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Doug Partridge, Army Esq.

@tsunamidoug.bsky.social
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Nicole Cliffe left Twitter like 20 minutes after following me and I hope that's not why she left. Posts are my own and not those of the DoD or US Army.

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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Against edgelordism in all its forms" is becoming a foundational principle for me. Civilization is impossible without an unflinching commitment to pro-social behavior and a willingness to marginalize any deviation.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
lol didn’t see this Gophers friendly fire celebration He kicked his QB in the nuts celebrating
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Erin Sorensen @erinsorensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FINAL: #Huskers 48, Maryland 23
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Class time
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To whom it may concern: Exercising your legal right to say the worst and most harmful thing at any given moment does not transform you into a heroic defender of that right. It just makes you a miscreant.
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flabberjabber.bsky.social @flabberjabber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every traditional expression of masculinity - sprezzatura, stoicism, noblesse oblige, self-sacrifice - is maladapted for social media algorithms. To be a manfluencer type it to by definition be terrible at masculinity.
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Show: Dexter's Laboratory Language: French Country: France
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had to google it and was not disappointed.
Dog Karl Barks: A capitalist will break your treat in half and claim that he has doubled the amount of treats.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, your new computer software, while more advanced than any previous software, is not going to transform the physical architecture of the polar ice caps in the next five years then sneak bioweapons into cities. That won’t happen, and it would be very stupid for us to reorient life now around it.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry, but these people are stupid. It’s a smart-in-a-narrow-area-therefore-I-know-everything type of stupid. Their money, power, and new Pascal’s Wager has many afraid to call them stupid, but this is very stupid. I hereby predict that humanity will exist in 2031. Throw it in my face if I’m wrong.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/09/2025
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
theory: this is secretly powering a neural network powered ai recreation of doug. there is no escaping. all the faster button does is make him faster and the doug button is an unspeakable horror that we have yet to comprehend
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's a cold day in hell, i agree with David Sacks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983.
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love this sub
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/09/2026
“Millennials are the only normal generation” theory continues to remain undefeated. we are the only ones that didn't get our brains cooked by the computer
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/08/2026
I am not rich at all but have 2 things Elon is desperately trying (but failing) to buy: a sense of humor and parents that love me
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1977khv.bsky.social @1977khv.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
always and forever this
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 26/08/2026
something else I don't think enough people are aware of is that beliefs like "homophobia/transphobia didn't exist before Western colonialism"fully depend on the "war isn't natural/real & didn't exist prehistorically"myth that we were discussing earlier you can't believe the former without the latter
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W1tch D0kt0r @w1tchd0kt0r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I checked this out, it's legitimate.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20/08/2026
i swear to god, asking: “what is the problem you are trying to solve? followed by: “what information or data do you need to solve this problem?” are like, some of the single most important questions you need to ask a stakeholder on all kinds of projects, and so many people skip it
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Props to the kid on the Bank of America marketing team who pitched this to the bosses with a straight face
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm not in the "money means nothing and debt is imaginary" fringe, but the United States has tremendous capacity to help everyone be better off, but has gaslight itself into thinking its resources are incredibly tight.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s been surprisingly little about how we are in the very last years of living memory of service in WW2.
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Department of Angela @angelaisms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Some people are just way, way too invested in the idea that the U.S. is always The Bad Guy.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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David Alman @davidalman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It is simultaneously possible that: 1) America is underprepared for the use of small one way attack drones 2) much reporting on how underprepared we are overstates its case 3) the American military would still likely win 4) Ukraine is good at using drones 5) Ukraine still wants our legacy kit
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Bryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm sorry, Hard Knocks. You can't describe something as "off the charts" while you are actively showing a chart.
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
smoking a cigarette demonstrates you’re tolerant of risk and comfortable with the idea of dying young. vaping demonstrates you’d consider getting into lego as an adult
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.
A Sesame Street book titled How to Say You're Sorry featuring Grover and Elmo.A Sesame Street book titled It's OK to Disagree featuring Elmo and Abby.A Sesame Street book called How to Be a Super Listener featuring Ji-Young and AbbyA Sesame Street book called How to Work Through Disappointment featuring Bert and Ernie.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just tried to look up the Ordovician jawless fish with the funny face and these are the things I searched for and got nothing because it was spelled SO wrong: -sacombabsis -sacombibabsis -sacobibastis The correct answer was: -sacabambaspis
Illustration of Sacabambaspis, a jawless fish from the Ordovician period.
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Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If we're discussing funny Muppet versions of stories, I've always thought it'd be funny if they did Macbeth and the only human is the guy whose only line is to tell Macbeth his wife is dead.
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Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There's something about dudes who excessively call fouls in pick up ball that turns me into, like, a 16th century samurai. "You have no honor! You bring nothing but shame to your name!"
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 29/07/2026
I’ve been saying for a while that this is all just relitigating high school clique dynamics
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Everyone loves the cyclops Polyphemus and his famous defining feature: two eyes
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Amazing scene from The Odyssey recreated with AI.

The monster is speared in eye and looks incredible.

Scene shows a giant with two eyes
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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
(on my way home) ok, perfect time to take advantage of my few after-work hours and do some chores and research so i can perform basic survival (passing under the Stupid Lazy Asshole Beam installed in my front door lintel) duhhh
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president, Spreadsheet Persons Local 153 @werrrp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the serious problem underyling all of *gestures* this is the false belief amongst millions of people that civilization now just runs itself, with no actual responsibility left for any of us
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hate when I find one of these funny
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Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Patagonia is rightfully Chilean send skeet
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And, boo! 👻 @g026r.leftblank.org · 16/07/2026
Impossible to imagine this man happy. But I would accept that these videos are his eternal torment
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Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This past year I have been deployed to the Middle East. On the 10th I finally came home & am safely back in the US. I'm grateful for the safety I experienced while overseas & am so happy to be back w/my family. This has been a long & stressful year us. I'm excited to move on to our next chapter!
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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Doug Partridge, Army Esq. @tsunamidoug.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There was this little bakery in Ansbach, Germany that had the best sandwiches. They used a house mayo that they made every day. I would stop by there every Saturday on my drive home from the gym. They closed up shop after I had been stationed there for about five months.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026
It occurs to me that America might actually be doing a better job of wrestling with its past than it gets credit for, we just don’t notice because the truly bonkers shit in other countries is in languages we can’t read
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
get equipped with dude life
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