👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 1hI think I've tried blogging like 4 times and they all died from lack of interest (from myself and/or would-be readers, depending). I *think* this was my last attempt:rankabsurdity.bearblog.devI Was Wrong About EverythingWhile I was working on my memoir back in 2022, I had certain assumptions about who its audience might be and how it might be received by certain people. Thes... 030
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 3hCancel me all you want, but I'm just going to say it: The emancipation of grease trap goblins was a mistake. 180
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 3hAgain, if the guy running an anti-Trump campaign in Jeezus Land makes you mad just by mentioning Jeezus, I don't know what to tell you lmao 1111
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 4hHow would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comMeet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little ArmsAlt: Meet The Robinsons: T-Rex's Big Head, Little Arms 130
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 5hThe real efficiency is just adding espresso machines and milk frothers to the MTOE for battalion & higher staff sections. "Sir, it says here in the new regulations that we can't make cappuccinos after 1000 hours." 1140
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Rob is reading Macedonian Logistics🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 8hMy god he's done it again 0185
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8hA head that simply transcends any attempt to crop a picture of it. 180
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻nanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 16hYOU hate Nader for throwing the 2000 election. I hate Nader for ushering in the era of Consumer as a primary political identity, touting the tort system as an alternative to normal democratic deliberation, and making things generally work worse in the USA. 16549102
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8hThe greatest Millenium Falcon gunnery simulator. 2132
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Cosgrove_Outdoors @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social · 11hOne thing is very reliable, you don’t get released on bail for explosives / terrorism charges…you get held for the full 14 days and then get fucked to the full extent of the law. However if you’re a pillock doing crime in the wrong place and cop to it when you get lifted you do. 1145
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 8hSo it's looking like the arrested terrorists in the UK airfield thing might be more akin to the comedy b-plot in one of Guy Ritchie's old crime movies? *sigh* "This, too, is counterintelligence." 3151
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 22hHeavy music.youtu.be(BETTER QUALITY!) Living Colour performing "Cult Of Personality" on ArsenioYouTube video by heylad 271
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fitting how this shitass can't be trusted with anything more lethal than a felt tip Sharpie. 070
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Attacking a guy by making him sound cool as hell. 619028
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Hoosier Homer is reading With Zeal & With Bayonet Only by Spring @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026found one 4181
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"but this also means you, the shy author" FINE, if I *have to*amazon.comRank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military MemoirAmazon.com: Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir eBook : Smith, Sean M.: Kindle Store 131
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Irony jumped the tracks, careened down the embankment, crashed through a circus, drove over a mink farm, and finaly plowed into a protected wetland where it rolled over, leaking oil, and exploded, raining down smoking clown shrapnel and flaming weasels all over the countryside." -Stonekettle 4319
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Longtime clown says clown shit you say? 390
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's also clear a lot of dudes were never considered trustworthy enough by a woman to let them in on the kind of shit they have to deal with even at 1% the intensity of this story. 160
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Internal reformists under late-stage capitalism will inevitably be turned into monster clowns by Joker Gas® which Mao likened to 060
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Hold my bottle of Wild Turkey 101" 260
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Remember when the usual suspects beat themselves off raw over this meme, and then everything from the last 2 years happened? Pepperidge Farm remembers. 2271
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." 071
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Missed opportunity, should have been a pizza diavola. 040
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"There has never been a protracted 'debate me' from which a poster has benefited" - Skeet Tzu 050
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Listen, all my posts can't be bangers is all I'm saying. 040
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean, I haven't received a diagnosis *in writing* sostatic.klipy.comDavid Rossi: Can You Prove It?Alt: David Rossi: Can You Prove It? 1100
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Europeans are laughing and/or wincing at Trumpmerica, and rightfully so, but a bunch of then have some candidate at home named like Tromper La Merde who is a fascist but can tell a salad fork from a dinner fork who's polling like a champ. 1162
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've owned faster cars, and I've owned nicer cars, but my 2006 Subaru WRX was the most *fun*, and I'm not sure it's that close. 1140
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*Stares at hot air hand dryer*static.klipy.comJordan Peele Sweating MemeAlt: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme 130
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had a Saudi major and a Kuwaiti captain in the unclassified portions of my captain's career course and it was some Jeeves & Wooster shit. 1151
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You see me now, a veteran Of a thousand Twitter wars I've been living on the edge so long Where the winds of wokeness roar And I'm young enough to cancel And far too old to skeet All the scars are on the insideyoutu.beVeteran of the Psychic WarsYouTube video by Blue Öyster Cult - Topic 260
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The 1-2 punch of the Ghibli and the Bora was incredible. 2100
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What's morbidly fascinating is how completely cooked in the brain guys at the outer edge of this crap can get. We rightly focus on how much they hate women, but incels in particular have talked themselves into a doctrine that says they're incurable and should give up and die and/or do murders.static.klipy.comWhat The Fuck Man WtfAlt: What The Fuck Man Wtf 1233
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exhibit 2,000,000,000 of "Men who won't shut up about masculinity while not exhibiting any." 1131
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Originality is overrated when it comes to Star Wars, and it's all going to come down to the execution. I've only written things nobody asked for and take no pleasure in reporting this. 040
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026lol what is even the point anymore 1116229
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Finally someone trying to bring Bluesky together. Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump 020
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I didn't cite Mahan when talking about the Navy, but I did reference how Mahan opposed banning chemical weapons, on the basis of "Dead is dead, so what?" 050
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People who defend Batman & Robin (1997) as "camp" have lost the plot and need to be force-fed the 1966-68 Batman series stat.static.klipy.comNot Today Mad - Intense LookAlt: Eartha Kitt as Catwoman with a spectacular glare 180
Reposted by 👻Really Spooky Smith👻Single Female Lawyer @singlefemalelawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The “gift links/gift articles” feed is imho BS’s best feature Any article floating around the skyline—you can almost always access via gift link from that feed 095
👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've only heard of it because of the disc horse around people not having heard of it. If you think I'm chasing "cultural cachet" and not just an old who was never a cool kid I don't know what to say lmaostatic.klipy.comDr. Evil's 'I'm Hip' Moment in Austin PowersAlt: Dr. Evil's 'I'm Hip' Moment in Austin Powers 180