The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026rewatching the terminator movies for research 0143
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock 219247
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why fall in love when you can fall into an active volcano? 918879
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026apparently if you buy enough hamsters, the city will contact you 2328
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026was it your baby? is the baby in the house? 120
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/09/2026taking candy from a baby is actually not easy at all. i hear the baby’s cry every night as i try to sleep. haunted by the look in their eyes every time i close mine 822346
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026friend: you must really like teeth to want to become a dentist me: i hate teeth friend: then why become a dentist me: so i can take them out 140
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026why aren’t there ziplock bags big enough to put people in? 010
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no one talks about how the literacy crisis is affecting ouijia board sales 1289
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ask your doctor if dying alone is right for you 020
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026walking into a dispensary dressed like the caterpillar from alice in wonderland 085
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You have died from eating Oregon Trail Mix 25318
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the road not taken is where robert frost hunts his prey 033
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026*mouthing “it’s complicated” every time someone tries to signal to me my fly is down* 021
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026thinking about lying to all my friends for the plot 040
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026instant gratification isn’t enough. gratification should anticipate what i want 524682
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 02/08/2026*putting a fitness watch connected to strava on a wild coyote to fuck with my runner friends who bullied me onto the app* 141
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026GREEK SOLDIER: *whispering* do you have a girlfriend OTHER GREEK SOLDIER: *also whispering* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different horse 110115
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Little Women 2: Even Littler 47899152
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Mugger [pulling out knife]: give me all your money Me [pulling out bigger knife]: actually, how bout you give me all your honey? Mugger: [bursts into a swarm of bees and flies off, leaving behind a delicious honeycomb] 07112
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 02/08/2026as an empath, i can sense when i’m annoyed with people 053
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026you okay? zodiac more than 6 times? 000
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026me: i like animals also me: *finding out people are technically animals* i like most animals 050
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 27/07/2026me: am i a bad per- friend: yes me: i didn’t finish friend: oh, sorry. please finish me: person? friend: yes 0165
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 27/07/2026it’s a herpe eat herpe world out there 010
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i thought they were just hiding cold sores 140
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i just accept that some people are going to think i’m weird or an asshole and move on. i don’t need everyone to get me, but just a few solid relationships. keep strong, friend 010
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/07/2026lol. i am also autistic. this communication has been entirely an autism 110
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/07/2026so you’re saying i meet industry standards? 120
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/07/2026me: *on my first day as a chiropractor* that neck was broken when i got here 1686
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now 363083817
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 15/07/2026me: this is a crazy mad lib you have me filling out cop: that’s a confession 032
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026is that a gun in your pocket or are you just omg ok you’re robbing me 224061
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026crying rn, but like in a romantic way 020
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026doctor: it’s not looking good me: *standing in the doorway having just walked in* you haven’t even done any tests yet doctor: *pointing at all of me* it’s pretty obvious 041
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026me: looks like my secret admirer left me another note friend: what does it say? me: “notice of eviction” 041
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/02/2024(reflectively) am i a good enough consumer 110114
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/07/2026pitch forks and tuning forks sound like they should be related 1624967
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i mail my memes to be more romantic 0114
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“i warn you, sir. i am spineless” i collapse to the floor and snail crawl my way out the door 0145
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 27/05/2024*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face* 21986254
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026ask your doctor if being haunted by a small victorian child is right for you 2277
