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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 1h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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It was Gerald Ford
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 19h
You'll be eating those words in 2030 when Boegarts and Manny finally hit their prime
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 19h
Not now. Jesus
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I absolutely hate when teams figure out a winning bullpen formula during the season and then completely abandon it when the playoffs hit. WHY put Miller in for a 6 out save when he's done that once in his entire career and never as a Padre. Stupid. This is on Stammen, not Miller.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 20h
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You can't let Gary Sanchez beat you. Walk him and deal with Chourio. Smart
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm doing perfectly fine and certainly not jokerfied or anything like that. Sometimes your team just hits an obvious go ahead home run in the 9th inning and it hits the roof and is in play for some reason, which has never happened in the history of the park. Perfectly fine and perfectly normal.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How does shit like this always happen to the Padres?
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 04/10/2026
A fucking curse. It has to be a curse.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What kind of Mickey Mouse Busch league bullshit is this??
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Starting to wonder if the Brewers pitching is much, much, much better than the Cubs... will continue to monitor
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it's time we have a public conversation about why new mattresses are so hard and look at the role of Big Topper in this situation
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Padres @padres.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Yeah I’m gonna need to see that butt
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The San Diego Padres baby
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rain is just a bunch of drops, it can't hurt you
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't let the government tell you what to do
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember this guy on the Phillies when he went by Zeferjawn
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Fanta gang. Love that he's doing MLB playoffs
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hard agree
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hmmmm interesting how when i euthanise the neighborhood dogs it's a "crime" yet veterinarians do it every day
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teeth Blow-Jobstrong is the name of the floor manager at the dick sucking factory in a Dickens novel
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teeth Blow-Jobstrong
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs don't have very many hits at all
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 28/09/2026
A disgusting fit. Padres in 2.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was Sweendog unavailable?
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
xander bogaerts is perhaps the most unfairly maligned padre in organization history
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the Phils choke like that while waiting for the Padres game later is like waiting in line for a roller coaster and seeing everyone getting off the ride looking dizzy and puking
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did he get paid overtime. for taking the trash out twice a week
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chimera Obscurant - The Velvet Teen Roscoe - Midlake
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All those late nights sucking dick after dick, getting reps in when no one is watching. Being the first one on your knees and the last one to leave. That's where the real work is
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting a potentially life changing job offer at the end of the day just before a 10 day vacation... Hey, what if your entire life was turned upside down right now? Just food for thought, enjoy your trip, we'll talk when you get back. WTFUCKKK
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm more worried about Ohtani's front. That's where all the throwing and hitting is coming from
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think after circling the streets and parking lots for 30 minutes looking for a spot you get to a point where you're willing to risk your life for a bowl of ramen?
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Parking more than a block from where you're intending to go in Convoy at night should be enough to radicalize anyone against this type of infrastructure. Dozens of amazing places to eat and drink, and it's absolutely terrifying to try to walk from one to another.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Parking more than a block from where you're intending to go in Convoy at night should be enough to radicalize anyone against this type of infrastructure. Dozens of amazing places to eat and drink, and it's absolutely terrifying to try to walk from one to another.
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
onn 4k Pro > Kodi > Real Debrid
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday you old piece of shit
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The two party system works!
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*provably, not probably, stupid
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel bad for people who never got to live in a world where a govt official going on tv and saying probably wrong/false things would be subject to media scrutiny and the official (and others around them) would have to answer questions about it. There would even be apologies and consequences
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have no doubt putting a big case like this together takes time, but Jesus Christ they had TWO YEARS and couldn't get it done. Can you imagine if Trump's DOJ had something like this on D senator? They would be blathering about it on Fox News before the interrogation was even over.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This isn't about investing in the military. OSU is not investing in the military. They are providing reputational cover. They are saying they vouch for these guys. The school you attend is a big part of one's own personal identity and students have a right to be pissed that they're complicit in it
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you ever stopped to wonder WHY a weapons manufacturer, whose only customer is the US govt, would pay millions to sponsor a college athletic program? Hint: It's not to make money or attract new customers. OSU is lending its reputation, a reputation these students (and you as an alum) share
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey it’s me, Trevor Strunk here as the new quarterback for the New York giants and I [shot thirty times by a machine gun]
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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