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@decoyrobot.bsky.social
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A searcher. An Ishmael Type. A New Wave Snob. Ugly guy. My life's a vain pursuit of meaningless miles.

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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 51m
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance's relationship to the mainline series is akin to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 to 1, so you can love it even though it's quite different from the Kojima games
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 1h
Finished part 1 of Peter Watkin's Edvard Munch on YouTube but have to attend a social event tonight, so have to watch part 2 tomorrow. Also started reading Pynchon's Shadow Ticket, really loving it, will finish Henry Miller and Robbe-Grillet when I'm less sexually neurosed
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 7h
Spiritualized songs ranked by how good they would be to suicide ideate to: 1. Sway
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Grandparents rights” Boomers are so insidious, can never hate them enough
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl who likes Jerry for being dark and disturbed was in The Last Emperor, Gymnast girl was in all those Hal Hartley movies, Jerry was mad pulling arthouse baddies
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl I met at a bar last night was talking about how hot Skyler Gisondo was during the “sweet tea” montage in Primetime
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Edvard Munch is a cool ass movie because Peter Watkins saw into the future of the 19 year old Gen Z college students plugged up in their dorms watching only arthouse movies and realized this was the way to force expose them to painting and real art critique
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brandon Flowers if he was a sex addict instead of Mormon: I got goo but I'm not a gooner
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ethel Cain complimenting Gracie Abrams on her American Teenager cover was nice and very admirable of her. Every stan that said Abrams's cover was better needs to be sent to the taste gulags yesterday
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy flirting on Hinge: You're an astrothot, because you're out of this world Girl: I'm a feminist and a communist Guy flirting: My apologies...cosmothot
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Walker, Serge Gainsbourg, Kate Bush, Prince
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It sucks tolerating this shit just to get bad dates off Hinge
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michelangelo Antonioni's birthday is today. He is one of my all-time favorite directors. I love his Italian films, his English language films, his late style works, and learning about his unrealized scripts and his dalliances with amateur filmmaker Paul McCartney in London
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cosmopolis 1) Should have been Cronenberg’s Palme victory 2) Juliette Binoche gets lovelier every year and is viciously talented still 3) Insane people were down on this Robert Pattinson performance 4) Paul Giamatti has an amazing audio only introduction 5) Emily Hampshire hot
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gruel_dylan @gruel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just saw the average rating for the silent hill 2 remake on backloggd and i've lost all faith in you people. games are just toys.
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saraband, Ingmar Bergman's last narrative feature film, and a sequel to Scenes From A Marriage that was shot on HD video instead of the original series's 16mm
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers boymoding in a Nine Inch Nails shirt, finally something to make me a fan
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tracy Letts clapping back on Griffin and David for saying Dexter Gordon's performance in 'ROUND MIDNIGHT was "good but he was just playing himself" got me so wet. Yeah, throw that down Mr. Tony Award Winner
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They should do a 24 style TV season about the Beatles and George Martin sequencing and mixing The White Album in a single 24 hour session, 1 hour = 1 episode. Ideally, it would be like if High Fidelity meets Good Time
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lesbophobic Chris Hansen talking to Sade: you realize how this sounds, right?
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fall season, current favorite songs of 2026
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Two can play at that game.” He may be a ratings chasing media sociopath, but god, what a showman
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Switching back and forth between cable news and Family Guy reruns is the TV port of Twitter
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thought spurred after discovering an Instagram e-girl account who has almost the exact same qualities, style, and voice as my bar crush. Feeling like Scottie Ferguson in all the bad ways
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greatest movie ever made. You absolutely understand why every director in every country of the world feels compelled to make their own riff on it
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vertigo is a difficult movie to show to high schoolers because you kind of need 5-6 years of adult hangups and psychosexual self inflicted torture to really get it
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chris Marker once philosophized about why do film schools teach you not to look directly in the camera, but every face to camera TikTok or influencer video is complete ass, so they had a point. Sorry, Chris.
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was at a bar last night and met a guy whose favorite movie was Withnail & I, awesome night, awesome guy.
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Used to think I would not like being someone's backup choice for a friend or lover, but my cat only sits next to me when everyone else in the house is gone, and this shit is nice. I'd love to be someone's last choice actually.
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No genre name is actually self-explanatory. It's all just signs and signifiers that only accrue meaning from association and already knowing what the thing is. Video games, music, literature. Tell someone Drum & Bass, they ain't getting that right unless they already know
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
J*** S********* liking Alex G at their age not as embarrassing as the 50 year old Pitchfork slacker guys tweeting “Olivia Rodrigo actually goes” but it’s not not in the same galaxy
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hold on now, Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain is the General Della Rovere of video games
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to imagine the video game equivalent of a Jacques Doillon or Roberto Rossellini movie. Can’t think of any. Like those movies, but also like the shonen anime stylings of many a video game
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m gonna fucking bite you
rax 'levon honkers' king @raxkingisdead..... 2h something something bi visibility day joke. heart's not in it this year 

Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social • 52m
Can you please be a bummer on Twitter? This is supposed to be the fun one.

rax 'levon honkers' king @raxkingisdea... • 49m
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@drewmorton.bsky.social
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Definition of BUMMER
one that bums... See the full definition
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he won da election
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9 games that shaped me
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey video gamers, Gus Van Sant's Psycho remake is a meta art film that highlights the queer subtext in Hitchcock's movie with deliberately campy performances and technicolor desecrations. The correct analogue for artless high-rez remakes is Manhunter to Red Dragon
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Horny dl Chris Hansen: Take a seat right over there
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top 5 Castlevania Rondo of Blood Symphony of the Night Bloodlines Portrait Of Ruin Order Of Ecclesia
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater was made before Kojima decided Huey was a paraplegic, so I like to think Granin is sitting on his lap like a vodka drenched Russian stripper
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Top 10 video games of all time is harder than movies because there’s so many good Castlevanias alone
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Devil May Cry 2 is the kind of bad video game franchise sequel that I am almost nostalgic for
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder’s thighs in Camp Miasma are built like a barbell, I 🫡
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not disapppointed because I never expected myself to amount to anything
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some gaming beliefs 1) Franchise titles existing perpetually results in treating studio as auteur and atrophying developers creativity even if it is a franchise I personally love 2) It’s ethical to shit on great remakes out of principle over the majority being bad
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Video game remakes are weird because obviously the new team has their own POV, but between “updating for ‘quality of life’” and maintaining fidelity to the original it feels like a fucked up chimera suffering under the anxiety of influence
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Movies that are like live-action anime Streets of Fire First Name Carmen Lady Oscar (I mean it’s adapting a manga)
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[Me being cornered by the Music Bridge Troll]: Name a third trip hop artist that isn't Massive Attack or Portishead Me: Uh...Robbie Robertson's on the late 90s album Contact From The Underworld Of Redboy Music Bridge Troll: Eh, close enough
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cY @decoyrobot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It was a mistake flailing at learning guitar to get over the shame of never working in film instead of going out like Stan Mishima
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jeanne ne sais quoi @jeannedarc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
top 1 song of all time
open.spotify.com
Refractions in the Plastic Pulse
Stereolab · Dots And Loops (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1997
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