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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Honestly it was kind of them to not say “gay-ass fiction”

Interests & Hobbies
Enjoys reading fiction

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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe next time you can request his butt specifically. Anthropomorfic.

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You honestly don’t even have to apologize.

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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You are allowed to do more than one thing

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That happened to my engagement ring and the jeweler replaced it for free!

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is why we still have the sometimes-wonky TV that came with our old house

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Maybe just one of those things to start

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LionessElise @lionesselise.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 02/09/2026

Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise: tinyurl.com/5dkuhezf

Woman in thick gray sweater holding a gray mug smiling contentedly as she looks out a window at rainy, overcast weather outside

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

And also the thousands of daily responsibilities building up

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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

where i create from

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Demon Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 26/08/2026

Somebody said that the reaper’s acting like a male instacart shopper. We keep asking for tangerines and dumbass grabbed melons and curry.

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That’s 95% of the show!

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Worst librarians ever lol

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muse ✨ @muse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

if you have trypophobia (and I do ahahah) do not look at the trending viral AI breakfast burrito. stuff of nightmares

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I guess this explains why I had eleventy billion notifs

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Allie Kat 🍂🎃🍁 @alleykatart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm not asking much, just a rich distant relative I don't know to leave me an enormous sum of money and an estate somewhere in the old country, where I can become a wealthy eccentric instead of a broke one.

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It’s a real mindfuck when your favorite show gets a new season after being over for three years, and there’s a new character with your exact name

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026

My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

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rob mahurin @robtasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I have a foolproof method for locating lost items like this. What you do is go to the store and purchase a replacement item, then bring the replacement home and put it on the shelf next to the lost one.

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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 15/08/2026

“Senator, why did you leave fanfiction.net after the first lemon purge? Just what kind of fics were you writing in 2001?”

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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 15/08/2026

Mutual: Really sick and tired of people who eat bugs lately :/ Me: (desperately trying to remember when I might have possibly eaten a bug) it's over. This is about me

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is so adorable I’ve watched it through fully twice already

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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.

A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.

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rin @rinkara.me · 12/08/2026

Explaining my relationship to this site to my friend

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Rainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For @slate.com, I reported on the nostalgia surrounding Pizza Hut's Book It! program 🍕 People shared fond memories of falling in love with reading, what it meant to them as kids in terms of food access, and the glory days of books + personal pan pizzas. Gift link:

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It Might Be the Best Thing a Corporation Has Ever Done. It’s Finally Back.

Reading may reportedly be in crisis, but the personal pan pizza is forever.

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Valonia @valonia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I have mine right by my toothbrush along with a cup but if that gets moved it gets tricky

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Judy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Thanks so much but I was googling a quote from Abby McEnany's brilliant Showtime series Work in Progress (2019-2021)

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cross @kurosu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

me: so anyway, now people take grotesquely self-indulgent photos of themselves posing with your beloved works in museums and post them for likes. and basically, “likes” are vapid signals of approval from a mostly anonymous audience van gogh: tell me more about the “Lexapro”

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