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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN

@twogreenparrots.bsky.social
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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children -Earth Girls Are Easy Cara profile: cara.app/greenbirds/all

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 35m
youtu.be/qHN2wgbI61k?... Finally you too can be the Michaelangelo of shoving stuffed animals and champagne into balloons in an effort to upset your friends and family.
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Start Pumping Your Presents!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 4h
The pillars that hold the world aloft are crumbling and no human rule or law will survive the unfolding calamity. This is why we here at Meta are proud to present the Crotch Recorder,
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 9h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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swoon ganz @swoonganz.medsky.social · 28/12/2024
A full 10% of nursing school pharmacology can be distilled down to: do not fuck with St. John’s wort
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Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder @andycruns.bsky.social · 16h
Miss Piggy as Eowyn stabs the witch king in the face and yells
HI-YAAA!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
Scientists Locate Impact Crater From Asteroid That Destroyed Roman Empire theonion.com/scientists-locate-impa…
Scientists Locate Impact Crater From Asteroid That Destroyed Roman Empire
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11h
By Annie Stegg
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 13h
HORSE
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h
logging on
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 13h
Philadelphia's first-ever Parallel Parking Championship is coming this Saturday, with challenges including the "one shot" park and parking with 18" of clearance. One judge does ASMR videos in a Philly accent. (See next.) No backup cams allowed. I still think they should have a minivan division. 1/
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A pub owner, a viral crossing guard, and an ASMR comedian will judge Saturday’s Parallel Parking Championship
Nearly 900 people applied for the competition and 15 were chosen to participate, including a SEPTA bus driver and a former contestant on "Survivor."
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Qingshan Lake Water Forest in Lin'an District, Hangzhou is a viral attraction sometimes called "Matcha Lake" for the emerald green duckweed (subfamily Lemnoideae). These black swans (Cygnus atratus) & their cygnets are enjoying a nutritious buffet of aquatic plants. Let's learn about duckweed.
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spent most of this evening brushing out the fluffy idiot and he is acting affronted like it's my fault he gets matted armpits
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🌈Maly🌙 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember when I cared about anime and manga enough to have opinions about subs/dubs and jp/eng titles but thankfully now I just get to worry about my water heater. (I still have an active Crunchyroll account, I just don't have to care about the discourse anymore)
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Salem, Better Than Ever! 🏳️‍⚧️💜🔜BFC @bunnyfrilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminds me of this
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He broke the system
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A doctor at her desk says, "Mr. Johnson, I have to talk to you. Please have a seat." Panel 2: Mr. Johnson crosses his arms. "Absolutely not. I know that trick." Panel 3: "If I sit down, you'll tell me I'm gonna hear the worst. So I prefer standing." Panel 4: The doctor thinks to herself, "Damn... this guy's good."
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/05/2025
kermies #art
7 fully coloured drawings kermit the frog making scrunchy faces
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The exacting nature of Charles James and his extraordinary pattern cutting is apparent in his surviving designs but also in the photographs of him at work. Here the #1950s brings his petal dress and an image of him finessing an origami-like ensemble @metmuseum.org #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
A short sleeved pale green silk evening dress whose full skirt and sculpted layers look like the greenery of a floral stemA black and white photograph of a model standing in a complicated looking skirt suit. Sitting on the floor is a designer Charles James, inspecting the hem at the back of the skirt
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meet Peep the Quail: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WOULD LIKE ME TO PASS ALONG THAT THE GALLEY CART IS COVERED WITH ANTS. Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a64a1cc29e5 F: #f08f1cc5b3f
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The drama of the mid 18th century encapsulated in structured silk. Pale Gros de Naples was chosen for its distinctive ribbed weave structure supplemented with a riot of florals. It is sculpted in such a way, it seems it could stand up on its own #MuseodelTraje #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Side view of a short pale blue silk jacket with deep cuffed elbow length sleeves and colourful floral motifs. It has a pleated peplum at the back
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oranges and figs #oilpainting #art
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, it's honestly worked out pretty well for me over the years. 10/10, would risk being kidnapped again.
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to make a cardiologist watch this and film it.
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Mark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's winning Biology All email--in fact this is a contender for best this year
Hi all,

We received a package with no name to GSB 2144 with 80 sheep brains in it. If you are expecting this package, please reach out and we can coordinate the pickup!

Best wishes,
Jenna
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Mark On A Bike @mtonabike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well these are eye catching from Better Streets for Liverpool
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whomst among us has not delayed a flight by refusing to check a bag and attempting to carry a trash bag full of small bags of Doritos onto the airplane
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I asked @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social to pick up @mattielubchansky.com’a new zine at SPX and it does NOT disappoint, her brain is so big and beautiful.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 27/09/2026
I don’t really know why we still allow fraternities on college campuses tbh
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
even though i have put hundreds of hours into slay the spire 2 and balatro i refuse to put them on my favorite games list because that's like saying smoking crack is my favorite recreational activity
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s wildlife rehab loot box contained: • 1 mildly offended juvenile eagle He’s here for emergency care after a car strike, but he would like to file a formal complaint about the Uber ride, packaging, delivery, and bedside manner. One star to all. 🪶
A disgruntled juvenile bald eagle with one wing dropped, sitting in a cardboard box for transport
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Shades @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Furry Pilot
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ @charlespiroth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Edward Hopper, Haskell's House, 1924
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What in the name of Beetlejuice ARE these things? They're zebra morphs of 'squat lobsters', likely in genus Allogalathea. They're not true lobsters & are more closely related to hermit crabs. Now which one is white with black stripes & which is black with white stripes? (📷: hoopderscotch)
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Daily Video Game Art @dailyvgart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stationmaster Mori Art - Promise Mascot Agency
Stationmaster Mori Art from Promise Mascot Agency
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