I was relieved. "Thank god, a giant cataclysmic pterodactyl that can kill hundreds of people at a time, instead of the horrifying man-sized bugs."
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What the hell am I supposed to do? I wanna get up, I wanna do stuff, I wanna live my life. I wanna create, I wanna find someone to share my life with, I wanna experience the world. But no. I am nothing but furniture. And I won't do anything about it because I'm a coward.
Me with our dog Trixie lying on me on blissful slumber. I look frustrated but mostly tired.
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I recognize the little cutout boy on the bottom right! Here he is in his original painting. (someone please someone out there tell me the illustrator's name)
Alien dinosaur-like creature in an alien landscape. Artist unknown at this time
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RAMIREZOID @ramirezoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
an immense capacity for hate and destruction is okay to possess. the challenge is to express these righteously and not against the receipt checker at the grocery store
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bills are nasty this month, so I'm offering a deal on commissions! 2 Full-body character commissions for 150$, full-color added for an additional 50$ It's a twisted writhing monstrosity of savings!
Commission advertisement: 2 Full-body character drawings for 150$ with added color for 50$Gnarled fleshy monsterAlien unnatural Eldrazi creature from Magic: the Gathering
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Evan Thomas 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My God is Artwork, generative ai is blasphemy, and I will wage a holy war, a jihad, in Artwork's name. My soul shall wage this war beyond death. It would be nice if this was an exaggeration or joke but it isn't. Sorry, girl on dating app.
A goddess rendered in watercolor pencils, made up of swirling fleshy shapes, surrounded by runes
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