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👻Really Spooky Smith👻

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Author of Even a Dog Enlists, Why Not You? and Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir. Formerly a US Army, MI, UN, NATO, etc. guy. Currently a Regular Human Person goofing off on Bluesky. www.amazon.com/stores/Sean-Smith/au…

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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 25m
"The duality of man"
Pedro Pascal with the caption "they seem nice but i don't want to bother them like some kind of creep."

Gollum with the caption "I think you can supercharge your NoFap journey if you are able to get some sunlight on your genitals. Sunbathing increases testosterone production, but exposing your genitals to sunlight increases testosterone production even more (up to 200%)!"
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 1h
It's gonna bring back DDT, isn't it?
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 1h
I think I've tried blogging like 4 times and they all died from lack of interest (from myself and/or would-be readers, depending). I *think* this was my last attempt:
rankabsurdity.bearblog.dev
I Was Wrong About Everything
While I was working on my memoir back in 2022, I had certain assumptions about who its audience might be and how it might be received by certain people. Thes...
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 3h
Cancel me all you want, but I'm just going to say it: The emancipation of grease trap goblins was a mistake.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 3h
I've succumbed to online peer pressure.
My profile changed to 👻 Really Spooky Smith 👻with evil red laser eyes on my profile pick and dancing skeletons in the background banner
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 3h
Again, if the guy running an anti-Trump campaign in Jeezus Land makes you mad just by mentioning Jeezus, I don't know what to tell you lmao
KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 4h
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Meet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little Arms
Alt: Meet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little Arms
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 5h
The real efficiency is just adding espresso machines and milk frothers to the MTOE for battalion & higher staff sections. "Sir, it says here in the new regulations that we can't make cappuccinos after 1000 hours."
Frothy coffee with a :( face in the foam
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Rob is reading Macedonian Logistics🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 8h
My god he's done it again
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8h
A head that simply transcends any attempt to crop a picture of it.
Vincent Price as Egghead from the 60s Batman TV series with an oversized head
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nanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 16h
YOU hate Nader for throwing the 2000 election. I hate Nader for ushering in the era of Consumer as a primary political identity, touting the tort system as an alternative to normal democratic deliberation, and making things generally work worse in the USA.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8h
The greatest Millenium Falcon gunnery simulator.
The rear facing seats with grab handles in the pickuo bed that came with the Subaru Brat
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Cosgrove_Outdoors @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social · 11h
One thing is very reliable, you don’t get released on bail for explosives / terrorism charges…you get held for the full 14 days and then get fucked to the full extent of the law. However if you’re a pillock doing crime in the wrong place and cop to it when you get lifted you do.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8h
So it's looking like the arrested terrorists in the UK airfield thing might be more akin to the comedy b-plot in one of Guy Ritchie's old crime movies? *sigh* "This, too, is counterintelligence."
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 22h
Heavy music.
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(BETTER QUALITY!) Living Colour performing "Cult Of Personality" on Arsenio
YouTube video by heylad
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fitting how this shitass can't be trusted with anything more lethal than a felt tip Sharpie.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Attacking a guy by making him sound cool as hell.
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Hoosier Homer is reading With Zeal & With Bayonet Only by Spring @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
found one
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"but this also means you, the shy author" FINE, if I *have to*
amazon.com
Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir
Amazon.com: Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir eBook : Smith, Sean M.: Kindle Store
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Irony jumped the tracks, careened down the embankment, crashed through a circus, drove over a mink farm, and finaly plowed into a protected wetland where it rolled over, leaking oil, and exploded, raining down smoking clown shrapnel and flaming weasels all over the countryside." -Stonekettle
Three clips from Mark Rubio:

"Iran is run by radical people who believe it's their religious calling to bring about the apocalypse."

"Any time Iran gets money, they choose to spend that money on military weapons rather than on their people."

"One of the problems with Cuba is it's fueled by corruption and theft where a handful of ndividuals are lining their pockets at the expense of the entire country."
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Longtime clown says clown shit you say?
@KurtSchlichter
Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter
26 years ago tonight on my 26th birthday, my canteens froze walking between my platoon's fighting positions in Saudi Arabia. This is better.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's also clear a lot of dudes were never considered trustworthy enough by a woman to let them in on the kind of shit they have to deal with even at 1% the intensity of this story.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Internal reformists under late-stage capitalism will inevitably be turned into monster clowns by Joker Gas® which Mao likened to
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hold my bottle of Wild Turkey 101"
Pantera hit #1 on the Billboard 200 with "Far Beyond Driven"
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1960s era TV Batman & Robin with the caption "OK"
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when the usual suspects beat themselves off raw over this meme, and then everything from the last 2 years happened? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Bomber labeled "Democrats" with a gay pride flag, etc.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Missed opportunity, should have been a pizza diavola.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"There has never been a protracted 'debate me' from which a poster has benefited" - Skeet Tzu
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen, all my posts can't be bangers is all I'm saying.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, I haven't received a diagnosis *in writing* so
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David Rossi: Can You Prove It?
Alt: David Rossi: Can You Prove It?
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Europeans are laughing and/or wincing at Trumpmerica, and rightfully so, but a bunch of then have some candidate at home named like Tromper La Merde who is a fascist but can tell a salad fork from a dinner fork who's polling like a champ.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PSA:
Spock from Star Trek with the caption WHAT YOU WANT IS IRRELEVANT, WHAT YOU'VE CHOSEN IS AT HAND
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've owned faster cars, and I've owned nicer cars, but my 2006 Subaru WRX was the most *fun*, and I'm not sure it's that close.
Black 2006 Subaru WRX TR like the one I used to own.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Stares at hot air hand dryer*
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
Alt: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a Saudi major and a Kuwaiti captain in the unclassified portions of my captain's career course and it was some Jeeves & Wooster shit.
Jeeves and Wooster scene (the Fry & Laurie version) with Wooster looking dopey
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*taps the sign*
"They want the benefits of patriarchy without having to perform any masculinity, and that was never the fucking deal."
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You see me now, a veteran Of a thousand Twitter wars I've been living on the edge so long Where the winds of wokeness roar And I'm young enough to cancel And far too old to skeet All the scars are on the inside
youtu.be
Veteran of the Psychic Wars
YouTube video by Blue Öyster Cult - Topic
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 1-2 punch of the Ghibli and the Bora was incredible.
Better view of the Maserati Ghibli Black Maserati Bora looking rad as hell
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's morbidly fascinating is how completely cooked in the brain guys at the outer edge of this crap can get. We rightly focus on how much they hate women, but incels in particular have talked themselves into a doctrine that says they're incurable and should give up and die and/or do murders.
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What The Fuck Man Wtf
Alt: What The Fuck Man Wtf
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exhibit 2,000,000,000 of "Men who won't shut up about masculinity while not exhibiting any."
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Originality is overrated when it comes to Star Wars, and it's all going to come down to the execution. I've only written things nobody asked for and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol what is even the point anymore
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally someone trying to bring Bluesky together. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't cite Mahan when talking about the Navy, but I did reference how Mahan opposed banning chemical weapons, on the basis of "Dead is dead, so what?"
World War I is infamous for being the fi rst war to feature the serious 
use of battlefi eld chemical weapons, but this didn’t come entirely 
out of the blue. The potential of poison gas being used in warfare 
was already a mainstream concern by 1899, when 29 countries 
including France, Germany and the United Kingdom all ratifi ed the 
Hague Declaration to “agree to abstain from the use of projectiles 
the sole object of which is the diff usion of asphyxiating or deleteri-
ous gases.”1
 Notable by its absence from the list of signatories was 
the United States, whose rationale seemed to be that the whole idea 
of the treaty was unnecessary. Quoting the U.S. representative to the 
conference, Alfred Thayer Mahan, already world famous as a naval 
historian and proponent of the importance of sea power: EVEN A DOG ENLISTS, WHY NOT YOU?
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It was illogical and not demonstrably humane to be tender 
about asphyxiating men with gas, when all were prepared to 
admit that it was allowable to blow the bottom out of an iron-
clad [warship] at midnight, throwing four or five hundred men 
into the sea, to be choked by water, with scarcely the remotest 
chance of escape.2
The more cynical reader might assume the United States wouldn’t 
stake out a position like that unless it was already working on chem-
ical weapons, or at least was seriously planning to. However, there 
doesn’t seem to be any evidence that it was, and it seems clear the 
Army was no more ready to engage in chemical warfare in 1917 
than it was ready to properly employ machine guns, artillery, tanks, 
or aircraft. Actual signatories to the declaration France and Great 
Britain both dabbled in chemical agents starting in 1914, but these 
efforts focused on developing various forms of tear gas, which all 
seem to have been ineffective as battlefield weapons.3
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People who defend Batman & Robin (1997) as "camp" have lost the plot and need to be force-fed the 1966-68 Batman series stat.
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Not Today Mad - Intense Look
Alt: Eartha Kitt as Catwoman with a spectacular glare
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Single Female Lawyer @singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The “gift links/gift articles” feed is imho BS’s best feature Any article floating around the skyline—you can almost always access via gift link from that feed
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've only heard of it because of the disc horse around people not having heard of it. If you think I'm chasing "cultural cachet" and not just an old who was never a cool kid I don't know what to say lmao
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Dr. Evil's 'I'm Hip' Moment in Austin Powers
Alt: Dr. Evil's 'I'm Hip' Moment in Austin Powers
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Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fox News
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