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Van Wendigo

@vanweezer.myatproto.social

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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 3m

I'm replacing my spice rack with metamucil, whey, and HGH powder to join the normies

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 6m

I'm diabetic so having dietary restrictions, like around carbs, to pay attention to is totally understandable generally, but people don't talk about food being GOOD anymore. It's weird.

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 9m

Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it 🥲

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 9m

I'm in this skeet and I don't like it

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 13m

I do not know the sodium content of my white wine, lemon, butter, rosemary reduction sauce. Sorry

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 18m

For some of us, it never went away

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20m

Remember when people used to enjoy how food tasted?

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 21m

It's low key kind of depressing how everyone talks about food as a series of macronutrients now

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 31m

That's cool as hell

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 38m

He's got small face-citis too

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 49m

I was right by the way

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 49m

Someone told me that one of the Stranger Things kids was in a production of Rent and for the record I want it known that I knew which part they'd give them and they are not worthy to do the role at all

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 1h

If that were the reason I would say their campaign is hopelessly consultant brained then. The question is about the politics of the omission, not the technical reality. Also, you can say it's a genocide because A) it is and B) lots of other reputable organizations have said so. There's no hyperbole

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 1h

The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 1h

Tito's and chocolate whey protein, call it a buff Russian

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 1h

You're the kind of poster I'm trying to be: thoughtful, compassionate, kind, and funny

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 1h

Finally using some PTO before I [redacted]

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 3h

Because they are funding him or because he's trying to avoid them spending on his race?

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 3h

Lol, now I know you are my most powerful moot (X9)

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 3h

4 day weekend baby, let's get hyped

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 3h

Why is he afraid to say genocide tho?

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4h

progressive left mayor hitler mussolini of peru elected in an ultimate test of whether to judge a book by its cover

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23/05/2024

DM me to learn the last thing you smell before you die

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 4h

Now that's a big gulp

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 14/11/2024

DM me your greatest fear and I'll get the app to stop crashing

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 5h

Hoping for a smooth recovery for you both

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

We need to talk about your Q3 performance

Tuxedo Max, a portly short haired tuxedo colored cat sits on a couch. There's an open laptop in front of him so it looks like he's working from home

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 16h

That is incredibly specific lol

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 16h

This movie didn't deserve to flop

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 16h

Ok, now I just have to work out the math to make a gallon 🤓

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 17h

Tell me about this rosemary oil... I have a small rosemary bush and big plans

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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'M MARRIED TO A LATINA! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?!

Fundraising text from Elizabeth Warren that starts with
"I want to meet you. right now I'm traveling across the"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20h

Lol, I think these nerds think Roko's Ballsilick is real

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20h

I named him Tuxedo Max

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 21h

I got one of those a few months ago, and then last week too. I didn't bother with the second one, it's just some chatbot connected to a right wing org owned by who knows

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 23h

WIFE: This band isn't as good as you led me to believe. ME: You have to imagine them as dragons, Sharon.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 21h

if you've been really good and haven't been suspended for a year you should be allowed to threaten to kill one person on here

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 22h

I think you put a dab down on some paper that has a string suspended above it a few inches and try to draw the trail up and onto the string to dry out

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

You have to return here after you unlock the power roll special ability

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

I wonder if there's a way to just use strung out bits of hot glue to make something like that 🤔

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

How many mount trashmore shirts you get?

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

Now I just need a pumpkin spice themed cover of Marvin Gaye's let's get it on

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

Lol, lmao

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

Fact check: true

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23h

We need to talk about your Q3 performance

Tuxedo Max, a portly short haired tuxedo colored cat sits on a couch. There's an open laptop in front of him so it looks like he's working from home

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Israel is the largest state sponsor of terrorism in the region

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Lol, all the ones I was tricked into going to started as normal jump scares before pivoting to abortion halfway through the maze

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Lol, I went right to ocean's 11 in my mind

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Hmmm 🤔