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nish bae

@nishbae.bsky.social
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turn soft and lovely anytime you have a chance

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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my wife kinda pleasant
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
even though i have put hundreds of hours into slay the spire 2 and balatro i refuse to put them on my favorite games list because that's like saying smoking crack is my favorite recreational activity
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i would introduce u to my favorite dinosaur but ur like 250 million years late dude. u kinda missed that whole scene
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dear vancouver vocalists. can we please hear you
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
would you eat a nish bae shaped cookie. would you bite my head clean off
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Alexye @oldbabyyoda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolute Martian Manhunter
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you ever just sit
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you're so weak and submissive are you perhaps descendant from a lineage of chimney sweeps?
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The election's really heating up this year
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/UJC6k9dZOTU?...
youtu.be
Carly Rae Jepsen - Something Tragic (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
good morning
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
an edit of a movie poster for digger, that said "tom cruise is digger, a comedy of catastrophic proportions". the G in digger was stylized to have a hand holding a shovel. the poster has been edited to say "tom cruise is bobby with that tool". the B in Bobby has been stylized to have a hand holding a shovel.
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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Bobbi :3 @bobbi74.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
today feels nice and i feel nice
nish bae!!nish bae smiling
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Grant Morrison please I'm begging you this is your chance... make Doctor Who even gayer
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
two people look at a monolith from 2011. over the people it says "chatting on the timeline with your friend". over the monolith it says "@jazzpomegranate.com reacting with the most unhinged name and profile picture"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!!
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wow this bitch is a slave to her self-perpetuating narratives 🤣🤣🤣 her dumb ass doesn't even know that the self is an artificial construction to shield herself from the dangers of an uncaring reality 😳😳🔥🔥🔥
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gen z is eating water
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 17/09/2026
guys it's nish bae wednesday everyone give it up for @nishbae.bsky.social
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 16/09/2026
they should add a single mountain lion to big walk
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
not even 48 hours off my antibiotics
"somehow, my strep throat returned"
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Cabbit @cabbitposting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/FXZQ4-WWQk4?...
youtu.be
I Don't Understand Anything
YouTube video by Everything But The Girl - Topic
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Arrive at my situationship's house and I immediately hear Forest Temple music. "Oh great" I think to myself. "She's going to have me solving puzzles and navigating strange illusions again"
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think i need to drive down the countryside listening to venice bitch by lana del rey and then i can finally accept that summer is over
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sorry I uh I can't sell my tulip collection yet. last night they started talking! yes like a human! and they want to take over the world. no sorry you can't see them. if you see them they might um uh try to kill you. just trust me it happened. they're each worth a billion dollars by the way
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"yes they're real"
Nike Booker shoes but they look like they've been run throw a toaster and also maybe hit with a blow torch
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impwolf [comms open] @impwolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what if you HAVE to sneak for a FRIEND
drawings of matt and jay from nirvanna the band the show from the scene where jay tells him sneaking around will never pay off. matt is just fucking devastated and jay is laughing maniacally
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finn @altardoll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
egg
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
ur white homie after he finally learns what skoden means
Spider from Avatar being accepted by the Navi at the end of Fire And Ash
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
did I just get followed by a fucking catfish account on RateYourMusic
suspicious account on rym
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hear "9-11 Babies" and the first thing I imagine is a Muppets Babies version of Al-Qaeda
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i go too long without hearing my wife's clacky keyboard i start clawing at the furniture and biting myself
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Doomed Yuri 💔
The Twin Towers
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The algorithm has decided that I want to be catgirl wonder woman with corn pants and big unnaturals
An ad for bra padding, corn pants, gal gadot wonder woman and cat ears??
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe we've had it all wrong maybe the big head octopus got is actually a huge nose
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
why the fuck does my microwave lock. why do i have to unlock it after the timer goes off why can't I just open the door. this has to do with fascism somehow
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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*nintendo direct narrator voice* most police officers carry guns. try grabbing one to see what happens!
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey look i drew that one guy
king ghidorah!!!
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scolipede themed anal beads @amongusyaoi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
KING GEEDORAH TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'bulborb.mp4' is coming to Poob on September 10th!
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brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Minilla Jovovich 🍉 read Merynthia's Master ⚔️🪱🐦 @minillajovovich.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2000s comics enjoyers running out of options
timmy praying "please be normal garth ennis"
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