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Vladimir Scorpius, RN

@twogreenparrots.bsky.social
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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children -Earth Girls Are Easy Cara profile: cara.app/greenbirds/all

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 3h
Work can be stressful. Deadlines. Meetings. Your boss falls under a curse that turns you into an anthropomorphic candelabra
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Sabtastique @ AniYEG Oct 10 @sabtastic.bsky.social · 6h
🤏 Smol 2.5" Stickers I'll have at my upcoming Fall + Winter #Edmonton markets! 🦉🎃🍁✨️
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 16h
My algorithm is healing
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 7h
AI and working with some of the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable who still have MD after their names made me feel like fucking royalty.
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 9h
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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BOO-rian Danger Art @bdangart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was surprised to hear Gaia Online is anti-AI.... but even more so surprised to hear that Gaia Online lives on?
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 8h
Purple finch 15cm Southern Canada Northern US, Pacific Coast Diet Variety of insects, flower buds, seeds, berries Nest high in trees female incubates eggs13 days, the male feeds her Parents speed chicks 16 days in the nest 2-3 weeks after fledging female is brown and white
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
back of the envelope math: a ship of the line was 100 times* more expensive than a trireme leading to the obvious question, could 100 triremes take a ship of the line?
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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 10h
“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 20h
Sex so good you have to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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NotchbackFiero @notchbackfiero.bsky.social · 21h
Sex so good that Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him - Oceans are now battlefields
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 21h
🇧🇷Tiriba-de-hellmayr 🌎Pyrrhura amazonum Conservação: Em Perigo A tiriba-de-hellmayr é um ave psittaciforme da família Psittacidae. 📷 Luiz Fernando Matos
Uma ave de porte pequeno a médio, com plumagem predominantemente verde, encontra-se empoleirada em um galho fino e diagonal. Sua cabeça apresenta um tom castanho-escuro com nuances acinzentadas, enquanto a nuca e o peito exibem um padrão escamado, formado por penas com bordas claras sobre um fundo marrom. O peito e o abdômen possuem uma mancha avermelhada intensa e distinta. As asas e o dorso são verdes, com penas de voo exibindo tons de azul e um longo rabo de tonalidade marrom-avermelhada que aponta para baixo. O bico é curto, robusto e de cor cinza-escuro. O olho, com uma íris alaranjada, está rodeado por um anel periocular esbranquiçado. A ave mantém uma postura ereta e alerta, voltada para a esquerda, destacando-se contra um fundo natural suavemente desfocado em tons de verde e marrom.
Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 21h
That hair alone deserves to be remembered
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 23h
Thanks I hate it
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's your evil Mormon twin
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Jurphenstein's Monster @jurph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Babe wake up, new crocodile just dropped
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The geese always seem have the expression of someone about to write a strongly worded email. 🪶
A bar-headed goose staring directly at the viewer and one giving side-eye
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elder Jacob doesn't think so
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's got a temple recommend at the Mormon church but only because the elders don't know how much she drank in Baltimore
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Abeeha Tariq @abeehatariqart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cher and her cat giving witch realness
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's a mood for sure
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Michael J Dolan @michaeljdolan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A joke so good it makes me angry a bit, from the new @beetlemoses.bsky.social book
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Purple polka dots shimmy across the surface of this dress, the fabric all that was required to create a decorative dress. Devoid of embellishment other than lace collar and cuffs, it holds its own in lavender shaded splendour. Late #1840s, Brussels Museum of Fashion and Lace #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Front view of a long full skirted gown with fitted buttoned bodice and pointed waist. The purple fabric has a woven repeat of polka dots
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sister Miles ready for court or for holy communion
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't forget 5 pumps if vanilla syrup
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Smacked in the face with the dead trout of homosexuality
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some men are born gay Some achieve gayness Some have gayness thrust upon them Or into other places
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Trump administration’s actions resulted in the destruction of the largest ancient Cottonwood tree on Indigenous territory in Arizona. This tree, known as the “Grandmother Tree,” was 250 years old.
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His face looks like someone just told him that he didn't get into law school because his LSAT scores were bad and his parents couldn't afford to donate a new building large enough to overcome how stupid he is.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato
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Chris Woodyard @chriswoodyard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#TheVictorianBookoftheDead It's #MadHatterDay. I can't think of a mourning hat much madder than this diabolical 1906 hat and veil in crepe and nun's veiling, made by Jas. McCreery & Co., New York.
Photograph of a model with her head lowered, looking upwards, wearing a black bodice, and a horned black hat with veil  down the back.Photograph of a back view of a mourning hat and veil, with wings or horns on the hat and a draped veil down the back.
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An abundance of colour and pattern characterises this mid #1860s bodice from shadowy leaves to garlands of flowers. It is almost easier to appreciate it in isolation, separate from its skirt, the details somehow more impactful as a solo piece #V_and_A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
The back of a mid 1860s bodice consisting of green silk with a leafy ombré pattern and dense floral patterns along the wide sleeves. It has green silk undersleeves, a round neck and pointed waistFront view of the mid 1860s green silk bodice. In addition to the leafy pattern and floral borders, it is buttoned centre frontA detail of the floral pattern which decorates the sides and sleeves of the mid 1860s bodiceAn alternative detail view of the mid 1860s green silk bodice which shows the floral pattern, the shadowy leaf motifs and part of the centre front buttoning
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Groundbreaking insights.
Amazon telling me what cat litter I buy and that I have multiple cats.
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It figured out that I buy cat litter on a schedule and feed my parrots Roudybush. It thinks I go camping. I hate camping.
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What, no golytely? This is a travesty.
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My Halloween handle is finally sorted
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No no no no no
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Psyduck and Farfetch'd: Duck Covers Ears
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Paul’s Pics @paulspics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Common Grackle Unsung and beautiful at the same time. #BirdOfTheDay #BirdSupermodel #UnsungBirds #Birds #Photography
A common grackle strikes a pose
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Dan Cohen @dancohen.org · 06/10/2026
On the 20th anniversary of Zotero's 1.0 release on October 5, 2006, I wrote a history of the collaboration and years it took to create the popular research tool now used by over 20 million people: newsletter.dancohen.org/archive/the-...
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The Slow Formation of Durable Software
How a group of historians took years to imagine Zotero, the research application that would eventually be used by millions
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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bouldered and plush intersection of baked apples and New York-style crumb cake, i.e. 50% cinnamon-brown sugar topping, 50% golden, sour cream-enriched cake, and 100% the best kind there is. smittenkitchen.com/2021/10/big-...
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aww this is so wholesome
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Kate Strasdin @katestrasdin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maria Gallenga brought artisan techniques to garments that transcend the fickleness of trends. Here a mid #1920s gown includes stencilled velvet, Murano glass beads and a wave of chiffon, looking as stylish today as it did a century ago. Sold via #KerryTaylorAuct #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
Back view of a long slim red velvet gown stencilled with gold rococo style motifs. It has sheer red chiffon bat wing style sleevesFront view of the mid 1920s Maria Gallenga red velvet and chiffon gown showing the gold stenciling on the velvet and the long, wide sheer chiffon sleevesA shoulder detail of the red velvet Gallenga dress showing the small Murano glass beads that run along the top of the shoulderA fabric detail from the mid 1920s Gallenga dress showing how the gold stencilled rococo motifs decorate the red velvet
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're gonna eat at a Michelin star Mexican place and then chase it with taco bell AS GOD INTENDED
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This brand is 10/10 would eat hunched over the sink contemplating my life choices again
A box that once contained a can of tuna with lemon, don gastronom of Spain brand
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mean Girls Karen Smith: Taco Bell?
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Vladimir Scorpius, RN @twogreenparrots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ask not for whom the baja blasts It blasts for thee
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my multitudes are anything but contained
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