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Tucupita Paisano @planz33.bsky.social · 41m
the second-place finisher at this track & field meet is throwing a fit just because someone shot their discus out of the air like a clay pigeon
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 52m
y'all need to let people be mad about roof gate. all this "if only merrill had showed up blah blah blah" ty france did show up! and the roof thing happened! stop conscripting your fellow fans into a being right competition!
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 1h
lol the roof is open today of course
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 1h
SMH
Jeffrey Dahmer, famous Milwaukee cannibal There are no famous cannibals in San Diego
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 2h
i'm just asking questions, milwaukee
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 2h
this is a recurring problem, and, one imagines, the specific reason craig stammen was hired despite the fact that he doesn't know that the fuck he's doing. it's your time to shine, craiger!
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 2h
They need to be pissed as shit and ready to wreck things today and not fold like a bunch of manny machados
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 12h
"The ghost of our team's most beloved character is a dirty cheat" is some way to honor the man, Murph.
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 11h
As ever, the roof stays open at Petco Park
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Birdley @birdbrad.bsky.social · 12h
Didn’t he fake a letter to the team from Uecker after he died? This dude is such a weirdo.
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
rethinking my stance on which contreras brother is the evil one
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
haven't seen an organization that needs a roof collapse like the brewers since the Erfurt Latrine disaster of 1184
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
closing your roof in perfect weather because your fans need help being loud is bitchmade btw
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
contract the brewers until they build a real stadium
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
new arrow in the quiver of doomers
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 13h
The San Diego Padres (Aristocrats version)
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
get a real stadium you flyover dipshits
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
curses are real
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
this is about to be one of the most padres things ever if they don't overturn it
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
manny machado retire you shiftless mollycoddle
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
excellent illustration of what watching this game has felt like by freddy fermin
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 13h
that was fucking pitiful man what happened to wildcard fernando
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
bigot vs zionist who wins? nobody
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
becoming increasingly difficult to keep the faith i fear
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
be nice if our super stars would do that next inning
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
adrian lessejon
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
not hitting here is pro-genocide
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
time to be the guy, manny
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
stop walking people, bigot
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 14h
mucho stress
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 15h
wouldn't mind some merrill madness
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 15h
time to hit
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 15h
fuck off, robbie ray
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
glad we're starting the league leader in the playoffs against the most demonic pitcher in baseball, surely this won't get worse
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
we should destroy aj preller
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
adam wainwright is so fucking dumb lmao. "57 doesn't sound like that much" it's the second inning my guy
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
interminable jake at bats make me horny
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
EAT SHIT MIKE SHILDT
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
we're happy with that start
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
just gonna pre-emptively say fuck off robbie ray
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
i guess we're doing moral victories against a guy that throws 105... 20+ pitch innings is a good start?
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 16h
utterly bitchmade fanbase to still be booing manny over that play lol
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 17h
they should put 5 on this guy imo
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 17h
everybody shut the fuck up i got somethin to say: go padres
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 22h
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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Michelle Frost @michellefrost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would this be a bad time to remind everyone that Mason Miller’s wife is also close to her due date?
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 03/10/2026
Players should be allowed to go on paternity leave but should not be allowed to have sex until the regular season begins
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
starting to feel like there's one of those patented vendettas floating around the org about randy vasquez
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tommy pham is a dumb asshole, but i do enjoy the idea of him meeting the pope
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i had reached a state of zen acceptance that we were "waiting" for the next game. i could have done it for 100 years i was so enlightened. now it's here and i'm all nervous and shit again
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