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Van Wendigo

@vanweezer.myatproto.social

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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 9h

Biblically accurate ghost

A ghost cookie cropped from the OP that is filled with a lot of eyes

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 18h

Demo 3, fall

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026

Add a photo you took of something good

A mother Mallard standing on the edge of a river while her 6 ducklings bob around in the waters around her, practicing their ducky ways

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026

Found a cafe open before 8

A plate with a chorizo quesadilla. There's a decorative swirl of sour cream and hot cause on the plate. With a cup of my standard order coffee: lavender latte with oat milk

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026

🎶The lion sleeps tonight... AhhhhWEeEeeEeOHhhhhbumbaway!🎶

Tin tin, a white short haired cat with black spots on the head and a black tail. He's curled up on a blanket on the couch snoozing like a little bean

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

Runner up:

Movie poster for Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. The subtitle is pretty hilarious, it reads: "The first testament says "an eye for an eye". The second testament says "love thy neighbor " the third testament... Kicks ass!!!"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

Sue Sylvester from glee. She has a determined look. Caption: "I'm going to make an account that's so asymmetric"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

Me and who

Drawing from the Crucible. The guy they crush with stones for not admitting to being a witch. His quote, "More Weight."

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026

The curry she told you not to worry about

A bowl with basmati rice, goat meat (cubed) and a yellow curry with tomato and shallots, roasted chilis and lots of spices

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

I'll do it for you

A national geographic photo of a deep hole that's under the ocean. Two scuba divers and floating nearby. They serve as a kind of reference that makes the hole look like it's a few hundred feet wide at least

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

The texture is perfect

Interior of a popover. It's filled with a lot of big air pockets and it's very light and spongey

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026

Sundays are for popovers

Two popovers on a white plate. They look like large muffins but they're different. Crispy bread crumb outside and an egg doughy interior. Perfect to put some jam or jelly on

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

We need to talk about your Q3 performance

Tuxedo Max, a portly short haired tuxedo colored cat sits on a couch. There's an open laptop in front of him so it looks like he's working from home

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026

Mom reconnects with her family at a laundry mat new year party

Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible: a picture of a bunch of popular movie posters arranged as the background for the text prompt

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

The fuck you looking at 🤨🪶

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

Hoooonk

A Canadian Goose landing on the surface of a river. He's gliding in with his feet on the water, wings outstretched, head down and mouth open in an aggressive pose. They're landing hot to scare another goose away

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

Lmao, I was kind of hoping for this result

Google search results for the search: who are the three worst Calvins in history. The results explain there is no official ranking but suggests John Calvin, Calvin Coolidge, and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes as controversial figures

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

NW 📽️

Movie poster for Tumbbad (2018) folk horror film directed by Rahi Anil Barve and Anand Gandhi, and written by Mitesh Shah, Adesh Prasad, Barve, and Anand Gandhi.

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026

If your fried rice isn't this color I don't want it

A big take out dish filled with pork fried rice. All the fixings. Zero soy sauce and the rice is a dark brown color, I think because they fry it in a lot of sesame oil

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026

Jerry, yes!

The animaniacs gather around the wheel of morality but it's been photoshopped to be the wheel of samsara. Featuring complex illustration of a mandala

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, here it is

A plate with a carnitas burrito cut in half with a picante salsa, side of refried beans, and a pint of a very nice mango hard cider

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026

Fake internet article, the headline reads: "We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself". The picture below is a chimpanzee looking to the camera with an exhausted look

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026

She is way too comfy with the fire

The edge of my cement fire pit. It's abdomen is covered in a bunch of little things I'm assuming are eggs/babies. It's about a foot away from the burning logs

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

We are back bebe!

A plate with an omelette, small side salad and rye toast. Sour cream and herbs decorate the eggs beautifully. It's filled with sausage, onion, tomato, cheese and other stuff I forgot since ordering

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

Hollywood doesn't want you to know helicopter rotors don't need to spin to fly

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

TFW the catnip gummy hits

Tin tin, short hair white cat with a few black spots on his head. He's laying on his back with his belly up and his paws curled. His right ear is tucked back to look like it's not there. The left ear is fully alert. He has a slightly demented look to his face. Just about like the goblin face emoji👹

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

This looks like poop... If you're a wombat

Bowl of tofu and rice, beans, onions, in a yellow curry

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

You have selected: Wizard Battle

Photoshop of Gandalf holding and admiring an AK-47

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026

Hey Matt, here's where the money is going to come from

Internet article: headline "2025: Big insurance's $1.7 trillion Year" published in Feb of 2026. Subhead: "The seven largest for-profit health insurance conglomerates took in nearly 1.7 trillion from their customers in 2025 - $175 billion more than they did in 2024."

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026

I hope you like it hot 🫦

Holding a spice jar with Flatiron pepper company dried pepper flakes. The "I can't feel my face" heat level. Combo of Carolina reaper, morguga scorpion, ghost, and habanero peppers

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

Now we Blanch it

Blanche from Golden Girls

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

POV: you're cooking tofu

A block of tofu cut into cubes and placed between two dinner plates. A large cast iron skillet balanced on top for weight

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

Remember: posting is praxis

A picture of Elmo of Sesame Street holding a cellphone with the screen pointing to the viewer. It shows a screenshot of the last time Bluesky was fun (WiFi nipple is still there). The text reads: "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I skeet on company time"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026

I'm still optimistic about the future

An editorial cartoon. Dolphins swimming at the surface of the ocean. A nuclear mushroom cloud in the background. The caption: blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth "

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026

They're going to steal Iranian secrets to build the first tactical jade egg

Internet news article showing a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow standing next to a military drone on a display stand that's about the same height as her. The headline reads: "Gwyneth Paltrow and Trae Stephens discuss: the future of American defense"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026

What can you even say?

A box truck deal parked on the side of the road. It's got a decal on it that reads, "The Donald J Trump and Jeffrey Epstein memorial bookmobile

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026

NW 📽️

DVD box of the original version of The Producers (1967)

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026

Look at this dignified gentleman

Tuxedo Max, a portly short haired tuxedo colored cat laying on a couch. His front paws are extended out and crossed at the paw in a regal pose. His head is lifted and turned towards the camera like how you would photograph a portrait

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026

Ok, eating something and then it is time NW 📽️

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026

Dune part 2 screenshot. Stilgar looks on in astonishment. The caption "as it is written"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

The prophecy is fulfilled!

Noodles, Singapore mei fun to be specific. A big ole clamshell filled with the yellow rice noodles and lots of accoutrements, shrimp, pork, chicken, egg, onion, cabbage, chilies ect. Also got my spice jar of MSG ready to take it to the next level

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

They put this on the jumbotron each of the two nights

The RNC Hasan meat pic on the jumbotron. A flexing selfie in his underwear. The RNC blurred his junk

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

Was just asked at work (jokingly) if oil stocks were down because of stupid AI or stupid people and so I responded with this

They're the same picture meme from the office. First panel someone presents two pictures. The caption reads "corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. The pictures are text that read "stock market run by AI" and "stock market run by idiots ". The second panel is Pam talking to the camera crew in a cutaway saying, "they're the same picture"

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026

Look at this dork

Tin tin, a short haired white cat with a few black spots on his head and a black tail curled up on my lap on the couch

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

Jerry Seinfeld's bee character in the CGI animated film Bee Movie. He is tipping down a pair of sunglasses with a condescending look on his face as he speaks. There's a speech bubble implying that he is saying the quoted skeet

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

Wonder what kind of scam this is

A spam text that reads "Christopher, this website shows you voted in both 2022 & 2024. Whether or not you voted is public record, and IA voters are checking theirs ahead of the midterm. See what your record says now, and make a plan to vote on Nov 3:
- OB,
Stop to end"

There's a link to a site that looks grosser than the floor of a movie theater showing Debbie Does Dallas. I ain't clicking that

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

I've got one of these hanging in my office!

An illustration of a field mouse wearing Knight plate armor while he sits on the back of a crow. The crow is perched on a tree stump. He carries a long lance like he's going jousting. The background is some grey rectangles of different sizes and some falling yellow and red leaves. It's fully colored and whimsy-maxxing