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UncleBones

@unclebutts.bsky.social
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Mechanic and movie enjoyer.

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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“What’s the best James Bond theme?” Easy, Snake Eater
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a modified billy madison defense. bold.
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Death of a handyman: ICE cited “convictions for driving with expired vehicle registration” and an unspecified judgment against him in favor of the Maryland comptroller. The 47-year-old Curo-Churata "had volunteered to leave the country on his own, but a judge denied the request."
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Laurel father and husband died in ICE custody in Louisiana
Julián Curo-Churata lived in Laurel for about 17 years before he was detained in June by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. He died in the agency’s custody on Sept. 29.
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Hana @evil-woman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our national nightmare is over
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Come back wearing nothing but a Chipotle apron.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems honest to me.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa hey Dennis Hastert died. Nice.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In actually not sure about that one. Star fox may have been too woke for him.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He lacked the skill to play the game.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cornell 7 got me thinking about disciplinary inequity at my own elitist northeast alma mater
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
!Pink Hair!
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when you’re being mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to
Garfield in a huge cowboy hat
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah. Return of the Bugs.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're too old, we've seen too much. My top 10 is 20 shows long.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot dog.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is it possible to learn this power?
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Siege of Laconia would potentially be the coolest space battle put to film. Expensive as hell though.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have you checked out any of the novellas? Its not quite 9 books but we take what we can get.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The audacity of it.
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Biscuits and gravy is a weekend breakfast for this exact reason.
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evil cirkus @lightdiesdown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"overrated" as a term has lost all meaning. i saw a tweet on the Other Site saying lars ulrich is the most overrated drummer of all time. no he isn't. nobody rates him. you know that
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell yeah, congratulations you guys.
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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
enjoy arizona buddy
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How will you ever recover?
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, its going to be bouncing around my head for awhile.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’d be helicoptering it chinook style of course.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I ask again what the Fuck do the troops have to do with 9/11 you motherfuckers weren't even there Fuck Off go die to boost the profit margins of an oil company get the fuck off of my football field Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is what they were drinking in Battlestar Galactica.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
glad it wasn't just me that sees that.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have a similar pic for my work email. Everyone loves it except management.
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UncleBones @unclebutts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a camry can do that between oil changes.
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jamiroquai was actually the name of the band The lead singer was Jamiroquai’s Monster
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