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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”
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nerde o eski tivitler @eskitivitler.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
sendikalar;
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olur olur yeliz @yelsiz.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
denetimli serbest gezen tavuk yumurtası
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nerde o eski tivitler @eskitivitler.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Fly me to the moon @flytomoon.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Kırıcısınız…
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If global warming was fake it would be such a dope conspiracy theory.
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Mahir Civelek @mahir.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Millet Espressohanesi
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i smell a pulitzer
Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
operator: 911, please state your emergency me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want operator: how so me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account me: no. more
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ed @edgareyis.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
düşük bütçeli hollywood
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the muppets on the cover of vogue: thread
Elmo in the Kate Moss Vogue Magazine cover.
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Hürmüz 💫 @hrmz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Günün şarkısı; Baby shark dü dü dü düdü dü
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Brandon Dail @aweary
me, before having kids: I'm never going to lie to my children
me today to my toddler: they don't have hot dogs in Colorado
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
No Context Brits @NoContextBrits Aug 24 Rod Stewart is looking well.

(A decaying structure overrun with dried grass that somehow looks like rod stewart)

Sir Rod Stewart
@rodstewart Aug 31
Fuck sake
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
“I’ll take a whiskey” BARTENDER: neat? “Nah just pour it all over the place”
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Hürmüz 💫 @hrmz.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Çünkü ne demiş atalarımız, "Katranı kaynatırsan olur mu şeker, boğazın ağrıyorsa at iki shot Jager"
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Pantera Corvus @gezginjaguar.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ceninle şöyle
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Fly me to the moon @flytomoon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
:d
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v. @varcharian.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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v. @varcharian.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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James Fridman @jamesfridman.com · 10/01/2025
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Kevin Parry @kevinbparry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
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Habip @h12ykr.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
post_truth.csv
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
oh thank god. wait
a screenshot that shows a no-entry icon and "Only people who get the joke can reply"
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utkukaynak.bsky.social @utkukaynak.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If you are not in a constant state of post nut clarity, you are in a constant state of pre-nur delusion..
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
imagine being in a doomsday bunker and someone takes out an acoustic guitar
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 07/01/2025
And we do this because they lied to us, promising a great way to promote ourselves, connect with others, and grow our presence online. The opposite is true. They paywall our content, "deboost" what they don't like and make their sites almost completely unsearchable and functionally useless.
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 07/01/2025
Cool! So now two of the top ten richest men in the world are going to offload the cost of fact-checking onto people, paying us $0 to face an avalanche of infinite bullshit on social media so we can play endless whack-a-mole while they serve us ads.
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utkukaynak.bsky.social @utkukaynak.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
One of them is diabetes but..
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Oh well, good to know that my ex has been keeping busy
A (very old) news story from ABC saying: "In late June and unknown actor (this part is highlighted) scaneed a state's board of election website for vulnerabilities" and after identifying a securty gap, exploited the vulnerability to conduct a "date exfiltration" or unauthorized data transfer, the FBI said in a recent bulletin.

Again, the main words are UNKNOWN ACTOR and this story is far from current
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I once tried to date a woman named Natalie because I thought our names would sound good together. Nate and Nat. That’s a fun couple name. She did not agree, and did not like my personality, or the way I look, but other than that we almost pulled it off.
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
the mortician looks down and sees a QR code tattooed on my lifeless body. he scans it, and it sends him to my bluesky account. one last follow.
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Diazepam🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dzepm.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Sikimin başını ye orul orul orospu çocuğu seni.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/12/2024
When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
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Berna Devezer @devezer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Timeless
Two screenshots of Philomena Cunk speaking. In the first she says: Since light travels faster than sound
In the second she continues: people may appear bright until you hear them speak
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Looking at some of those star projector lamps on Amazon and
Amazing lamp review: This thing is awesome. The lights almost look 3D and the way they swirl looks so realistic and...

Image: a lamp projecting colorful aurora borealis like lights on the ceiling of a room but a cat sitting in front of the lamp leaves an enormous cat silhouette on the wall
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
joe paterno is in hell @nicemuscles
black mirror is written by one stoned
british dude who just mutters shit like wot if ya mum ran on batteries
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