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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Enjoying my first Haitian patty and immediately calling my doctor

Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Trying to imagine anything being worth more than the earth's economy starts probing into philosophical and existential thoughts about what value is and how it can exist outside of human consciousness. Really fascinating stuff. For a stupid asshole to think about.

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

just gonna post the Onion article in anticipation. Not sure if any onion headline has me so laser precision dead to rights

Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Neil is about to turn 81, cancelled his 2026 tour due to health reasons, just released his 50th album, and the last two songs are named this. I'm not emotionally prepared for this, man

Soon I Might Be Going, and I'll Love You Forever -- the last two tracks on the just released Neil Young album

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is just... this is how you finish up a season... Holy moly this team is fun right now

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I watched this movie all the time with my grandpa when I was little. The plot just Cary Grant is an alcoholic on an isolated Pacific Island spotting Japanese planes, and every time he radios in with a new sighting, they give him the coordinates to another bottle of whiskey buried on the island

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I drove a 26' UHaul, the biggest one they got, from San Diego to Vegas today and couldn't stop thinking how insane it is that anyone with a driver's license and a credit card can go rent one of these things, no questions asked. It's fucking huge! You're eye to eye with big rig drivers

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

GET HIS LOOK: Make a pouch from the upholstery of a 1982 Coupe de Ville, fill it with mashed potatoes, top with the contents from your vacuum filter, and spritz with mineral oil.

Donald Trump looking like a Donald Trump gollum

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Buying a 19-foot-long, $60k SUV and then ubering because you don't know how to park and you're scared of your own shadow.

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watching fights and suddenly I'm remembering some guys

UFC fight between two fighters with the names Yan Gomes, which was, incredibly, a guy's name who played catcher for Cleveland

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Got curious what they kept saying about Fauci being obsessed with his own fame was about and... it's literally just a government scientist writing in his personal diary "uhh, it looks like I'm suddenly one of the most famous people on earth. This is weird and I don't like it!"

In a May 2020 entry, Fauci wrote the “situation with my national and international fame is explosive and really unimaginable,” saying he may be “the most famous and talked about person in the country and one of the most recognizable person in the world,” citing a front-page Washington Post article and magazine profiles about him. “Press still hot and heavy about me. Multiple stories per day directly or indirectly involving me,” Fauci wrote in April 2020, also noting in June 2020 he was “invited to appear on Dancing with the Stars – no thanks!” Fauci also wrote of the various merchandise bearing his name and face that popped up during the height of his fame, which he said included “bottle openers, magnets and mugs” as well as more bizarre items like “prayer candles depicting ‘St. Fauci’” and a replica of his high school basketball jersey. “The ‘swag’ around me is getting really ridiculous,” Fauci wrote, adding, “Geeeez!! I do not like this one bit.”

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This tweet will mean nothing to future generations

Turdguy tweet from 2014 that says "got fired at the xmas party for calling all the hot chicks maximas and the ugly chicks altimas & when the boss walked in i yelled pathfinder"

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My brain can only do this guy's name in this voice

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Damn that's way better than the Amazon one

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

there's only one man who can help us

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

When I remember that I can flounce out

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I'm honestly not sure if I have the emotional availability for this new air conditioner

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This shit will be under $50 a year from now. I wish there was somewhere I could bet on it. Maybe Polymarket or something

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

i think you could be Matan Even's co-host

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Woke President Ossof needs to implement criminal liability for any manufacturer who chooses to sell a vehicle beyond a certain hp/weight ratio

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Oh sickkkk... I'm sure she'll do something good with it

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Ha I almost forgot this happened. Very cool. Not rage inducing at all

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Goddamn dude. You truly are the dive bar savant

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

What would you expect the music volume to be at a bar that looks like this?

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Staying at a really nice hotel tonight

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The more I read about her, the more I'm convinced that Rachel Entrekin is the toughest athlete alive. She won the Cocodona 250 -- a 250 mile race with more elevation than climbing Mount Everest from sea level -- averaging 4.5 miles per hour for 56 HOURS, smashing the previous record by 2.5 hours

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