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TurtleSquared

@turtlesquared.bsky.social

144 followers 270 following 192 posts

She/They. HRT: 01/04/25 A fork and spoon operator in sector 7G. Can be occasionally found in the backseat of a Tomcat. I like the planes but not necessarily what we do with 'em.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Interesting exchange I woke up to:

From [redacted, red]

Hi [redacted, blue],

Thank you for your purchase with the Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra! We noticed that your address is outside of Manitoba, so we want to make sure you intended to book tickets here in Winnipeg.

(The order summary is included in the email, to summarize, its 2 tickets for a show to see the WSO perform a bunch of star trk music for the 60th anniversary + Q will be there because of course he will be.)

Please reply to this email to confirm that this was your intended purchase and we will look forward to seeing you! If we don't hear back from you by Sep 29th, your purchase will be refunded.

From [blue]

Hi [red]

Yes, I did in-fact mean to purchase these tickets in Winnipeg. I will be visiting my girlfriend, who lives there, around this time and figured this show would be pretty fun given we're both fans of Star Trek.

- [blue]

From [red],

Hi [blue]

Thank you for confirming these with us. We hope you and your girlfriend enjoy the performance, and you enjoy your time in Winnipeg.

Live long and prosper,
[Red]

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I guess I'm flying Tomcats to the tune of 250 million.

Stylized image from the back seat of an F-14 Tomcat. It's sitting, waiting to be launched from the 4th catapult of a nimitz-class carrier. Rain drips down the scratch laden canopy, as the green glow from the "Detail Data Display" illuminates the weathered patterning of the center console. The back of the front-seater's helmet is only just visible, peeking around his ejection seat. His helmet is emblazoned with the markings of VF-14. His callsign, also present on the helmet, is "Weasel." Outside, deck crew for a different catapult stand in a group, awaiting a signal.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons image

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

update: tried on my PC monitor, got better. built different fr fr

The results screen for the JND test. It reads:

"0.0014 | This shouldn't be possible. I'm not saying you cheated, but not not saying that."

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Idk what this means or why but apparently i have skills CIE, whoever you are, I await my job offer

A result readout of the JND test. It reads:

0.0028
"Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard of JND of .02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or, at least a certificate."

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Dril tweet from February 15th, 2017. It reads:
Issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

A Blähaj sitting on a desk, facing the camera. The image is taken at a jaunty angle. It's flanked by an RGB keyboard and a Thrustmaster Warthog joystick.

On the monitor behind the Blähaj is the Rifftrax Twitch channel.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Post a meme made by you (All balatro all the time)

A meme made from Danny Devito's character in Always Sunny. The character is replaced by jimbo from balatro, and he is asking the viewer, "can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?" While holding up the egg joker.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

"What's 25% of a car, Michael? $10?"

A short blurb from *seemingly* the NYT. It reads:

Ian Austen. Reporting from Windsor, Ontario, 2 hours ago:

Linda Hasenfratz, the executive chairwoman of the canadian auto parts maker Linamar, said that the 25% tariffs President Trump intends to impose tomorrow on exports from Canada and Mexico could shut down North American auto production within a week. "Nobody can absorb this kind of cost, not the automakers, not the suppliers, not consumers," Hasenfratz, whose canadian based company has plants in all three countries, said in a statement to the New York Times. "Demand will collapse, and vehicle production will grind to a halt, putting millions of workers out of work, the vast majority of which are in the US."

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Now that's what I call fighting fire with (gun)fire

A skeet by @hayao.lol that says:

"LA mayor stole $17,000,000 from the fire department and gave it to the cops, guess she expected them to shoot the annual wildfires?"

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Me when my phone blares an amber alert at 5:45 in the goddamn morning

The "polish jerry" or "jerry mouse what" reaction image. It is an image of Jerry Mouse from the cartoon Tom and Jerry. He has a puzzled expression on his face, arms out, entirely flabbergasted.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Me: hooboi, I barely got past ante 2 with this setup. I really need some good jokers-- Jimbo:

A crudely photoshopped meme. Jimbo (played by danny devito) holds up the Egg joker, and asks "can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Oh yeah I should probably post more about my hobbies and stuff shouldn't I anyway here's a screenshot from op night with the bois

A narrow angle, close up image of 2x F-14 Tomcats, flying in tight formation. In the background is a distant city and a closer woodsy area on the border of Russia and Georgia. Both jets are scantily kitted with inert training munitions. All 4 airmen are seen focusing on different tasks -- the lead aircraft focusing on systems; the wingmen focusing on keeping formation.

The screenshot was taken in DCS World.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Oh yeah, this place has the juice just like old twitter. (We should be financially compensated for being forced to read the opinions of this actual child)

Bluesky user, Ace Creator, responds to criticism of their manufactured discourse over whether *checks notes* HRT is a desirable intervention:

"Sweetie i'm a college student with a trans partner, a baby on the way, and more friends than my introversion would like. I'm still talked about back in school where I literally had an army of queers. You can keep your projected fantasies to yourself. Be as mean as you like. Don't be ageist."

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

Betting this wont get a single like but fuck it I'm down lol

A banner that reads:

"Get to know my music taste: For every like, I will post one song I love" followed by a heart emoji

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

What can I say? It took me ages to get a code.

A BlueSky generated banner, reporting that @turtlesquared.bsky.social was the 1,683,387th user to join the platform. This number is derived from the 10 million user milestone the platform just passed. It also states that TurtleSquared joined on October 23rd, 2023.

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

Oh hey i got video Uhhhhhh anyway here's wonderwall--

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TurtleSquared @turtlesquared.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

So much psychic damage in one event. I will never recover. My knees hurt. My hair is grey. My crops go unwatered and my back is broken. I'm skibidi spent.