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Miles!

@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
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Failing to make myself better, one post at a time. Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion

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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 4h
Once again I am asking for the Big Horse
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 8h
It’s the first weekend in October which means it’s time to wash your pillows or pillowcase liners** ** if it smells like dirty hair, yes this means your pillow or pillowcase liner
men are like nooo that's my emotional support mushy flat yellow stained pillow
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 16h
That’s it, I’m running for office on a platform of banning doorbell noises in commercials
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looking at hotel rooms for a potential LSU / Texas game and lololol JFC
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
… Val Kilmer’s kid goes to Minnesota???
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sickos yes dot jpg
A large mojito next to an even larger water
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you imagine trying to get horses to do this.
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mid-trial lawyer withdrawal alert!! (I don’t know anything about this case just that … that’s unusual)
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What exactly do all you "milk is gross" truthers drink with your peanut butter sandwiches
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone at the Internet Friends! wedding I attended this weekend asked how we had originally met online “were you in the same forum? Etc” and I was like … honestly it’s been so long I can’t remember Anyway meet your online friends, what’s the worst that can happen
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still thinking about how every employee on the historic tall ship was a different flavor of exactly like what you’d think an employee of a historic tall ship looks like, including this guy
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Simpsons Sea Captain: I Hate The Sea
Alt: Simpsons Sea Captain: I Hate The Sea
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Relevant to a couple of discourses but every now and again someone asks me what advice I have and that advice is “if you have sons, they need to know that no matter what they have been told by someone else, that girl at a party does not want to have sex with you and multiple of your friends.”
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve been in libraries louder than BWI and it’s freaking me out This place should smell like pretzels and sound like the subfloor of a casino
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pure distilled 2001 in shirt form
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