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Valonia

@valonia.bsky.social
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she/her, fannish person. Valonia on ao3, Valonia47 other places. Michigan. I don’t give money or repost requests for money.

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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spoiler alert: This article contains plot details for this week’s episode of Ted Lasso www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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Ted Lasso and what promotion means in the women’s game
Spoiler alert: This article contains plot details for this week’s episode of Ted Lasso
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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char @charloween.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
You know what day it is!
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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LionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 02/09/2026
Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/5dkuhezf
Woman in thick gray sweater holding a gray mug smiling contentedly as she looks out a window at rainy, overcast weather outside
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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
where i create from
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 26/08/2026
Somebody said that the reaper’s acting like a male instacart shopper. We keep asking for tangerines and dumbass grabbed melons and curry.
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muse ✨ @muse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if you have trypophobia (and I do ahahah) do not look at the trending viral AI breakfast burrito. stuff of nightmares
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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I guess this explains why I had eleventy billion notifs
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Allie Kat @alleykatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm not asking much, just a rich distant relative I don't know to leave me an enormous sum of money and an estate somewhere in the old country, where I can become a wealthy eccentric instead of a broke one.
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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s a real mindfuck when your favorite show gets a new season after being over for three years, and there’s a new character with your exact name
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026
My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.
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rob mahurin @robtasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a foolproof method for locating lost items like this. What you do is go to the store and purchase a replacement item, then bring the replacement home and put it on the shelf next to the lost one.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 15/08/2026
“Senator, why did you leave fanfiction.net after the first lemon purge? Just what kind of fics were you writing in 2001?”
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 15/08/2026
Mutual: Really sick and tired of people who eat bugs lately :/ Me: (desperately trying to remember when I might have possibly eaten a bug) it's over. This is about me
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is so adorable I’ve watched it through fully twice already
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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rin @rinkara.me · 12/08/2026
Explaining my relationship to this site to my friend
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Rainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For @slate.com, I reported on the nostalgia surrounding Pizza Hut's Book It! program 🍕 People shared fond memories of falling in love with reading, what it meant to them as kids in terms of food access, and the glory days of books + personal pan pizzas. Gift link:
slate.com
It Might Be the Best Thing a Corporation Has Ever Done. It’s Finally Back.
Reading may reportedly be in crisis, but the personal pan pizza is forever.
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Judy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thanks so much but I was googling a quote from Abby McEnany's brilliant Showtime series Work in Progress (2019-2021)
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This Is Anfield @thisisanfield.com · 07/08/2026
NEW: Ronald Araujo: Liverpool agree shock loan deal for Barcelona centre-back #lfc
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Ronald Araujo: Liverpool agree shock loan deal for Barcelona centre-back
This Is Anfield
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cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me: so anyway, now people take grotesquely self-indulgent photos of themselves posing with your beloved works in museums and post them for likes. and basically, “likes” are vapid signals of approval from a mostly anonymous audience van gogh: tell me more about the “Lexapro”
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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#uspol
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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So are we making this a fic trope
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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ugh
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Air Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs
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Samantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Do you like cozy mysteries? What about women working in pro hockey, a world where Baltimore has an AHL team, and a cat named Cupcake? All that and more in Sticks, Pucks--And Murder. books2read.com/u/meWWl9 #indie #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #hockeyreads
A book cover. The left-hand side shows the title Sticks, Pucks--And Murder, along with the series name Carolyn Lutkin Hockey Mysteries #1 and the author name Samantha Rich. The right-hand side shows the gloves and stick of a hockey player waiting to come over the boards.
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Anything goes at a tattoo shop but I still have to wonder about the judgment of an artist wearing an I ❤️ Squirters shirt
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you
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AO3 Status @status.archiveofourown.org · 23/07/2026
#AO3 has recently seen a wave of phishing comments claiming to be made by "AO3 Trust & Safety" notifying you that your account has been restricted. These claims are not true. Do not click on links in these comments or pay for verification. Read more at otw-news.org/5n972k6a
AO3 Update
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/02/2024
sometimes you meet someone who you don’t vibe with unless their energy is filtered through a mutual friend. that’s what it’s like when I unfollow someone on here but still like their posts when I see them in the feed
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Alexander Glass @alexanderglass.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Slightly worried that if someone puts the right piece in, the whole street will disappear.
Pavement with a Tetris-piece shaped gap.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If this horrific police execution video crosses your timeline consider: - we don’t have to physically witness a murder to know it’s horrific - people who are subject to this type of violence do not have to be repeatedly traumatized by it - you do not have to push violence into people’s timelines
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ered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
Three panel comic titled Unethical Fiction: 
1. Made with AI
2. Printed on human skin
3. The author uses their profits to fund a hate group.
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Samantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🏒🏒🏒 books2read.com/u/meWWl9
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Zendaya, confused @likeadeuce.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's not so much that therapy concepts are incompatible with good fiction, it's the idea that they're cheat codes that will guide you to a 'correct' resolution when irl you can go to therapy + still feel like a dysfunctional vampire
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Samantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Apparently it's Self-Published Authors Appreciation Week #spaaw! I have two self-pubped books out: a speculative fiction short story collection and a just-released cozy mystery set in the pro hockey world, with a female lead character! You can find them both here: books2read.com/ap/8vyZkE/Sa...
books2read.com
Find books by Samantha Rich at your favorite digital store!
Books by Samantha Rich
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Since our intern won the office World Cup pool she is permitted to post any image
Elain Chao bathes Mitch McConnell
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But reverse the positions
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shakira now has more World Cup final appearances (2) than Gerard Piqué (1)
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