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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 17h

We need to talk about your Q3 performance

Tuxedo Max, a portly short haired tuxedo colored cat sits on a couch. There's an open laptop in front of him so it looks like he's working from home

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 9h

This movie didn't deserve to flop

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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'M MARRIED TO A LATINA! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!

Fundraising text from Elizabeth Warren that starts with
"I want to meet you. right now I'm traveling across the"

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17h

WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 15h

if you've been really good and haven't been suspended for a year you should be allowed to threaten to kill one person on here

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 17h

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 17h

We need to talk about your Q3 performance

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20h

Mom reconnects with her family at a laundry mat new year party

Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible: a picture of a bunch of popular movie posters arranged as the background for the text prompt

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 21h

this is how all cats are constructed, and why they don’t like belly rubs they lay on their back to cool the power supply, but are afraid you’ll find it

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 21h

Halls cough drops don't actually expire, do they?

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US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The CIA put more thought into this illustration than then did the concept itself: the Acoustic Kitty

Black and white illustration of a cat. It has some shading and detail to show some stripes but I've never seen a cat with anything like this pattern. It shows there is a transmitter and power supply surgically implanted into its chest. A microphone implanted in the ear. And an antenna wire along the spine.

This was a real thing the CIA did to try and make a stealthy listening device. Supposedly, when they tried to test it by having two men talk on a park bench the cat tried to cross the street and got hit by a car.

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Video based meme formatting makes me feel old

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

That kind of sick where all my go to karaoke songs should be by the Crash Test Dummies

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

This is what I imagine everyone posting these pictures is going to do with them

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 29/11/2025

The reason: made a lightbox for less than $20 (light clamps not included). Then I taught my daughter to use it. She took this photo

A small wooden music box. The outside is dark brown with a light brown repeating pattern engraved into it. The lid of the box flips up and shows a still image from the film My Neighbor Totoro (1988). It shows the girls and Totoro sitting on a tree branch over a river. They are fishing from the branch. Inside the box you can see the music mechanism along with the hand crank. The photo is highly detailed and close up. There's a white fabric holding the box up on a white background. There are nearly no shadows cast because of the lighting setup

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Venmo me $5 for a psychic reading

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

The fuck you looking at 🤨🪶

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 01/05/2024

hey guys whats up

a close up of a blue bug with big buggy eyes and something that looks like a mouth. he looks so happy to see you

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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ewwwww)

old tweet from @JNalv: I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo) / I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/I am several fish and not a guy

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

Sour cream and onion cheddar and garlic Parmesan popcorn. You might think this is too much, that I'M too much. Well!

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ginger @gingerest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

when an eel bites your DICK and the pain makes you SICK that's a MORAY

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 10/12/2025

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

Penn the news pelican from Zelda TOTK. He's a humanoid creature with pelican features and leather armor and a cap

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

Every time I do a political poll call I secretly hope my answers are so far outside of the normal range they feel compelled to call me again to figure out why

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

*Assassins the musical voice (NPH revival edition)* where's MY Prize?!?

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

This account shames me daily with my lack of committing to the bit

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Angie Nixon is too good for Florida :(

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

Need some help with this one: who is the third worst Calvin in history?

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love the idea that an entire fantasy football league could exist where nobody wants to do it, everybody feels like everybody else wants to do it, so they’re all letting their computers bleep-bloop at each other all season long. I mean that DOES sound like a loneliness epidemic.

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