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Matt D.

@tomorroejones.bsky.social
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Once went viral on the old place for dunking on Ted Cruz. If you have the opportunity, I highly recommend it. www.patreon.com/mattdoucette

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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@dankmccoy.bsky.social to the white courtesy phone
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"On Monday, I can take a Zoom call from a Mexico City Airbnb that used to be a family’s house, and on Tuesday, I can send an email from a short-term rental in Bali that was once a women’s shelter. I bill my employer for the time I spend on my Instagram." buff.ly/CsWhmEy
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My Remote Job Gives Me the Freedom to Displace People All Over the World
“By working remotely, I break down boundaries. I’m a traveler and a worker, a learner, and a teacher. I’m a digital nomad and a real-life colonist.” 9/14/23 ...
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agree! Seems like we should do everything we can to stop media companies from being controlled by his cronies!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!" Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
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Zach D Roberts @zdroberts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Among the many reasons why… www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/b...
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At DraftKings, AI Targets the Gamblers Likeliest to Lose (Gift Article)
Data science helps determine who receives betting incentives, but the company has resisted using similar technology to protect gamblers at risk of addiction.
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19/09/2026
This is why I think it's so important to push back against the personification of LLMs. If a person shoots someone while wearing a hand puppet, they can't claim the hand puppet did the murder.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
… the greatest theft of labor in human history…….. *blinks Black / Indigenous / Guyanesely* Does at his mean everybody will admit that teh philosophy around AI is closer to slavery than just about “intellectual property” Or we gone keep making the American mistake
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine spending the years of effort and personal sacrifice to get into Harvard University and they want you to use the Sniffing Your Own Farts Machine.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you read Kraft’s statement, both this headline and the article it links to are enormously misleading. Kraft says he’s been asked to donate, doesn’t say he has, and doesn’t mention any charities. Readers could be forgiven for thinking Kraft had donated to the charities listed in the text.
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Marc Andreessen ass muffin
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026
The Stanford Prison Experiment is taught in psychology classes as what NOT to do. The professor leading the experiment interfered directly when he wasn't getting the results he wanted, ordering the "guard" students to be more cruel and encouraging the meanest of them. It's thoroughly discredited.
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Dr. Omega 🦞 @theomegageek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The people have spoken. Redistribute their GPs to more deserving areas and make them apply for a visa if they need to visit the hospital in the next town over.
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thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Embarrassing that the intercept is the only outlet with a take in this direction
theintercept.com
Osama Bin Laden Won
The architect of the September 11 attacks dreamed of the destruction of America. In the last 25 years, his wish has come true.
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People are *terrified* to consider gender closely. Like, down to their bones, violently terrified. It’s exhausting.
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“The recipe doesn’t mention fire…”
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The weeks after 9/11 were filled with unhinged Islamophobia and any claim that we were completely united explicitly places them on the outside of who you consider to be American
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everyone still using X is using a website that produces and distributes CSAM. It is disgusting and immoral and nobody has any excuse for not being fully aware at this point.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/09/2026
Aftermath is a website that only exists because of paid reader subscriptions, so if you enjoy the work we do please consider supporting us directly. We have big plans! Your support can help us get there! aftermath.site/aftermath-subs...
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
(Takes '500 Miles' off the dance playlist) (And yes, I've put it into DJ sets before, it works) (But, you know, fuck transphobia and all that)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
worst trip I've ever had, and I've had some bad trips
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
globalnews.ca
Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They should invent a way out that isn’t through.
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Melody Joy Kramer @mkramer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Our tips line is now available in Spanish. 😁
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Rose Peskova ♀︎♀︎♀︎ Mother of Mountains @rozietoez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I desperately need people to understand that women aren't people under Patriarchy, we're commodities, and that people rendered as commodities with fewer perceived selling points are not somehow less commodified.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So many people don’t get how “I don’t have much money but I’m gonna put the tiny bit I have into at least something” is so much more appealing than “lol spinning the free art slot machine fuck me and fuck you dumb shits” is.
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The operative word in "Protect our women!" is not "women" but "our".
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
theguardian.com
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
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Jamie @itsthejam.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026
A Labor Day reminder- No contract, no coffee.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Write it on the blackboard a thousand times: they will have to demolish the ballroom, the arch and so forth. They will have to make a show of it. You will get the usual sons of bitches saying we don’t do that in this country. We do now. That is not emotion, it’s politics. To do less is dereliction.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/09/2026
a lot of people doubted how much the british media genuinely cared about integrity in academia and now is a great chance for the british media to prove that they’re not just gullible racists!
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Labor Day isn't a monument to a fight already won. It's a reminder the fight never stopped. Nurses standing up to Palantir. Starbucks Union boycotting their employer. Teachers and engineers threaten to strike. Worker protections under attack. That wasn't 1894. That was this week.
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rahm Emmanuel super sucks. Since I haven’t seen it come up in a while, he was the basis for Josh Lyman in The West Wing, just in case you wonder what exactly has changed politically since the Clinton White House.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 03/09/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW

"Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

the art is of an old desktop computer feathered with arrows
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching the new Harry Potter series is a clear signal that you'll support JK Rowling no matter how many lives she takes. It shows that holocaust denial and destroying human rights groups isn't a deal-breaker for you. It has never been easier to take the right side of history.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First of the month
static.klipy.com
Rent Due
Alt: Frankie Faison, in Coming to America, delivering the greatest line read in the history of cinema.
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rabbit rabbit
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if you watch it you tell WB to keep making more Potter stuff and you show them that directly funding JKR’s transphobia, that she LITERALLY uses to strip trans women’s rights away, is not a dealbreaker how could i ever feel safe around someone who buys her the boots she uses to step on my neck?
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Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Every time outlets publish the chat logs of people who committed violence or suicide after talking to AI I am, like, so consumed with rage and disgust I feel physically sick. The people making these things should never get a good night's sleep again in their lives
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Matt D. @tomorroejones.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I genuinely believe that an experienced government wonk was explaining The Way The World Works and they used the term “American Soft Power” and these idiots decided they didn’t want that without learning what it meant. That’s how you get a trade war with Canada.
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