Reposted by TurtleSquareddonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12hSimplify your life by hibernating from now until spring 1031164
Reposted by TurtleSquaredWorf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 19hAll crew, I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me. Worf 3967
Reposted by TurtleSquaredmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry 1031374
Reposted by TurtleSquaredSasha Green @overly.gay · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Professor Farnsworth - To Shreds You SayAlt: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth on the phone saying "To Shreds You Say" 12943
Reposted by TurtleSquaredJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth 11120697
Reposted by TurtleSquared"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I ain't got nooo Constipation Cuz I try and I try and I try and I buy I buy Pepto I buy Pepto No no no 3154
Reposted by TurtleSquaredOlivia ExtraLongsocks Ი︵𐑼 🥜🐿️🧦 @extralongsocks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why not today! 1659
Reposted by TurtleSquaredkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025tech bro is short for technically broken 3259581469
Reposted by TurtleSquareddisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 341673445
Reposted by TurtleSquaredCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September, but I lost my 45 adapter 15568402522
Reposted by TurtleSquaredSteeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?) 93140214274
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Reposted by TurtleSquaredMinnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy 3720122
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hasan Piker is an idiot and a provocateur with a pretty loose grasp of history, but I am finding the endless cycles of performative outrage at not unconditionally endorsing Eisenhower's foreign policy to be wearing thin. 58899104
Reposted by TurtleSquaredWorf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All crew, Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter. There have been no security breaches this week. Worf 312412
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNome @nome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Flips exhausted, we have decided we are baby. 51152
Reposted by TurtleSquaredKara Nelson @karaboo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Probably a bit of both with current me. 111
Reposted by TurtleSquaredfeef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Inspired by a recent interaction 192213285214
Reposted by TurtleSquaredburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32528500
Reposted by TurtleSquaredgwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026his full name is Heletor Skeletor 113720
Reposted by TurtleSquaredcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145142809
Reposted by TurtleSquaredOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good writing in my view - while some commentary on here has framed Sheeran's justification as a demonstration of the hollowness of "neutrality", as a professional moral philosopher it is also what we in the business refer to as a "lie" and it may be helpful to refer to it as such 201637359
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNome @nome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AND IT'S CHEER UP ME LADS LET YOUR HEARTS NEVER FAIL 0172
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNome @nome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I do not understand the folks furious at trans people for responding in anguish when the party that they've been told would protect them treats their existence as negotiable. I do not understand thinking trans folks have political power and responsibility where candidates have none. 161798451
Reposted by TurtleSquared🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this is my biggest pet peeve with the way the Internet has evolved. under no circumstances do I want to watch a video about your product, opinion, or recipe. I read like 3x faster than you can talk. video is such an inefficient form of learning & the switch to video primacy annoys me so much 424169
Reposted by TurtleSquaredSarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 14/09/2026Whoa black Betty 0161
Reposted by TurtleSquaredmolly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 14/09/2026explaining a color palette to trans women: imagine a 5 day bruise paired with warm faded rope ligatures and some bright bite mark accents 3445
Reposted by TurtleSquaredAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whole genre of person out there making "I fumbled a baddie" their entire identity and feeling righteous about it. 1342
TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gonna start replying to those discord scams like I'm responding to a letter in the 1800's in a ken burns documentary: "Dearest _xanthym771_, I have just received your correspondence and it has me directly puzzled. I simply do not know what you mean by 'hot MILFS in my area.'" 110
Reposted by TurtleSquaredMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297707658
Reposted by TurtleSquaredErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comCanada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.” 2138951120
Reposted by TurtleSquaredKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thinking about how a girl at Christian summer camp asked me if my dad was in Al Qaeda and I got in trouble for asking if her dad was a Klansman bc “her question was understandable” 621292614955
Reposted by TurtleSquaredJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026thanks for the shoutout mina!! 1952111
Reposted by TurtleSquaredCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Vote Blue No Matter Who radicalized me against my own party lol 617216
Reposted by TurtleSquaredBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Protect trans kids. 6996861820
Reposted by TurtleSquaredJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026average day at bluesky HQ 1740415
Reposted by TurtleSquaredCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the beer was $17.78 28824
Reposted by TurtleSquared✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 20/11/2025using genai so i can hear al capone say “get a load of this twink” 713718
Reposted by TurtleSquaredalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(mamas and papas voice) all the news is bad (all the news is bad) 18636162