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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇

@sashette.bsky.social
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Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter. Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME. Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire. LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.

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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 30m
Just seen someone complaining that they could't take their dog into A&E. A&E. It's not even eight in the bloody morning yet.
A viscacha, a floofy grey rodent that looks like a rabbit and a chinchilla had a fat baby, sits human like and peers at the camera. They, like me, appear to be 100% done with this shit.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 1h
We thankfully did remember the WFRP4e rules last night and Fortune Points started to see some use, turning frowns upside down. Also we tested to see if the "whisper roll to GM" function on the Roll20 VTT character sheet works, and we're happy to report it does!
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Evangeline Sorrel @forestoath.bsky.social · 10h
From PBTA going from the cool new kid on the block to the old indie tradition in all these years one fact remains the same: nobody reads their damn rules properly.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 15h
Realised I've become an evangelist about A Thing. But... You really *do* need to listen to the audiobook productions, before you completely dismiss it. No, I realise this doesn't help if you don't do audiobooks. Yes, I can see how a lot of this, humour and drama alike, may fall flat on the page.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 16h
Fellas, please do not stick your trouser truncheon into a steaming hot mug of soup. I don't care if it was "whispering sweet nothings" to you. Especially if you were making the soup for me. I'm not kink shaming, I just want my soup unromanced, and hold the "dollop of sour cream" you just promised.
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 18h
Let's get this movie made! Mr. Jackson can can direct this as an apology for Meet the Feebles!
One of my sketches, with Muppets as Lord of the Rings characters.

I tried Grover Monster as Gimili, son of Gloin. and then Sweetums as the Balrog, Burt as Smegol, Erine as Frodo , The Swedish Chef as Sarumon, and Mean Carl as a Mean Uruk Hai saying Kill the halflings!
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 18h
I've got too many films I love in this category, so I'll pick one that I've not seen come up this far.
youtu.be
Good Bye Lenin! (2003) Trailer HD | Daniel Brühl | Katrin Saß
YouTube video by TrailerHome
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 20h
Multiple things crashing together at the moment to make life complex and emotions difficult.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"My goal is to become inescapable" sounds ominous but that's only because it is
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sudden urge to do a "BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!" hack of this.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sudden urge to do a "BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!" hack of this.
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ringa ringa roses @zyla.top · 28/09/2026
HEY IM BAWKIN HERE
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about doing sausages for tea, lads.
static.klipy.com
Man Holding Sausage
Alt: A Very Normal Fantasy Man from Very Normal Fantasy Island, excitedly waving a sausage. Everything about this is Very Normal.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3455 prefers the classics
Two bunnies are standing near a record player, and one starts to play their preferred record, "Something Else" by the Kinks. Next to him, the second bunny is miffed that she can't play her preferred record, "Room On Fire" by the Strokes.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, that's a really cute mug. 👀
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Nat would like Steve to be more considerate. Steve would like to see Nat destitute and denigrated."
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 27/09/2026
Super stoked that the comic has been moved over to @leaflet.pub ! You can now read the whole 300+ pages and subscribe for updates when the new season starts! #comics #webcomics
nowherecomic.com
Nowhere
Nowhere is a fantasy-action comic by Sygnin & Wayne Santos. Made with Leaflet.pub
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely bizarre that a right-wing streamer and his massive community of chuds can openly set out their agenda to dominate and ruin a game, demonstrate just how they're going to do it once the game is out of beta and yet the huge company developing the game is just... doing nothing.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back when I was getting a posh coffee every time I went to work, I only experienced this twice. Once, it was a complex but regular order, the person reeling it off by rote; the barista immediately knowing what they wanted. The other... well "and a chai latte, ABSOLUTELY NO CARDAMOM!" haunts me. 🙃
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm only aware of The Last Ringbearer because of an acquainted edgiest edgelord that ever went up to the edge was always harping on about it. He self described as "a rationalist," REALLY liked Ready Player One (the book) and went on to be a massive transphobe. Make of that what you will.
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John @wildpark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ran a brief UA game in the 00’s based on a similar concept called “Mind The Gap” with a character sheet design based on the tube map.
An Unknown Armies TREPG character sheet designed using elements from the iconic London Underground map. Original concept for the LU map Harry Beck.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The kid puts up with years of dysfunction from a shitty parent, and then, one day, finally understands they would never change/would never care. So, they cut their losses and save themselves. But "she cut contact over a haircut" makes the kid sound crazy, so that becomes the parent's story.
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think our general appreciation for wizards and witches and barbarians and fairies and dragons and shit has gotten dangerously low
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Men: Why do women like Reacher so much? Women:
Jack Reacher, a large white man with a brick shithouse for a father and a monster truck for a mother, sits in the front passenger seat of a minivan, half smile on his face and a fluffy white kitten in his arms. Gritty's #1 fan, Philly Detective Tamara Green is driving, and yer cop uncle is sat in the back.
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All my beloved lesbian vampire OCs so far...i was put on this earth to draw beautiful evil women
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tangentially reminded that the final US Civil War monthly pension payment was made in May 2020, one hundred and fifty five years after the war ended.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Submissions open in FIVE DAYS. Are you ready?
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Demigirlboss @demigirlboss.win · 25/09/2026
This Is How You Lose The Time War got me feelin' like.
BORN TO YEARN
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Feel It All 2020
410,757,864,530 KISSED LIPS
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since I'm sat here thinking about one-shots, I wonder if people agree with me on this one: In a one-shot, if you're intending to have the players make a Big Moral Choice™️, it should either be the first or the last big choice of the session. Either have it impact the whole game, or be its climax.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A game... by a ttrpg Steve, *for* ttrpg Steves?! Oh no. Oh, no, no, no!
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Cukur Sena Scared
Alt: A young woman, hyperventilating at the thought of all the TTRPG Steves coming together to be Steve at the table.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love people's creativity with OCs as an art / writing project, and I'm even willing to sit down and talk if someone wants to bring their existing OC into a #ttrpg campaign, with caveats and compromise. Nine times out of ten, they're happier creating a new OC from the campaign and spinning it out.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dreamed I was on a pub crawl with @maddambeltaine.bsky.social for his birthday. He was wearing the most heinously elaborate jester's motley you can imagine, and more was added to it after every pub. It was also magical, yet undefined. I am absolutely knackered.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I'm using pregens outside of a con (say for testing a system or running a one shot for friends) I'll deliver a player a complete package: names, images and all. I'll let them know they're free to pick name, gender, or other small changes before play. Most often, all they add is a nickname.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tangentially reminded that the final US Civil War monthly pension payment was made in May 2020, one hundred and fifty five years after the war ended.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 24/09/2026
early bird
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✨Renée di Cherri✨ @cherri.tv · 24/09/2026
im doing my part
a yorkie in a little black turtleneck same yorkie laying down with wide eyes in turtlneck
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honestly, perhaps the saddest thing about the able bodied assimilation and infuriating misuse of "spoons" is that most of them have never read the original essay on chronic illness. I'm sure many of them would be appalled by what they've done by co-opting language to describe their minor ailments.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was diagnosed in 2007, following a long process that began in 2006. Through pacing and "rest exercises" I managed to stay in full time employment until 2010 and part time employment until 2017. I was essentially left to my own devices after 2008. The rest was all me, figuring out what worked.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 24/09/2026
Ok it’s rough but whatever - Happy Bi Visibility dayyyyy 🩷💜💙! #elfenjoyers #ocs
Art if my OC Fen holding a big flag with the bi pride colors
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Drew @ladyofrivendell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kaia, Kalahari's mom, when she found a baby Goblin and decided to raise him like one of her kits. Kalahari has two brothers and one sister!! I can't wait to draw them alllll 🧡 #Vulpera #Goblin #WorldofWarcraft #WarcraftArt
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you see this, quote with your Night/ Dark Art!
Art for MTG card Bloodbat Summoner
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korraiko @korraiko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you see this, quote with your Night/ Dark Art!
The digital illustration showing a woman in a dark dress holding a scythe. The cathedral and red sky are in the background
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, no. Oh, no no no. I'm watching this week's Slow Horses and my brain, my treacherous, fickle brain goes "huh, I guess you find Harry Lloyd attractive now?" How dare you do this to me, brain? How fucking dare you.
A photo of Harry Lloyd, a giraffe necked man with an intense stare.
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇 @sashette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hearing Gary Oldman deliver "the Womble of Wall Street" is just what I needed today. 😸
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two kids persuaded the head teacher that they’d “written a song” and he let them perform it in assembly. The song was a keyboard ‘funk’ preset with them repeating the words “electro chicken” in vocoder voices for five minutes.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lore-Accurate, Canon, BattleTech meme.
MEETING BEGINS:

Clan Wolf: "Trothkin, the invasion is not going well. What ideas have you to defeat these honorless surats of the inner sphere?"

Clan Smoke Jaguar: "War Crimes."

Clan Ghost Bear: "American Football."

Clan Diamond Shark: "Logistics: spare parts, ammunition, and in-theater supply chain expansion."

Wolf: *glares*

Diamond Shark: *stares*

Diamond Shark: *thrown from window*
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