Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office (spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 30/09/2026tired: bidet wired: cleANUS 2017238
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This patent never took off because it ended up arming the Rats of NIHM with firearms 0183
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks 0175
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Fun fact: NBC universal trademarked this sound so don't you even think about hearing it in another context!myinstants.comLaw and Order DUN DUN - Sound ButtonClick here to play the sound! 011
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Want to know if your idea could be a multimillion dollar patent? Draw it on a cocktail napkin and send it to me to workshop it for final approval 022
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 26/08/2024How do you make friends in your 30's? A one person seesaw 2184
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Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow 1133
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Want to know if your idea could be a multimillion dollar patent? Draw it on a cocktail napkin and send it to me to workshop it for final approval 022
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 25/08/2024Patent pending: cheese filtered cigarettes 1015030
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Looking for this application rn, I think I spilled coffee on it earlier 022
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026A lot of you are about to find out if your car has one of these: Patent for an Anti-siphoning device for fuel tanks 0175
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Absolute horses 0123
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Every day this account lives in fear of the patent office being in the news somehow 1133
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Broke: Meta glasses Bespoke: 183
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 25/08/2024Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE 911425
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here 072
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 08/04/2026What if I forgot and posted from my alt? 001
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 07/04/2026Again, I encourage all of you to remember that the alt text space is a place for more jokes 042
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Are you in a safe mental state to learn that Eddie Van Halen patented the most dudes rock patent ever? 14111
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 14/01/2026You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me 1274
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat 084
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Patent pending: DOD press conference practice hat 084
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026It turns out it's not illegal to patent the horrors persisting 1136
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse 0125
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse 0125
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 17/02/2026It turns out it's not illegal to patent the horrors persisting 1136
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It's possible that Trump could figure out a way to manipulate the US patent office into doing his bribes and if that got news coverage people would get mad at this account. And that would be pretty funny 051
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 04/02/2026How many inventors does it take to invent a better way to change a lightbulb? Just one, and a whole lot of ritalin 061
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Muenster Marlboros would go crazy 021
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office DEF-G @scriban.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I can personally attest to prior art being installed at Clark Hall Pub in 1989. They also had a flat surface on top for your drink. 031
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 14/01/2026You mother fuckers are supposed to clear this shit with me 1274
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 05/01/2026This is considered an "off label use" 041
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025After a long day the first step to relaxing is 1115
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office greybrother.bsky.social @greybrother.bsky.social · 25/12/2025They should start making these now, for the potential feline-based hilarity. 031
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Another patent well ahead of its time in terms of being perfect for the sickos of this site (complimentary) 071
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025After a long day the first step to relaxing is 1115
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 13/11/2025they're calling it "The Babuchet" 0297
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Sunday Cheese Reviews @venezuelanbeaver.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I like a smoked Gouda, but not like this. 2234
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I assumed this was fake but it's absolutely real Here's the patent from 1966: patents.google.com/patent/US323...patents.google.comUS3234948A - Cheese-filter cigaret - Google Patents 74412
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Congratulations to what is, we think, the very first Bluesky announced Parent for: Predicting Blowouts, something we sure could use here 072
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2025As if I needed another reason to eat cigarettes 062
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Casey Lucas @bimbo.phd · 28/07/2025This looks like the end result of an arms race to create the Most French Object 69224
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Ghostagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Can I get a pack of uuuuuhhhhhhhhh parmesan pall malls 272
US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Geppetto's first attempt at designing a real boy 040
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office US Patent and Trademark Office @patentoffice.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Googling: patent illustration of a verified checkmark 083
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Lukas Neville @lukasneville.com · 05/07/2025I'm in flavour country 051
Reposted by US Patent and Trademark Office Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 14/05/2025It's for industrial production of this 042
