Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 8hthe powerful human brain allows us to do an incredible array of swipes, taps, and even very complex, delicate maneuvers such as the two-finger pinch, which scientists believe allows us to zoom in 1464
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHGeorge @georgem.bsky.social · 12hreading that post about how being a billionaire is like being kicked in the head by a horse and coming away with the conclusion "I can just build a machine to hit me in the head with a horseshoe on command" 2256
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026got lightly humiliated by a vendor's technical department today. in fairness it was my fault for expecting their sales guy to respect a disclaimer that i was giving incomplete info and not just blindly move toward the shining beacon of Making a Sale 130
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHlolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm 31026230
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i got hit with food poisoning this weekend, the exciting kind that really surprises you. 0 to 60 style 130
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me: can the vibes shift already please some rude eavesdropping stranger riding a pale horse: ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴠɪʙᴇ ꜱʜɪꜰᴛ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ 060
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026finally reading The Name of the Rose and i have to admit i'm not doing a great job of registering all the 13th and 14th century monastic schisms. call me a fair weather fan 282
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098381643
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026wow! i want personal music that no one else knows or cares about. personalized books that have no basis in real perspective or meaning. personalized DoD agents who appear to me and recruit me to crack Soviet codes hidden in magazines 171
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026free daycare?? how is that supposed to appeal to, uh,,, (trying to think of someone who would never use free daycare) parents, 021
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHtyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it is difficult to remember to be kind some days and i wonder how much of that is a failing where i have to look towards myself and how much is the digital equivalent of people blasting past you in an SUV while throwing burger wrappers out their window 051
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHInterpolated, not extrapolated @oakwtf.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Still this: "I disliked Biden because [thing Trump did], and I missed Trump because [thing Biden did]. I voted for Trump again because I wanted [thing Harris promised], But I really hope that Trump doesn't [core Trump campaign promise]." 8869136
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Insisting to a crowd of worried onlookers that despite a lack of medical training I do possess "doctor-like qualities" 0214
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but how do those luscious chunks of carbon feel about the rest of us? American Science has a long way to go before these final mysteries of the cosmos are unlocked, and in the meantime, we are beset on all sides by revenants, specters, and banshees 126963
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026getting my stomach contents analyzed for free at the voc-tech forensic pathology class 110
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026all these people interviewing tilly norwood are so boring. theystart off with standard puff piece crap and then without fail it's "hello? i'm done with the interview but no one's here to let me out of the computer. ...hello?" 051
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026SCIENTISTS WHO DEVELOPED "BOGGLE": we always knew that the cubes will sometimes generate a "Qu" even when explicitly instructed not to. that's an inherent part of the model. but we have recently discovered that the cubes are capable of escaping the tray (voice trembling) which is fucking scary ok, 0122
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026jd vance "couch surfer two months into a one week stay who keeps 'forgetting' to flush the toilet" charm offensive 140
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHtyreforhyre @tyreforhyre.bsky.social · 18/09/2024"hey i have some cool code for smoothing out pixels" that's great man, keep it to your fucking self 827773
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHgeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 09/09/2023shocked to learn that mild-mannered everyday girl jennifer hamburgers has been living a secret double life as sensational recording artist jennifer cheeseburgers 219626
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHA HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 05/09/2025upscaled oaf stuns in meandering 8k 0443
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs 525526951
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHProtection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026when i read Neuromancer et al. as a kid, it was like that cartoon with the Gundam shooting at the nerd with the "war is bad" gun, except it was Armitage shooting at me with the "the rich are no longer even remotely human" gun and me going "hey, cool cyberspace!" as the bullets arced over my head 1236
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHits borb @itsborb.bsky.social · 28/03/2025its funny how my friends will always be capable of feats of sublime self-reinvention and growth whether they know it or not but the portcullis of time slammed on every one of my horizons a mere ten seconds ago 1123
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion 6570831958
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026finally watched the last season of Black Mirror 120
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026neoteny win: the disgusting baby from twilight princess has been given joe pantoliano's hairpiece from the sopranos 060
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026wandering around in my apartment saying "wowie zowie" in a Stellan Skarsgård voice 110
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities 101430255
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHJen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Adult friendship is just texting "I'm good life is kicking my ass how are you" over and over 2847342
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026they're saying it's the most effective photobiomodulation neurotechtronic craniowearable on. the. market 040
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHReba @reba.bsky.social · 20/06/2026one day I will be like 80 years old and brushing my teeth and thinking about something stupid I said when I was 22 and then yelling “fuck! Christ!” in my shitty little old person apartment 2036133
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026These outages are inevitable - either learn a skill now or get left behind forever 624053
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Doctor Doctor reported me for news-seeking behavior 04810
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026being peer pressured to become that homie who gives a piercing wail when pulled from the soil to fulfill a specific homie quota 180
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Therapist: Well what sorts of thoughts have been bothering you? Me: I feel like if I was really different people would feel a different way about me. Therapist: I mean that is just nothing. I can't do anything with that. 436256
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHA HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025(so tired it feels like my eyes have stopped keeping themselves wet) i should get some sleep. this is such a responsible thought that i deserve to watch another youtube video or whatever. (skin begins to crack) i'm basically king solomon 092
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHA HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025on the weekend, no matter what time i decide i should go to bed, it shows my great perspicacity. even if i stay up another hour after that 181
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHA HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 24/03/2025paging through all life's loading screen tips to figure out how the sleep mechanic is supposed to work but it's all stuff like "Rent is due on the first of the month." or "Pets provide a sizable bonus to photograph ratings." 083
Reposted by A HUNGRY MOUTHCliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026an even more ominous sign in an incident report than extremely specific time of day: a diagram of where each person was standing 17214
A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026leaving audio logs around my bathroom so someone can piece together what went wrong 050
