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Tony Sladky

@unitedshoes.bsky.social
770 followers 2.1K following 3.5K posts

Artist, occasional writer, Dungeon Master, worldbuilder. (He/Him) If you quote any part of my bio to try and win an argument, you forfeit and I block you.

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Tony Sladky @unitedshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having the art equivalent of that thing where you get, like, two hits away from beating a video game boss on the first try, and then the next hundred or so attempts you get shut down while barely getting through the first eighth of its health bar...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
death roll
a doodle of an alligator performing a death roll on a deer, thinking to itself 
"I spin around to kill my prey, to rip and tear into the flesh -
I have to do it to eat, but I take no joy in that, my real passion is for the twirling itself. When I am spinning I feel free in the dance. What a tragedy it has to come with such violence."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing
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Dogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 01/02/2026
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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Tony Sladky @unitedshoes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is my kinda conspiracy theory. It bummed me out so much when I first learned that "the government is fighting/exploiting supernatural monsters or aliens" conspiracy theories are the exception and not the norm.
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r @fourfiveandseven.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
gotta be some use for this at some point
ms rachel and mayor mamdani pantomiming crying
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The best time to actually deal real consequences to cops is at least 8 generations ago. The next best time is now. When police murder and maim people without consequence, it can be traced right back to the utter lack of will of the US to actually follow through with Reconstruction.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/01/2026
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors don’t actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I am tired of Earth. These people.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
*tapping the sign*
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It is Happening
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Tony Sladky @unitedshoes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
On this day in 1888, Vincent van Gogh's hearing became just all right.
The overly literal doctor from Arrested Development
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment 
Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.

When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Your cards when you keep a two-land hand, then proceed to not draw lands:
A screenshot from Final Fantasy Tactics on the original Playstation. Delita, here identified only as Knight says, "Tough...Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God."
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
C'est moi
Single comicbook panel showing the Hulk lying prone on some grass near a beach.
He's saying (in two speech balloons): "Hulk will sleep now, and maybe when Hulk wakes up ..."
"... everything that has made Hulk tired will be changed!"

(From Incredible Hulk #261, 1981)
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
Illustrations of Medieval helmets resembling the faces of Muppets characters Gonzo, Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzy, and Sam Eagle (as an Aztec, being truly American).
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Transphobia is a lot of things. One - ONE OF A NUMBER - is a jangling set of keys, desperately shaken at the most hateful people, to keep them from paying attention to boring ol' climate change.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Seven years ago
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A friend recently texted me the same thing. “Do you really not use ChatGPT?!” It was a sign of where we are culturally on this. People are compelled to use it but also starting to question the normalcy?
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Secret Lair #MTG
NEW SECRET LAIR!
NICE TRY WOTC! YOU'RE NOT TRICKING ME AGAIN!
HORRIBLE WEBSITE!
RIDICULOUS QUEUES!
PREYING ON MY FOMO!
IT'LL BE BETTER
THIS TIME.
MAYBE IT WILL BE BETTER.
SURELY WOTC WILL FIX SECRET LAIRS SOMEDAY.
MAYBE TODAY'S THAT DAY! YES! I'M GOING TO GET THIS SECRET LAIR!
DON'T WORRY, THERE'LL BE A NEW SECRET LAIR NEXT WEEK.
APOLOGIES TO CHARLES SCHULZ
CARDBOARD-CRACK.COM
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 01/11/2025
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/10/2025
I am describing my politics as “arachno-communism” from now on
So, what are your political views?
I'm an arachno-communist!
Really, how old- wait did you just say "arachno?"
OH SHIT
GO MY CHILDREN, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
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PVN2099 @pvn2099.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I was very surprised when I first read wealth of nations and realized the Chamber of Commerce people had lied to me and that he was actually not a moron.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 27/10/2025
That’s right, ad for Fortnite
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
That’s right! Thanks, Fox News! www.foxnews.com/politics/squ...
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Squad 2.0: Meet America's next wave of radical Democrats shaping the party's future
Progressive Democrats, including Zohran Mamdani and Omar Fateh, have emerged as the new generation of candidates responding to President Donald Trump's second term.
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Rebekah Jones @georebekah.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Public Statement from the Chief of PR for Antifa™️: We at ANTIFA have reviewed all evidence, eye-witness accounts and legal documents pertaining to the United States' Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. It is our determination that we must designate "ICE" as an illegal terrorist operation.
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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2025
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back theonion.com/health-experts-recomme…
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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Caroline Litman @alicemydaughter.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
whilst those without are considered feckless losers who made their bed out of stupidity and laziness, combined with a Machiavellian desire to play the system. These ‘winners’ in life lack empathy, fail to understand their privilege and would do well to reflect: ‘there but for the grace of god go I.’
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
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Tony Sladky @unitedshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
youtu.be/H1oknrszlEg?...
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Perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale
YouTube video by ncfltop15
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OBrienSci 🦆🧊, ❌👑 @obriensci.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I do not understand why they cannot get the headlines right. Just follow the gop playbook! “Repubs control it all! The shutdown is on them!” As nauseum. Don’t lead with the nuance.
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JB_AU @jbau.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
THE MEME IS REAL
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