Alt: An extreme close-up of Saruman saying "So You Have Chosen Death."

Alt: Homer and Marge Simpson's bedroom. Marge is visible in the mirror. Homer opens the door from the outside, pokes his head in, says "Oh and by the way, I was being sarcastic" and then slams it shut.

Babies in Medieval paintings are known for their resemblance to tiny angry old men, but the fashion drew from religious depictions of Jesus.

Alt: The nerds from a couple of Simpsons episodes sitting in a crowd at the comic store. One of them says "Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder."

This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!