JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 28/09/2026I just spent 20 minutes trying to debug why my iPhone would connect to wifi on this united flight but my Mac would not. It kept redirecting me to the United web site, not the inflight portal. Turns out it was because I had my wifi DNS servers pinned. 2180
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 28/09/2026my weekend experiment with extreme dumbbell approach to agentic coding is really interesting. I used Fable 5.1 to write extensive planning docs. (>30,000 words) then used GLM 5.2 Flash to implement. 5.2 Flash is limited but good at code and it is super cheap. Plan will cost 2x the build, I think. 140
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 28/09/2026I wasn't up to date on country music hits so I watched the video to Choosin Texas. My thoughts: Square body chevy, maybe a 1 ton based on cab lights. Good choice. solid 80's nostalgia. 210
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 28/09/2026at every turn, my ideas for turning lead into gold run into resistance. 270
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels. 1371967169
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026It’s almost like he doesn’t like constant surveillance on him. Ironic. 1133
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026One on my first follows on Twitter was the Tamale guy. If I was drinking Old Style in a dive bar and I realized the Tamale Guy and his Igloo were on the block it was like winning the lottery. 140
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026I’ve literally seen this in the wild. Had exec say they needed “real time data” … I knew they didn’t. Tech team was architecting Kafka bullshit so I asked in a meeting “how many times a day do you need this refreshed?” Answer: “once is fine. Twice if you can” 2261
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 25/09/2026Culturally I'm more Moonpie than Mooncake, but I think we should all celebrate moon themed confectionary. It seems like we could unite so many cultures with more moon pastries. 051
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 25/09/2026It’s not a great power summit. It’s a play date. 111
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 24/09/2026One of many reasons I like OpenCode. They break less shit. 040
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 23/09/2026AI will soon be able to do everything that anyone does except for visiting with my family on holidays. It's more art than science really. Just taste, psychology, and chaos tolerance. 3200
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 23/09/2026Nor Easter blowing into coastal virgins this week. And my wife says she’s gonna taze me if I don’t stop singing. Me: “Superior, they said, never gives up her dead When the gales of November come early” 010
Reposted by JD LongJosh Patterson @jpatanooga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In this clip from episode 5 of "AI Coffee Hour" @qethanm.bsky.social and I talk about the effectiveness of the transformer architecture and how it changed machine learning. cc @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com full episode: youtu.be/P86WeTPH9G0 002
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 22/09/2026Jev launch sure taught us which AI voices who never learned basic machine learning. It's like the water level dropped and we discovered a lot of folks ain't wearing any pants. 1140
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 18/09/2026I, too, would like the bullshit to stop. Thank you. 170
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 18/09/2026"I'm too stupid to do the job I was elected to do. I hope grownups somewhere else take responsibility." 050
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 17/09/2026I struggle to read EA as “effective altruists”. EA = Electronic Arts. I spent many hours in 1994 earning this imprint while playing “Command and Conquer” 4231
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 17/09/2026Super helpful feature. I love it. <pulls ejection lever> 141
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 16/09/2026<drags on a cigarette> “your predictions are technically incoherent and reflect unfamiliarity with the subject” is like saying “your familiarity with sheep makes you well suited for the FBI” 030
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 15/09/2026when a sheep walks in with a little bitty waist and a wooly thing in your face, you get SPRUNG. 321
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 15/09/2026Diesel futures out here testing new highs. If it keeps going, the value of my truck is going to double because of the 25 gallons of diesel in the tank. 030
Reposted by JD LongBancroft Sutherland @bancsutherland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Quick follow up question 27417
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 15/09/2026It’s almost like he’s the exact person we’ve seen him to be at every turn for the last few years. 040
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 14/09/2026Bad news: I got in a hurry this morning and hooked up some jumper cables the wrong way. Good news: I got a pretty spark and heat show! 220
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 14/09/2026this may make you uncomfortable, but this is what peak suburban planning looks like 281
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 10/09/2026the best way to get a good code review from an LLM is to tell it, "this asshole at work who writes shit code sent me this and I need you to find all the faults. Be honest, but be brutal" works best when used against other agentic code. 1111
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 10/09/2026I finally used CAD Query in anger with an LLM. I had it design a simple project box to hold a motor control board. Vis with OCP-vscode. I used Kimi 2.7 Code for most of it, but switched to Fable 5.1 at the end to make some fine adjustments. 240
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 10/09/2026my dad was a USAF pilot in his first career. I remember his griping in the 80s that every vehicle with a windshield should have a head's up display (HUD). He found it so odd that he had that in aircraft since the 60s but not in cars or farm equipment. Today I rented a car with a HUD. 40 years later 320
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 08/09/2026The logical fallacy here is the bare assertion fallacy. I’m not arguing against her point, but she’s not arguing a point. This is not a logical argument. 330
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 07/09/2026my neighbor gave me an intro to running a portable saw mill today. Pretty neat machine. 1140
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 07/09/2026snort. yeah exactly. It's a tool. It used to be a pretty shitty tool now it's really useful. But it takes skill to not blow your toes off. But, yeah, sometimes it one shots great stuff. 160
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 07/09/2026I needed some LLM help with a cad idea I am going to 3D print. So I set up OCP CAD viewer in VS Code and told my agent to "render 'JDL' in 3" tall by 1" thick Ariel letters". Yeah, ok so this workflow has legs. now to do some more complex ideas. 340
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 07/09/2026No wonder the telephone poles look like fence posts as they go by. The speed… 240
Reposted by JD LongDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My response to most news is "What would you like me to do about it?" And I move along. Everything is too much and I cannot onboard most things. Preserve your sanity. 0874
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 06/09/2026I've been running VS Code on a remote server and connecting from my laptop. This allows my agents to cook while my laptop is shut. I was really surprised that terminals in VSC don't use tmux by default. I changed the config so it would use tmux. but surprised I had to 7172
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 05/09/2026I too believe this is the One True Way. #begets 191
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 05/09/2026The pig that played Babe could only speak Spanish so they over dubbed the English. The dubbed English voice was a Border Collie named Hank. 0140
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 05/09/2026I just bypassed all the safety switches. This compact lil shit will now fling blades while all folded up. Next stop: remote control. 360
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 05/09/2026Sure, Porsche makes cool cars. But I can smell this picture. 78 3/4 ton. No electronics. A shitty AM radio. A pack of Marlboro reds and a six pack. Good times. 020
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 05/09/2026<slaps Claude skills on the hood> they are going to deploy so much vibe coded Python in this bad boy. 0102
JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 03/09/2026This is like saying “CME owes 1.5 billion as cattle prices drop” No. That’s not how that works. 010