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Matt the Dad Dude

@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
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Communism, dad jokes and nu metal. Liberals DNI 🚫 AVI Alt TXT: it’s a screenshot of KOTH when Bill got swole but he has juggalo Bobby Hill face pasted on and it’s wearing a “show me that butthole” red hat Banner alt txt: MIQ screenshot of “fuck the law”

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 4h
POV: The departments first flying electric police vehicle
Dude and his wife throwing beer bottles at a drove flying overhead
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 10h
“This is a test, White People. Don’t fuck it up”
Kevin D Grussing, dork asa cracker
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17h
Ken Paxton in a n95 would look exactly like Dr. Satan from house of 1000 corpses
Dr Satan looking like Ken Paxton but with a less fucked up eye
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 21/10/2026
Me: This edible ain’t shit My cat:
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 19/10/2026
“I’m an independent. I support war criminals AND pedophiles”
Stupid asshole and all around shitbag Matthew McConaghey, posing with Clinton and GW Bush
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17/10/2026
I’ve been thinking about razor sharp dialectics since I got this lol
Some nerd scolding me for my post 

“I don't know what they said, but Judith Butler would have a lot to say about machismo leaking from OP.”

My post; Me seeing Sky Martini and Matt Baldbitch going off on the timeline on a Friday night:
"Well well well, if it isn't the Blowjob Quants.."
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17/10/2026
@edwardodell.bsky.social Don’t put it in the newspaper he got mad
@captainpotcard.bsky.social
4 followers 1 following 0 posts
Profile designed to prevent people from making
Temu knockoffs of
@captainpotcard.smokefleet.net
When you change your handle to a new domain, your old handle becomes free to use so make it a burner account so you don't end up with an obsessed wannabe poser
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 16/10/2026
Saw this on Reddit…in 2014
Dumb monkey meme
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 16/10/2026
Hell yeah 💪💪
Picture of a loaded barbell

THE IRON NEVER LIES TO YOU. YOU CAN WALK
OUTSIDE AND LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF TALK, GET TOLD THAT YOU'RE A GOD OR A TOTAL BASTARD. THE IRON WILL ALWAYS KICK YOU THE REAL DEAL. THE IRON IS THE GREAT REFERENCE POINT, THE ALL-KNOWING PERSPECTIVE GIVER. ALWAYS THERE LIKE A BEACON IN THE PITCH BLACK. I HAVE FOUND THE IRON TO BE MY GREATEST FRIEND. IT NEVER FREAKS OUT ON ME, NEVER RUNS. FRIENDS MAY COME AND GO. BUT TWO HUNDRED POUNDS IS ALWAYS TWO HUNDRED POUNDS.
• HENRY ROLLINS
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 16/10/2026
This guy basically but he probably won’t be able to buy one
Bald ass Andrew Tate in handcuffs
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 14/10/2026
Lol are you KHive freaks gonna shut your fucking mouths about Gaza now or…
VEEP'S VIEW
Harris says Biden should have done more to stop
Israel's 'horrific conduct' in
Gaza
The former vice president criticized her administration's handling of the war and accused Trump of giving Netanyahu a blank check during a speech in South Korea
By AJ Rodriguez
October 14, 2026
MARIO TAMA/GETTY IMAGES
Former Vice President Kamala Harris speaks at the
*' annual SHE LEADS Cor"
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 14/10/2026
Never change, pig boy
My “Shane Gillis is the Michael Tracey of Rob
Schneiders” reposted by sweaty little pro-rape piggy Michael Tracey
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 14/10/2026
GTA “busted” meme but it’s gilfoyle’s gargoyle face
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 14/10/2026
I regret nothing
Post by Ch1w33th3dOg (exhausting username btw): lol Elon saw the tweet guaranteed and nuked him

Two photos are attached 

1st photo: @UndefeatedMatt post captioned “If you had a Time Machine, would you be able to do what needed to be done” with a dogshit AI pic of an Elon Musk spawn. The post has around 10k favs

2nd photo: a screenshot of my suspended account. Time of death; August of 2023
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13/10/2026
He’s the gay one.
Tweet from closeted homosexual, open nazi, Benny Johnson complaining about all of the gay advertising he sees in his browser
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 12/10/2026
Texas is going blue if this is all they’ve got. I logged into my Facebook account and literally every Texas County GOP has shared this shit over the last 24 hours. Scared to death, scared to look, they shook!
Billy Madison meme: 

YOU KNOW,
JAMES TALARICO WAS
CHECKED INTO A
MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY
NO HE WASNT, HOSPITALS DON'T JUST TELL RANDOM UNFUCKABLE NAZIS THAT INFORMATION OVER THE PHONE
YEAH, BUT COULD
YOU IMAGINE IF HE HADP
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 12/10/2026
We got a Grim Riffer
Bad riff in a post about an old man being drugged and pushed off a curb; ultimately killing him. 


Freddy Favara • 1d
I have a cousin who was killed when a safe fell out of a 12 story building and fell on him as he was about to get into his Tesla .......I warned him not to go near tall buildings!
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 12/10/2026
Oh yeah; what kinds of “medications”, Frances?
Joseph JP Montemayor • 1d
I'm so terribly sorry about your friend.
Unsteadiness and lack of mobility comes fast.
I'm 67 and I still ski, but concerned about what the next 10 to 15 years is going to look like.
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Frances Newton Griner • 1d • 2 Author
Joseph JP Montemayor I think sometimes it's medicine we take
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 12/10/2026
Yeah, this is not the face of a dude who wants to go on a cross country road trip. She drove him across state lines to get rid of him.
Post from 2 weeks ago before Paul died. Paul not looking so good. Probably not a good road trip buddy if I’m being honest.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 12/10/2026
I’m fucking dying lmao
89 year old bro driving a Tesla without any idea his gf is about to push him backwards and murder him so she can post about it online
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 11/10/2026
This one?
Dope garlic shaped Soup and Salad restaurant
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 11/10/2026
In Texas they were called “Souper! Salad!”
Souper! salad!
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 11/10/2026
If I could Thanos-snap every pickup truck out of existence I would do it without a second thought
Hello, did anyone see the accident on East Pecan St, right in front of the Pflugerville First United Methodist Church?
A white Toyota Tundra ran over me while riding on the sidewalk. The white Tundra was trying to pull onto the PVille First United Methodist Church and hit me full speed.
The accident happened around 6:30pm. I regained consciousness around 9pm. I'm thankful to be alive but very hurt.
The report says that I was thrown 8ft into the air upon impact
Does anyone have dashcam footage? I would
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 10/10/2026
Meanwhile, in reality:
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 10/10/2026
Lmao
Bio of Zionist bitch George Costanza looking ass mfer
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/10/2026
Yes! I heard this on a SoundCloud mix a few months ago and it’s been rattling in my head ever since
Screenshot of Keep the fire burning saved to my Spotify
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry but getting blackout drunk during a flight delay and jacking off in a plane on 9/11 is hilarious. #NeverForget
According to a witness statement to police, obtained by TMZ, Katy Inzer was seated behind a husband and wife aboard an AA flight from Baltimore to Miami on September 11 when the husband heard "strange loud moaning sounds" coming from the row behind him.
The man told police when he spun around and saw a half-naked Inzer pleasuring herself with her legs against the window.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 08/10/2026
Frog running to a big red “white woman extinction button”
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 07/10/2026
New life hack just dropped
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 07/10/2026
No thanks to you, assholes
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party's young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for.After a lengthy wait, Jeffries to endorse Mamdani
The powerful Brooklyn Democrat plans to endorse the democratic socialist Friday afternoon.
NOTES
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) speaks with reporters outside the U.S. Capitol on the 23rd day of
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 07/10/2026
McConaughey is a part owner of Austin FC (also the Minister of Culture, whatever the fuck that means). He’s a chud. Confirmed.
RUSTIN
Tickets
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Matthew McConaughey, Owner and Minister of Culture (M.O.C.)
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 06/10/2026
*turns into dust*
Nov 5, 1997 (29 years ago)
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 06/10/2026
Jules from pulp fiction holding a 🔫 on a dumbass 

SAY DRUMPF ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU!I DOUBLE DARE YOU
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 05/10/2026
lol JOI-Ann Reid subs to this little pigs Rapestack
Michael Tracey Substack subscribers Subbed by Joy-Ann Reid (where’s Virgil??)
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 05/10/2026
“Plans to help the working class”
Stupid Kamala Harris post about debt forgiveness for Pell grant recipients who start a business and operate for 3 years in a disadvantaged community. 

This is from the fist time nobody wanted her to be president; by the way
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 04/10/2026
I would haunt the shit out of this woman if she did this to me
In what's believed to be a first in U.S. courts, Pelkey's family used Al to create a video of his likeness to give him a voice.
Pelkey's sister, Stacey Wales, raised the idea of her brother speaking for himself after struggling to figure out what he would say.
"To Gabriel Horcasitas, the man who shot me, it is a shame we encountered each other that day in those circumstances. In another life we probably could have been friends," the Al said.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 03/10/2026
Update: I made a Negroni
A Negroni in a clear glass with a cutie cut up as a garnish
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy”
Smelly pervert pedophile Michael Tracey having talking to himself with a burner account
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
The Clapback Collection, Ya’ll 👏 👏 👏
Crockett lost her Senate bid in March. By May this year, a solicitation appeared on the website for her merchandise, "The Clapback Collection," allowing users to inquire about Crockett's consulting services and more.
Type your email...
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"Political Consultant- Book Now," a button on the bottom of the webpage read. Upon clicking the button, a selection of offerings appeared: campaign management and strategy; communications and public relations;
government relations and lobbying; digital and social media; and political risk management.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
Least surprising “reunited at last” story I’ve ever heard.
Michael McDonald reuniting with a child who was given up for adoption and looks like he was cooked up in a lab from a Michael McDonald DNA sample
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026
They actually re-gerrymandered it to be even redder than it was in 2022.
View of one of the most fucked up districts in the US, US House Texas District 10. The west side of Austin where boat owners live, and a huge chuck of rural Texas damn near the Texas Louisiana border
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026
Gm, fuck every freak, especially the Catholics, on the Supreme Court.
Gravedigger nearly making this country a more equitable place
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 28/09/2026
Thought it was one of these for a second
Drew’s post but it’s by that JAV Titles porno bot 

freaking buttholes with freaking laser beams
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/09/2026
She took 20k from an AIPAC affiliate for a vacation to Israel, including a photo op with IDF forces that had been committing genocide and blowing up hospitals and schools for almost a full year post October 7.
A bunch of stupid fucking Democrats, including Jasmine Crockett, doing PR with a bunch of IDF baby killers
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/09/2026
Limp Bizkit’s “Significant Other” sold almost a million copies in its first two weeks, and we got 3 all-timer music videos out of it
~ Commercial performance
Significant Other debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200, selling 643,874 copies in its first week of release. 3! In its second week of release, the album sold an additional 335,000 copies. 3. The band promoted the album by appearing at Woodstock 1999 and headlining the year's Family Values Tour. 3. Durst directed music videos for the songs "Re-Arranged" and
"N 2 Gether Now".[3]
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
Aella Post: for my birthday, my partner and some friends organized a huge bang gang for me, with 42 attendees! Here's the breakdown of how the event was organized, exit survey statistics, and what it was like for me psychologically. 


Chart showing gang bang stats
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
Reminder: this dude dated Aella, the smelly fash gang bang chick
Richard Hanania and the gang bang lady that doesn’t shower
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday to those who celebrate (not this little fella apparently)
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
“Republicans are murdering pregnant women” is actually probably a smart thing for all democrats to start talking about
A chart showing that women are almost twice as likely to die while pregnant in states with abortion bans vs states without
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