Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Against edgelordism in all its forms" is becoming a foundational principle for me. Civilization is impossible without an unflinching commitment to pro-social behavior and a willingness to marginalize any deviation. 1143288
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026lol didn’t see this Gophers friendly fire celebration He kicked his QB in the nuts celebrating 1436445
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Erin Sorensen @erinsorensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026FINAL: #Huskers 48, Maryland 23 0111
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Møtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Class time 725253
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To whom it may concern: Exercising your legal right to say the worst and most harmful thing at any given moment does not transform you into a heroic defender of that right. It just makes you a miscreant. 218413
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.flabberjabber.bsky.social @flabberjabber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every traditional expression of masculinity - sprezzatura, stoicism, noblesse oblige, self-sacrifice - is maladapted for social media algorithms. To be a manfluencer type it to by definition be terrible at masculinity. 1352
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Show: Dexter's Laboratory Language: French Country: France 414856
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Had to google it and was not disappointed. 1244
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No, your new computer software, while more advanced than any previous software, is not going to transform the physical architecture of the polar ice caps in the next five years then sneak bioweapons into cities. That won’t happen, and it would be very stupid for us to reorient life now around it. 611610
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sorry, but these people are stupid. It’s a smart-in-a-narrow-area-therefore-I-know-everything type of stupid. Their money, power, and new Pascal’s Wager has many afraid to call them stupid, but this is very stupid. I hereby predict that humanity will exist in 2031. Throw it in my face if I’m wrong. 1523439
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/09/2025the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid 113695715
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026theory: this is secretly powering a neural network powered ai recreation of doug. there is no escaping. all the faster button does is make him faster and the doug button is an unspeakable horror that we have yet to comprehend 45616
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 13/09/2026it's a cold day in hell, i agree with David Sacks 1846153
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed 242442221
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983. 271676163
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love this sub 16811
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/09/2026“Millennials are the only normal generation” theory continues to remain undefeated. we are the only ones that didn't get our brains cooked by the computer 77116896
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263781188
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness 473787
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/08/2026I am not rich at all but have 2 things Elon is desperately trying (but failing) to buy: a sense of humor and parents that love me 1435539
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.1977khv.bsky.social @1977khv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026always and forever this 29716
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 26/08/2026something else I don't think enough people are aware of is that beliefs like "homophobia/transphobia didn't exist before Western colonialism"fully depend on the "war isn't natural/real & didn't exist prehistorically"myth that we were discussing earlier you can't believe the former without the latter 28711
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.W1tch D0kt0r @w1tchd0kt0r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I checked this out, it's legitimate. 128452
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136342123
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20/08/2026i swear to god, asking: “what is the problem you are trying to solve? followed by: “what information or data do you need to solve this problem?” are like, some of the single most important questions you need to ask a stakeholder on all kinds of projects, and so many people skip it 541647232
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Props to the kid on the Bank of America marketing team who pitched this to the bosses with a straight face 231624295
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I'm not in the "money means nothing and debt is imaginary" fringe, but the United States has tremendous capacity to help everyone be better off, but has gaslight itself into thinking its resources are incredibly tight. 0233
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There’s been surprisingly little about how we are in the very last years of living memory of service in WW2. 542226468
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Department of Angela @angelaisms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Some people are just way, way too invested in the idea that the U.S. is always The Bad Guy. 21313
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A 531785382
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.David Alman @davidalman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It is simultaneously possible that: 1) America is underprepared for the use of small one way attack drones 2) much reporting on how underprepared we are overstates its case 3) the American military would still likely win 4) Ukraine is good at using drones 5) Ukraine still wants our legacy kit 1246146
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Bryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm sorry, Hard Knocks. You can't describe something as "off the charts" while you are actively showing a chart. 1335228
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 17/03/2026smoking a cigarette demonstrates you’re tolerant of risk and comfortable with the idea of dying young. vaping demonstrates you’d consider getting into lego as an adult 110012
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Becca Petunia 🏳️⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 02/08/2026Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky. 6673882323
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Just tried to look up the Ordovician jawless fish with the funny face and these are the things I searched for and got nothing because it was spelled SO wrong: -sacombabsis -sacombibabsis -sacobibastis The correct answer was: -sacabambaspis 34738112
Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If we're discussing funny Muppet versions of stories, I've always thought it'd be funny if they did Macbeth and the only human is the guy whose only line is to tell Macbeth his wife is dead. 140
Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026There's something about dudes who excessively call fouls in pick up ball that turns me into, like, a 16th century samurai. "You have no honor! You bring nothing but shame to your name!" 050
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.rimidar @rimidar.au · 29/07/2026I’ve been saying for a while that this is all just relitigating high school clique dynamics 0101
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Everyone loves the cyclops Polyphemus and his famous defining feature: two eyes 875577690
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 18/06/2025(on my way home) ok, perfect time to take advantage of my few after-work hours and do some chores and research so i can perform basic survival (passing under the Stupid Lazy Asshole Beam installed in my front door lintel) duhhh 240283
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the serious problem underyling all of *gestures* this is the false belief amongst millions of people that civilization now just runs itself, with no actual responsibility left for any of us 116115
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026hate when I find one of these funny 3697
Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Patagonia is rightfully Chilean send skeet 010
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.And, boo! 👻 @g026r.leftblank.org · 16/07/2026Impossible to imagine this man happy. But I would accept that these videos are his eternal torment 131
Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This past year I have been deployed to the Middle East. On the 10th I finally came home & am safely back in the US. I'm grateful for the safety I experienced while overseas & am so happy to be back w/my family. This has been a long & stressful year us. I'm excited to move on to our next chapter! 380
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock 3449941046
Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There was this little bakery in Ansbach, Germany that had the best sandwiches. They used a house mayo that they made every day. I would stop by there every Saturday on my drive home from the gym. They closed up shop after I had been stationed there for about five months. 040
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW 203120852638
Reposted by Doug Partridge, Army Esq.Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026It occurs to me that America might actually be doing a better job of wrestling with its past than it gets credit for, we just don’t notice because the truly bonkers shit in other countries is in languages we can’t read 341403199