Reposted by TurtleSquaredKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 1095624803
Reposted by TurtleSquaredJuni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 01/10/2026clocking in for another long day at the missing my girlfriend factory 1988
Reposted by TurtleSquaredStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026 812361006
Reposted by TurtleSquareddonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring 1136086
Reposted by TurtleSquaredWorf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All crew, I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me. Worf 31007
Reposted by TurtleSquaredmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry 1031276
Reposted by TurtleSquaredSasha Green @overly.gay · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Professor Farnsworth - To Shreds You SayAlt: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth on the phone saying "To Shreds You Say" 13193
Reposted by TurtleSquaredJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth 111223100
Reposted by TurtleSquared"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I ain't got nooo Constipation Cuz I try and I try and I try and I buy I buy Pepto I buy Pepto No no no 3154
Reposted by TurtleSquaredOlivia ExtraLongsocks Ი︵𐑼 🥜🐿️🧦 @extralongsocks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why not today! 1659
Reposted by TurtleSquaredkaranormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025tech bro is short for technically broken 3259601470
Reposted by TurtleSquareddisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 341681450
Reposted by TurtleSquaredCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September, but I lost my 45 adapter 15768732540
Reposted by TurtleSquaredSteeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?) 93140254279
Reposted by TurtleSquaredFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads 17929215
Reposted by TurtleSquaredMinnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy 3720122
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hasan Piker is an idiot and a provocateur with a pretty loose grasp of history, but I am finding the endless cycles of performative outrage at not unconditionally endorsing Eisenhower's foreign policy to be wearing thin. 57898103
Reposted by TurtleSquaredWorf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All crew, Thank you for subscribing to the Enterprise Security newsletter. There have been no security breaches this week. Worf 312412
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNome @nome.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Flips exhausted, we have decided we are baby. 51152
Reposted by TurtleSquaredKara Nelson @karaboo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Probably a bit of both with current me. 111
Reposted by TurtleSquaredfeef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Inspired by a recent interaction 192213775249
Reposted by TurtleSquaredburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32526501
Reposted by TurtleSquaredgwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026his full name is Heletor Skeletor 113720
Reposted by TurtleSquaredcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145102813
Reposted by TurtleSquaredOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good writing in my view - while some commentary on here has framed Sheeran's justification as a demonstration of the hollowness of "neutrality", as a professional moral philosopher it is also what we in the business refer to as a "lie" and it may be helpful to refer to it as such 201635358
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNome @nome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AND IT'S CHEER UP ME LADS LET YOUR HEARTS NEVER FAIL 0172
Reposted by TurtleSquaredNome @nome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I do not understand the folks furious at trans people for responding in anguish when the party that they've been told would protect them treats their existence as negotiable. I do not understand thinking trans folks have political power and responsibility where candidates have none. 161798451
Reposted by TurtleSquared🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this is my biggest pet peeve with the way the Internet has evolved. under no circumstances do I want to watch a video about your product, opinion, or recipe. I read like 3x faster than you can talk. video is such an inefficient form of learning & the switch to video primacy annoys me so much 424169
Reposted by TurtleSquaredScare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 14/09/2026Whoa black Betty 0161
Reposted by TurtleSquared𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 14/09/2026explaining a color palette to trans women: imagine a 5 day bruise paired with warm faded rope ligatures and some bright bite mark accents 3445
Reposted by TurtleSquaredAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whole genre of person out there making "I fumbled a baddie" their entire identity and feeling righteous about it. 1342
TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Send my love to Josephine, if you are willing and able, as I'm now suspicious that my last letters were intercepted by the enemy. Honourably, Phineas J. Thompson, 2nd Cav 010
TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"We just broke siege and escaped with our lives a fortnight ago. We've been on the run, and in hiding, ever since. Are our movements so utterly predictable that not only do you know where we are, but find it necessary to inform me of health status of these 'MILFs?' Do respond at once. 110
TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"I am unfamiliar with such a term as 'MILF.' And, even so, why are they above their ambient temperature. Do they have the vapors? Should I enclose money for a doctor? Do respond with the utmost urgency in this matter. Additionally, you speak of these MILFs as being 'in my area.' How can this be so?" 110
TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gonna start replying to those discord scams like I'm responding to a letter in the 1800's in a ken burns documentary: "Dearest _xanthym771_, I have just received your correspondence and it has me directly puzzled. I simply do not know what you mean by 'hot MILFS in my area.'" 110
Reposted by TurtleSquaredMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297707666
Reposted by TurtleSquared @handle.invalid · 10/11/2024Meeting new people is always hard when you have brain frog 533977