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UncleBones

@unclebutts.bsky.social
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Mechanic and movie enjoyer.

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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 22h
“What’s the best James Bond theme?” Easy, Snake Eater
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Death of a handyman: ICE cited “convictions for driving with expired vehicle registration” and an unspecified judgment against him in favor of the Maryland comptroller. The 47-year-old Curo-Churata "had volunteered to leave the country on his own, but a judge denied the request."
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Laurel father and husband died in ICE custody in Louisiana
Julián Curo-Churata lived in Laurel for about 17 years before he was detained in June by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. He died in the agency’s custody on Sept. 29.
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Hana @evil-woman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our national nightmare is over
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa hey Dennis Hastert died. Nice.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornell 7 got me thinking about disciplinary inequity at my own elitist northeast alma mater
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you’re being mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to
Garfield in a huge cowboy hat
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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evil cirkus @lightdiesdown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"overrated" as a term has lost all meaning. i saw a tweet on the Other Site saying lars ulrich is the most overrated drummer of all time. no he isn't. nobody rates him. you know that
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I ask again what the Fuck do the troops have to do with 9/11 you motherfuckers weren't even there Fuck Off go die to boost the profit margins of an oil company get the fuck off of my football field Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jamiroquai was actually the name of the band The lead singer was Jamiroquai’s Monster
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A once in a lifetime band. Ex Lives is what I would consider their “magnum opus”, zero skips. RIP ANDY “THE BUTCHER” WILLIAMS
EVERY TIME I DIE

EX LIVES
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
his last words were “peanus horts”
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Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand
Wealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the c...
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICE got permission to cut open a Cuban hunger striker’s stomach and insert a gastric tube to make him easier to forcefeed Nuremberg trials are too merciful for these monsters www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube
Exclusive: court orders seen by Guardian show agency given approval to fit Texas detainee with tube without his consent
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*to the tune of closer* hold me closer tiny dancer, comet, cupid, blitzen, prancer
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Source Rolls @sourcerolls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sorry but you shouldn’t be getting your buffalo chicken from Shanghai Ravioli Corp in the first place
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yeah im back from the doctor. honestly its fucking crazy i had to wait a month just to get an in-person appointment and you know what he told me? he told me to go see some famous clown. he did not renew my adderall prescription either. what a psycho
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 01/09/2026
Romans: HOLY FUCK POTATOES
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bands shouldnt be allowed to have men singers
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Strongbird @songbird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Police continue violating public trust and degrading society while simultaneously only catching people in decoy crimes because they can't catch anyone unless they set the conditions
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
guys these deaths have made me very sad too but we may all want to put fewer of our 'sanity eggs' in the 'immortality of 80 year old celebrities basket'
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Warren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stop watching football. I did. I missed it at first until I didn't. www.npr.org/2026/08/25/n...
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At least 25% of former NFL players who died between 2016 and 2021 had CTE, study finds
Playing football has long been linked to the brain disease known as CTE, but how prevalent it is is still unknown. A new study of former NFL players who died recently found that at least 25% had CTE.
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jhanez jhobbes @jhanez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it's wild to have watched brexit, thinking "surely no country could possibly own goal itself harder than this" only to watch america, with our typical brash oneupsmanship, show them just how badly one can fuck up their own life
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wish novelty sized checks were a bigger part of my day to day life.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
congratulations to the United States on our soft launch of famine
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As a creative professional, I need time alone to hone my abilities* *spend four hours in my living room singing Shaggy's 'It Wasn't Me' in a Dracula accent
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
god truly did shut down the factory after making uncle baby billy
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I do not think certain liberal pockets have the stomach for even half of what an effective Truth and Reconciliation process would look like
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/08/2026
maybe you should spend less time worrying about being called "spreadsheet people" and more time spreading it in the sheets for people
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think there's a more traditional way for Ireland to deal with a rich man who harms children and owns a yacht
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/08/2026
*by way of explanation as I lower you into the cauldron of boiling water* body is tea
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