thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 31mWhen a grifter posts some outrageous comment, that's reprobait 020
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 2hSure am looking forward to a 12-18 month quasi election campaign focussed on australia's pet subject, about which we are very cool and rational, immigration 021
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 18hI don't think this cat knows about DST. Should I stagger meal times to help her adjust? 200
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thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Only time I've ever used AI was to ask it this question verbatim. The answer was quite impressive to be fair 121
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*me shaving* There was an old man named Michael Finnegan He grew whiskers on his chin-again They wind came in and blew them in again Poor old Michael Finnegan Begin again 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Never underestimate the power of women. Lina Khan took the Emperor's clothes off right in front of them 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There should be a "hide posts I've liked or reposted" feature 120
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026After the footy I read Sally Rooney's meditation on being excellent with balls. It's a hum dingerarchive.is 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The fuck Dangar Bowlo? Now I have to listen to it 110
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Looking after a cat for like the third time in my life and finding myself doing the Patricia Lockwood voice 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The King Parrots are the kindly and meek. May they find the seeds they seek 192
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Atwood said, "men are afraid women will laugh at them, and women are afraid men will kill them". The former goes double when your nuts are wrapped around a pole and your're surrounded by older girls in bikinis 020
Reposted by thomas irvineeggs @thewetmale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I am the official supplier of grip-o for the #nrlwgf, as well as the official supplier of butter for the food vendors at Stadium Australia, I’m pretty certain I labelled those two barrels correctly and I look forward to the further challenges of this exciting distribution and logistics role. 081
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just now at the smoking section of The Angler's Rest in Brooklyn Oldmate 1: Looks like he's got a flat Oldmate 2: Tell 'im I'll change it for 100 bucks Oldmate 1: Nah, he's white Oldmate 2: 50 bucks All: *hysterics* Rotten bloody country 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Simply unacceptable for regional and remote towns, with even fairly modest populations, to be deprived of this essential public service. I've heard of Wingham and now Walgett, there must be others 331
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think we all expected that the interregnum between the old world dying and the new world being born would involve the Pope interrogating the Cartesian piece of wax 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was just reminded that the seppo poindexters named their musical notes after fractions, like they're in a loveless marriage with music 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Greens are very good at making people talk about The Greens. A singular failure on their part that it's been 34yrs and that's their greatest achievement 030
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extremely funny that Australia got suckered into hosting the olympics again 111
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026116 years ago and Everett True is the woke af protagonist of a regular newspaper cartoon 110
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've been having a half hour convo in whistles, warbles, and clicks with this parrot and it's only day two alone on the island 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Settings -> Extra Settings -> Configuration -> Special Configuration -> Power Users -> Dangerous Do Not Open -> Uncheck the box that says "check to opt out" 001
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thinking about how 90s aussie ad execs saw fit to use Guantanamera, a patriotic Cuban anthem in solidarity with the poor of the world, to market One Tonne Rodeos and also Munch on Muncheros 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm cat sitting on Dangar listening to a podcast called Screeching Parrots, it's really good 140
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pubs around me are increasingly putting up "toilets for customers only" signs, to fend off desperate delivery riders. That's a cruel, mean narrowing and it should be a requirement of the liquor licence that their toilets are open to all 000
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026RAM supply set to worsen, says one third of the cartel 111
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I cannot believe how many stupid americans I have to hear about. Naturally, as a citizen of a vassal state, I have an interest in the so called rules based order but a good many of the buggers deserve a century of humiliation 040
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This was a treatise on political economy in a single tweet 000
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am the very model of a miner, bank, or shopping chain, My balance sheets are tenuous to ATO I do explain, I know all of the front bench and I've slipped them all a fiver I run my bloody business like a sauced up drinking driver 172
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 30/09/20261) Set an alarm for an important task 2) Do the task 3) Alarm goes off the second task is done 4) Mild annoyance 000
Reposted by thomas irvineDavid C. Simon @davidcsimon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Swamp Wallaby mother and joey. 26519
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is there going to be one vote each with Larissa Waters deciding it? 000
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026m.youtube.comThe Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved iconYouTube video by KATU News 000
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Drivers in Sydney have totally given up on this rule, if they ever read it to begin with 120
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Does what it says on the tin and very nicely too 020
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh, no Mark, I don't think it looks anything like a malign spectre of malevolent intent with jet black soulless eyes 100
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026More scorpions want to cross the river than ever before, we're gunna be such busy frogs 000
thomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dimensions (181.5cm x 170.2 cm) That's a big oof 120
