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Comics about the world’s most addictive game, Magic: The Gathering at cardboard-crack.com and patreon.com/CardboardCrack

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
12 hrs left to get this token, don’t wait!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perfect Plan #MTG
I attack you with all of my creatures.
What? I thought we had a deal!

What deal?
I never said that.
I heard you!
Are you calling me a liar?

Fine! I'm targeting you the rest of the game, liar!

I don't care!
I'll take us both down if I have to!

Those ventriloquist lessons sure paid off.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sept 30 is the last day to sign up for these dinosaur tokens. Don’t miss out!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jace #MTG
I can't believe they actually killed Jace.

I have so many memories of Jace from over the years. It feels like the end of an era.

Wow, I didn't think you'd be so broken up about this.

Which planeswalker am I going to
complain about now?!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just a reminder that @livingcardsmtg.bsky.social is super talented (but you probably already knew that). Look what he made for me!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tarmogoyf #MTG
Over a decade ago, Pascal Maynard drafted a foil Tarmogoyf over a Burst Lightning in the top 8 of a Grand Prix.

Arguments raged over whether he should've prioritized taking the best card for his deck or the more valuable card

Eventually, the card was sold for thousands, with most of the money going to charity.
So?..

So doesn't anyone want to buy the new foil Tarmogoyf I just opened?
I'll give you $4
$1.50

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Birthday #MTG
I was going to get you a gift for your birthday.

Then I realized that the best gift you could have is to see me happy.

So I bought myself all these
Magic cards.

Happy birthday!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love About Magic #MTG
There are so many things I love about
Magic.

There's the community, friendships, meeting new people, exercising creativity, enjoying competition, building decks, escaping stress, and savoring the artwork and flavor.

There's one thing I could do without.
What's that?

BUY THIS COLLECTOR BOX NOW BEFORE IT SPIKES! IT'S A GREAT INVESTMENT!!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bedtime Stories #MTG
It's important to me that I pass on my love of Magic to my Kids.

That's why I even incorporate
Magic into their bedtime stories.

What are you reading? The Weatherlight Saga? The War of the Spark story?

Rule 613.2. Within layer 1, apply effects in a series of sublayers in the order described below. Within each sublayer, apply effects in timestamp order (see rule 613.7)...

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Silly Deck Themes #MTG
Every card in my deck has a picture of someone sitting.
What are your deck themes?
I chose cards with as much text as possible.
My deck theme is
The Big Lebowski.
Every card in my deck sounds like a terrible 2000s metal band.
Wow, with so many Silly deck themes, this is sure to be a fun night!
6 hours later...
Did anyone include an actual win condition?
2222...
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tracking #MTG
Are you tracking his location?

Yeah, I asked him to get groceries but I just saw him at the LGS instead.

Ooh, caught him red handed!
I can’t wait until he gets home.

I got the cards you needed for your commander deck.
I knew it. You’re the best!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Deck Improvement #MTG
My new deck isn't performing very well.

Your deck needs more staples.

How is this supposed to help?

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
September’s animated token of the month is dinosaur! Get 2 copies by signing up at the token tier at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack No extra charge for international shipping!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jace #MTGFracture
Do you think Reality Fracture will be the end of Jace?

I hope not. Jace has been with us for so many years. It'd be sad to see him go.

- Jace being obnoxious in every story!
- Empower Jace mechanic!
- Jace art everywhere!
- Jace tokens!

Nice knowing you, Jace.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t Need To Win #MTG
I don't need to win to have fun.

I don't need to win to have fun!!

I DON'T NEED TO WIN TO HAVE FUN!!

I dont... need to... win...to have... fun..
Are you sure about that?

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Secret Lairs #MTG
This is so frustrating!!
I waited for hours, and once again I didn't get the Secret Lair!

Did you have any luck?
I've given up. I need to protect my mental health from WotC's business practices.

Don't you get FOMO?
I now embrace JOMO.
What's JOMO?

Joy of missing out.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Packs #MTG
Surprise!
What’s this?

I bought each of us a pack of Magic cards.
That's so thoughtful.

Wait, don't open it yet!
Why not?

I don't want to see if I gave you the better pack.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New Deck #MTG
After months of painstaking work, I've finally collected all the cards for my new deck.

It's all sleeved up and ready to go.

Nice! What are you going to do next?

Goldfish it until 2am!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Commander Surprises #MTG
Wait, I put this card in my deck?

I play this card too?
I had no idea.

I totally forgot about adding this card.

Games of Commander are full of so many surprises!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Latest Hot Card #MTG
The great thing about Commander being casual is that people don't have to chase the latest hot card.

People can just play with what they have and still have fun.

Didn't you just order a Gleaming
Splendor for $50?
I was talking about other people, not me!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Legacy #MTG
Wanna play some Legacy?
I don't know.

What's the matter?
My boyfriend dumped me!
He says I play too much Magic.

Guys come and go.
Legacy is eternal.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One week left if you want to get this soldier token, which looks vaguely familiar to me for some reason…
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Power of Magic #MTG
We are surrounded by technology that makes it easier than ever for us to communicate with each other.

And yet, somehow, more and more people are lonely and struggle to make friends.

We crave real
human interaction, but it can be
daunting to know where to start.

That's why
I feel so lucky to have Magic to help me connect with people.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One time I opened a Mox Diamond from a pack of Stronghold at a Software Etc, and it was before the set was was supposed to be released. Can anyone beat that?
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Weekend Plans #MTG
What's your plans for the weekend?

I'm going to do Some tapping, attacking, sacrificing, draining, looting, and maybe even some proliferating!

He's playing Mardu Aristocrats with a token subtheme.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Check Out This Card! #MTG
Check out this card!

I don't get it. It's not graded, or serialized, or a surge foil, or from a Secret Lair, or on the reserved list, or a box topper, or exclusive to collector boosters.

What's so special about this card?!

I just like it.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Went to an IPA themed birthday party yesterday. Can’t overstate how much fun this format is. You never feel like you’re totally out of the game. Went 3-1-1 with this list
RUG Invasion/Planeshift/Apocalypse block constructed deck
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lunch Money #MTG
Im not giving you lunch money if you're going to spend it on Magic cards!

You're so accusing!
Why would you think Im doing that?

Earlier...
You really need $60
for lunch today?
The school is serving filet mignon.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cat Token #MTG
I cast Prideful Parent, making a cat token.

Do you have a token I can borrow?
I don't carry tokens with me.
Well, I need something.

At least there's no danger of the token moving.
You're ridiculous.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Have you ever wanted to try out my Patreon? I have almost 1000 posts to explore and I’m offering a special discount for the month of August. Find out more here www.patreon.com/cardboardcra...
Join our community on Patreon!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Universes Beyond #MTG
I feel so conflicted when I play Magic these days.

I can't stand Universes Beyond. I really dislike how it's changing the game I love.

But I also don't want to be rude or dismissive because it clearly brings joy to a lot of people.

You really don't like my Doritos® card?
No!
Is it because it's nacho cheese flavor?

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Teaching Magic #MTG
Thanks for teaching me how to play Magic.
Let's play with our hands up so I can explain what to do.
Next, see that you have no lands and yell,
"Mana screwed?!
This game is so unfair!"
Mana screwed?!
This game is so
unfair!
First, draw seven cards.
Okay, done.
Wow, you're a natural.
I never knew
Magic was
So much fun!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mystery Booster Commander Edition #MTG
We're making an amazing new Mystery Booster Commander set.
Yes!

It features some of our
most creative creature designs in years.
Yes!!!

It's packed with callbacks that enfranchised players will love.
YESSS!!!

And it’s a limited release.
Noooooo!!!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
August’s animated token of the month is soldier! Get 2 copies by signing up at the token tier at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack No extra charge for international shipping!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Such a flavor miss that this doesn’t have 400 loyalty
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pregame Discussion #MTG
The goal of my deck is to flood the board with creature tokens.

My deck focuses on getting value from landfall triggers.

My deck forces you to watch me take an hour long turn where I tap and untap my permanents over and over, slowly drawing my entire deck, while I explain why I techically haven't gone infinite.

How can people expect me to be honest if they then refuse to play me?!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Godfather #MTG
Why is he
attacking me?
How could you make a deal with her?
I made him an offer he can't refuse.
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
You're really countering my spell?
It's not personal.
It's strictly business.
Let me guess.
You recently rewatched the Godfather movies.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mix-up #MTG
That TV show was so disappointing!
What happened?

I thought it was about a mother who loves card games and builds unique decks.

Instead it was a cooking show about making beer with a special spice.
How did you mix those up?

Earlier…
Today we’ll be brewing with cardamom!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Only 3 days left if you’d like to get this animated token!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Creativity #MTG
Altered cards!
Handmade deck boxes!
Playmats!
Tokens!
Sculptures!

Life counters!
Apps and websites!!
Strategy articles!
New formats!
Cubes!

Apparel!
Cosplay!
Podcasts!
Vidoes!
Custom cards and sets!

I love all the creativity Magic inspires.
Chandra and Nissa fan fiction!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've been posting updates on my experiences from MagicCon Amsterdam on my Patreon. These are free to read! Check out day 1 here www.patreon.com/cardboardcra...
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some more pick ups from MagicCon Amsterdam
APAC island and forest
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So excited I was able to get this from @caljones.com at MagicCon this weekend. Magic-related physical media is such a great idea!
First issue of Cascade Cascade magazine
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Reminder that my Meet & Greet is today from 5:00-6:30 at Creator Central. I’ll be giving out animated tokens, signatures, and quick sketches (probably stick figures!)
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Best pick up from MagicCon Amsterdam so far
Winter orb cards on top of a Stax playmat
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Discreet #MTG
Something 
What did you say?

I wanted to get a Winter Orb.
You have to speak louder.

Can I please get a Winter Orb?

What
You
Shhh!
want a
I don't
bastard
Winter
want
wants a
people
Orb?
to know!
Winter Orb?!?!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Brain Space #MTG
This is my friend Jamie.
Nice to meet you.
Can you wait for a
second?
What was that?
My brain is so full of Magic trivia that I had to erase some of it to make room for your name.
What did you erase?
Some uncommons from Ravnica.
Wow, he doesnt do that for just anyone!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Less than 9 hrs to go. Don’t miss out on this fun new game by a great guy!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
MagicCon Amsterdam is in less than 2 weeks. I’ll be doing a Meet & Greet at Creator Central on Sat, July 18, 5:00-6:30pm. Be sure to pick up my book from Amazon if you'd like me to do a little sketch for you www.amazon.nl/dp/B0BCS3YNCT I won't have books for sale on site
MagicCon Logo with the creator of Cardboard Crack pictured
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Post Draft #MTG
That was a fun draft.
Yeah,
let's go get some food.
Wait, aren't you going to return your lands?
Why?
The LGS has plenty of lands.
Don't you ever return the lands you borrow for drafts?!
Nope.
What's the big deal?
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE You?!?!
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