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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 9h

I feel like there hasn't been a good "I love weed" song in awhile.

port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

@ihavethatonvinyl.com do you think that having 2 examples of something is enough to qualify it as a genre? in the videos for U2's 'Numb', and Off With Their Head's 'Clear The Air' there is "man sits in front of the camera and tries to sing a song while other people do stuff to him". just sayin'.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@neorsd.org I never really thought "drawing lightning bolts" was gonna be a skill I needed to stay sharp on past 6th grade, and I paid dearly for my error.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

we need to update that 'grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man' thing to be 'of a customer service AI' for crissakes everyone needs to die.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@tiffanybond.com an election cycle ago, I asked you privately what you made of the one that rhymes with Schmared Schmolden, and I'll hold your response then in confidence, but recent events have really proven your acumen spot-on. woof. gross.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

damn is that the boebert ethics complaint or too short lyrics

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Roz @rozmilner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s so cool we used to have over tha air tv and it was understood the ads we had to watch were how we paid for it. now we have to pay a monthly fee for the privilege of seeing ads.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@neorsd.org my favorite moment from the fest was during the plant tour, at the headworks station, some older lady in our group asked "when's the last time you got a body in there" and one of the guys was like "yeah it's mostly just parts" and I lol'd.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@bubbaprog.xyz one of the things that is lodged in my head from the few years I was a Clone is "you don't self-gloss" and every time I read about the orange guy and his vanity projects, I hear the manual buzzer in my head.

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@bransonreese.bsky.social just thought I should tell you, I'm perusing the back catalog and "last time I did IMAX I had a panic attack so bad a seismologist reached out" made me lol on a public bus. you should get some kind of award for writing.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

motherfuckers act like they forgot about Norm.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@georgialux.bsky.social I don't know if it's a good entry for NPC Names or I'm just high but fuck it please welcome to the stage Dolton Pudcock.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@neorsd.org I'm coming to clean water fest with the kiddos. will I be able to meet the person who does the skeets?

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@kleinman.bsky.social my new strategy for parent/children events is to seek out the dad that most resembles Kyle Kinane. There's always at least one.

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The Good Place Every Line @thegoodplace.meorge.com · 11/09/2026

It's raining garbage.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@ihavethatonvinyl.com if you miss a game, what's it say on the ticker? DNP - (bumptious ideations)

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

there's this site where I do crossword puzzles because I like to chill hard, and each puzzle has a little comment section, and it's all pretty anodyne, and today I saw someone with the screenname SRY 4 PARTY ROCKIN and it is amusing me to no end. 😜

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@briancgrubb.bsky.social this week's reacher cold open was particularly hootable. downright fistpumpworthy.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

@georgialux.bsky.social smokin' on that shit that has me mispronouncing body parts

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the council doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They should make a website that works

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

it's been: BROUGHTEN my ass: GOTTEN got the cyclospora now my dumps is ROTTEN

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social if you're runnin' from the law, the press, and the parents, and they chase you into a stairwell, do you go up or down?

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🧚ANGELINE ERA!!👼🏼 Now Out! @angelineera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!! We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!! Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!! (store links/more info below)

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@ihavethatonvinyl.com nowadays I'm pretty much only on Facebook to keep tabs on my bipolar mom, but once in awhile I see something that makes me laugh

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

@ihavethatonvinyl.com I consider qotsa a "drugs band" and the thing with drugs bands is that they can only hit the right balance to make magic for a little while. it's a delicate formula.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the 10 year old was supposed to write down a song that she liked, so the teacher could make a playlist with all the kids' favorite tunes, and she wrote down "werewolf bar mitzvah" from 30 rock.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

@ihavethatonvinyl.com 20mg etc: which do you think is a more humiliating way to encounter a dude, underwear/no shirt/ballcap or t-shirt/no underwear (Winnie the Pooh)

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reacher asked me to forcibly insert the candidate's contact card into my anus!

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Natalie's Rap from SNL, except instead of Portman, it's the president's little freak.

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

@plumberduck.bsky.social i can't help but notice there hasn't been any Always Sunny coverage on avc. what's up with that?

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

@briancgrubb.bsky.social mad respect to the guy who, when he saw reacher coming, just wheeled around and fuckin' pitched himself off a building.

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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hot take: boobs

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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

@ihavethatonvinyl.com I got so burnt out on zeppelin because local terrestrial radio crammed them down my throat for my entire pre-adult life but hearing them sampled reminds me that they actually did kick ass. youtu.be/E4m_M0JwGLI?...

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Rhymin & Stealin

YouTube video by Beastie Boys - Topic

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