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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 1h

Someone has already updated Jan's Wikipedia page. Lol

Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 1h

Damn, all it took was being yelled at for a day. I’m sure that kind of callousness towards people who don’t live life on “easy mode” won’t continue

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 1h

The Animal didn’t have a horse penis, he just wanted to have sex with horses

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 1h

No Quarter for the bloodless quants

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

“That’s how the kids like it these days”

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13h

RIP James Joyce you would have loved

Still from the movie Jackass 2 showing the introduction to the fart mask skit with Steve-O wearing the titular mask sitting next to a smiling Preston Lacy on a couch with Wee-Man standing next to it

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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 13h

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

Yeah, I bet this dude loves Rob Schneider and Kid Rock, just like we did before our brains fully developed

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

This is a beach town, that clerk known to keep his head down and stay out of the way of these crusty honkey creeps

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

I said that lol. My parents act like this all the time and I’m good at treating the elderly like children and hate seeing hourly wage workers have to put up with this bullshit

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

Who says that but someone who thinks a lot about burning people with flamethrowers?!

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

Why are they like this?!? It’s like they think they are the birthday boy every day and everything has to be the way they want it. Pussies.

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

Boomer: “Yeah, I’ll figure it out…and then I’m gonna get a flamethrower…” *grabs his sad old man groceries and stomps out*

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

He mentioned that HEB had also stopped carrying it and I jumped in and said “it could be a supply chain issue” Boomer: “Supply what?” “The distributor may not be able to get the jam and that’s why the stores don’t have them. Give it a Google when you get home: a little mystery to solve”

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h

Just witnessed insane boomer behavior at a market. They stopped carrying his favorite brand of blackberry jam and he was fussing/ kept pointing at the clerk when he was saying “You stopped carrying it” and “You kept the jam w/ the preservatives but got rid of mine” Like it was the clerks call…

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 14h

Someone should hit the Egg Quant with a baseball bat

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17h

The Venn diagram of “transphobes” and “people who hate women’s sports” and “people who think stopping CTE is woke bullshit” is literally a circle. But what if we accepted that framing anyway…

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God’s Favorite Problem @aischrologia.bsky.social · 18h

Well as a Texan trans kid: pretending what talarico had said about trans kids isn’t that bad is corny and, respectfully, anybody who supports that framing isn’t gonna read a trans journalist’s words no matter what they say ❤️

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17h

I’ve been thinking about razor sharp dialectics since I got this lol

Some nerd scolding me for my post

“I don't know what they said, but Judith Butler would have a lot to say about machismo leaking from OP.”

My post; Me seeing Sky Martini and Matt Baldbitch going off on the timeline on a Friday night:
"Well well well, if it isn't the Blowjob Quants.."

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17h

Some deep Twitter lore here He was a big lefty account and professor and somehow it came out he was finding his students IG accounts and jacking off to the them or some shit. Also a big doxxer. Hope he’s dead

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 11/11/2024

I probably have the most razor sharp dialectics of anyone at this dirt bike track

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Chase 🎃🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🎃 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 23h

The correct way to pass a cyclist when you’re driving is to run them over. Just go on a walk you pervert. The only people riding bikes are children and pedophiles

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Captain Potcard has been reanimated, and then died from explosive Diarrhea #smokefleet

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17/10/2026

This was all after I posted a delicious stew at him lol

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

On your first day taking economics classes they make a horse kick you in the head 10,000 times and then you have to find the skinniest, shiest, most afraid kid and tell them that they are lucky to be eating chart for dinner.

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 17/10/2026

Me seeing Sky Martini and Matt Baldbitch going off on the timeline on a Friday night: “Well well well, if it isn’t the Blowjob Quants..”

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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

eat a bag of dicks #smokefleet

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the baddest bitch on bluesky @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

hello ladies i saw you from across the bar so i spiked your drink with sleeping pills i got off of hims dot com which only cost 1% of my weekly income as a bald chart poster funded by the heritage foundation

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026

still recovering from the idea that people saw that fake ass tesla flying and thought it was real

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 16/10/2026

you guys aren’t gonna believe the name of the guy who got sentenced to two years in prison for threatening to kill the vice president on this very niche microblogging platform

justice.gov

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 16/10/2026

Try “not posting on the website that materially benefits a Nazi child pornographer”

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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026

i think these guys should be thrown off a 10-story building. it's not a big deal because the average american will walk up thousands of steps in their lives.

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