Reposted by Valonia💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live. 5561263
Reposted by ValoniaThe Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Spoiler alert: This article contains plot details for this week’s episode of Ted Lasso www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...nytimes.comTed Lasso and what promotion means in the women’s gameSpoiler alert: This article contains plot details for this week’s episode of Ted Lasso 3124
Reposted by ValoniaJ. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label. 11649434
Reposted by Valoniachar @charloween.bsky.social · 21/09/2025You know what day it is!youtu.beEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO 18360
Reposted by ValoniaAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 222670605
Reposted by ValoniaLionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 0179
Reposted by ValoniaThe Needling @theneedling.com · 02/09/2026Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/5dkuhezf 1932493
Reposted by ValoniaAngel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 26/08/2026Somebody said that the reaper’s acting like a male instacart shopper. We keep asking for tangerines and dumbass grabbed melons and curry. 04919
Reposted by Valoniamuse ✨ @muse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026if you have trypophobia (and I do ahahah) do not look at the trending viral AI breakfast burrito. stuff of nightmares 392
Reposted by ValoniaAllie Kat @alleykatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm not asking much, just a rich distant relative I don't know to leave me an enormous sum of money and an estate somewhere in the old country, where I can become a wealthy eccentric instead of a broke one. 1167
Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It’s a real mindfuck when your favorite show gets a new season after being over for three years, and there’s a new character with your exact name 020
Reposted by ValoniaCrockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife. 993539341
Reposted by Valoniarob mahurin @robtasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have a foolproof method for locating lost items like this. What you do is go to the store and purchase a replacement item, then bring the replacement home and put it on the shelf next to the lost one. 10868184
Reposted by ValoniaAdam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 15/08/2026“Senator, why did you leave fanfiction.net after the first lemon purge? Just what kind of fics were you writing in 2001?” 427716
Reposted by ValoniaAtelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 15/08/2026Mutual: Really sick and tired of people who eat bugs lately :/ Me: (desperately trying to remember when I might have possibly eaten a bug) it's over. This is about me 1028731005
Reposted by ValoniaEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is so adorable I’ve watched it through fully twice already 5330106
Reposted by ValoniaCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653559954
Reposted by Valoniarin @rinkara.me · 12/08/2026Explaining my relationship to this site to my friend 1278
Reposted by ValoniaRainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 11/08/2026For @slate.com, I reported on the nostalgia surrounding Pizza Hut's Book It! program 🍕 People shared fond memories of falling in love with reading, what it meant to them as kids in terms of food access, and the glory days of books + personal pan pizzas. Gift link:slate.comIt Might Be the Best Thing a Corporation Has Ever Done. It’s Finally Back.Reading may reportedly be in crisis, but the personal pan pizza is forever. 14547182
Reposted by ValoniaJudy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Thanks so much but I was googling a quote from Abby McEnany's brilliant Showtime series Work in Progress (2019-2021) 619824
Reposted by ValoniaThis Is Anfield @thisisanfield.com · 07/08/2026NEW: Ronald Araujo: Liverpool agree shock loan deal for Barcelona centre-back #lfcthisisanfield.comRonald Araujo: Liverpool agree shock loan deal for Barcelona centre-backThis Is Anfield 0111
Reposted by Valoniacross @kurosu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026me: so anyway, now people take grotesquely self-indulgent photos of themselves posing with your beloved works in museums and post them for likes. and basically, “likes” are vapid signals of approval from a mostly anonymous audience van gogh: tell me more about the “Lexapro” 0275150
Reposted by ValoniaBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten 685147533
Reposted by Valoniathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace 212198510
Reposted by ValoniaG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are. 8188822759
Reposted by ValoniaAir Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs 171576315
Reposted by ValoniaSamantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Do you like cozy mysteries? What about women working in pro hockey, a world where Baltimore has an AHL team, and a cat named Cupcake? All that and more in Sticks, Pucks--And Murder. books2read.com/u/meWWl9 #indie #mystery #cozymystery #booksky #hockeyreads 156
Reposted by ValoniaDan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City" 292690313
Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Anything goes at a tattoo shop but I still have to wonder about the judgment of an artist wearing an I ❤️ Squirters shirt 100
Reposted by ValoniaKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you 5037604607
Reposted by ValoniaAO3 Status @status.archiveofourown.org · 23/07/2026#AO3 has recently seen a wave of phishing comments claiming to be made by "AO3 Trust & Safety" notifying you that your account has been restricted. These claims are not true. Do not click on links in these comments or pay for verification. Read more at otw-news.org/5n972k6a 1124841493
Reposted by Valoniaceej @ceej.online · 21/02/2024sometimes you meet someone who you don’t vibe with unless their energy is filtered through a mutual friend. that’s what it’s like when I unfollow someone on here but still like their posts when I see them in the feed 119716
Reposted by ValoniaAlexander Glass @alexanderglass.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Slightly worried that if someone puts the right piece in, the whole street will disappear. 122455
Reposted by ValoniaErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If this horrific police execution video crosses your timeline consider: - we don’t have to physically witness a murder to know it’s horrific - people who are subject to this type of violence do not have to be repeatedly traumatized by it - you do not have to push violence into people’s timelines 81452531
Reposted by Valoniaered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take 120124995335
Reposted by ValoniaSamantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026🏒🏒🏒 books2read.com/u/meWWl9 021
Reposted by ValoniaZendaya, confused @likeadeuce.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's not so much that therapy concepts are incompatible with good fiction, it's the idea that they're cheat codes that will guide you to a 'correct' resolution when irl you can go to therapy + still feel like a dysfunctional vampire 071
Reposted by ValoniaSamantha Rich @srich-writer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Apparently it's Self-Published Authors Appreciation Week #spaaw! I have two self-pubped books out: a speculative fiction short story collection and a just-released cozy mystery set in the pro hockey world, with a female lead character! You can find them both here: books2read.com/ap/8vyZkE/Sa...books2read.comFind books by Samantha Rich at your favorite digital store!Books by Samantha Rich 053
Reposted by ValoniaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit 273761621
Reposted by ValoniaDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Since our intern won the office World Cup pool she is permitted to post any image 249151
Reposted by ValoniaHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026But reverse the positions 11115
Reposted by ValoniaElla Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Shakira now has more World Cup final appearances (2) than Gerard Piqué (1) 122149