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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am afraid that the people of Bluesky may never get over learning what they call steak forks in Belgium, but we might as well get it over with 
Five of what you might call “forks” in English or “tenadores” in Spanish but this is Belgium so they are STEAKJORKS. the five steakjorks have lovely wooden handles
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jim @toebone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love carefully obeying all traffic laws when i've got one of those guys behind me
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 29/09/2026
hell yeah dudes rock
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YouTube short thumbnails. One of a white hedgehog, the other of a cream doughnut being torn apart
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
spending sometime tonight at the Ameyoko Market & it’s one of the rare moments where being a tall dude is a severe disadvantage
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i often think of the gas station in deus ex and the terrifying 2050s cyberpunk nightmare era prices on the sign
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
welcome to the dispensary. we have drugs and also if u want we have a hat that SAYS "drugs". both of these cost the same.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 17/09/2026
Warren buffet saying freak the fuck our and panic sell everything right now it's fucking over
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the point of freeing yourself from the prison of ego is not getting there you’re not gonna do that. never gonna happen. the point is cultivating a practice of routinely asking “wait, I am too into my own shit here?” in every aspect of your dealings at least once or twice a day. anyhow good morning
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like that Elizabeth Holmes just looks like seeing yourself in the mirror on LSD
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they got my boy trimmed up like grandma's patio furniture
link, an elf boy, from behind showing the hat and clothes he's wearing looking like some kind of wicker
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
logging on
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is bonkers
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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•◁:ꔷo @keroberrycola.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the red/blue sandshrew sprite is the cutest lil guy 🥺
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jim @toebone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I remember reading about something similar in a 90s Neal Stevenson book and thinking ok, that’s a bit of a stretch
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jim @toebone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They stopped giving out the baubles a couple years ago
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brian and SSSV Dog 
With the text:
Don't be ashamed of who you are that's your parents job
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dr. Stephen Maturin from Master and Commander, ships surgeon, best friend of Captain Jack Aubrey (that's Russell Crowe), noted book enjoyer and laudanum addict
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Kes! @kestrogen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Phenomenal as Glem in Strip Law
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026
every day, every hour, brings us images that are totally beyond the powers of parody
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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sseJ @jessdutschmann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
www.webmd.com/first-aid/no...
webmd.com
How Can I Stop a Nosebleed?
Nosebleeds usually aren’t serious, but knowing how to stop the bleeding and treat your symptoms is important. Learn how to prevent and treat nosebleeds.
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A famous Reddit reply by one "conorv93" from Ireland:

"Ah lads not again"
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
everyone needs to watch Bobby Fingers. probably the best channel on YouTube honestly. his best project yet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
youtube.com
Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sailor moon hitting her knee so badly her pain is depicted as her as a skeleton with hair bones is a perfect visual gag.
Sailor moon gets mad and hits a door with her knee which is immensely painful and she is depicted as a a shocked skeleton with hairbones
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
special mint green night vans that come your house at bedtime like an ice cream truck, all electric quiet as wind. sleep attendant gives you narcotic nose sprays out of a huge flonase the size of fancy restaurant pepper grinder and a welsh rarebit in styrofoam container
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WIFE: (MFA from RISD) I thought a lot of her points were astute, even if her obvious bias for classics made a poor replacement for film criticism specifically, you know? ME: (just found out only yesterday that flies aren't food) I don't feel good. I can still feel some of them moving inside of me.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/01/2025
PEGGY: I don’t see the problem, Hank. Didn’t you collect trading cards when you were his age? HANK: Yeah, but mine had guys like Tom Seaver on ‘em, not.. (guh).. Planeswalkers.
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christina 死神 @chhopsky.tv · 31/07/2026
this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
I've arrived
Delivery person contacted you
Thu Jul 30 at 6:12 PM
Proplem in elvator
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It turns out insurance companies believe in climate change whether you do or not
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
etc etc
APRIL - 1105 BC 
PRIAM IS MASTER OF TROY
ONLY THE MYCENAEAN FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
SEMI-ENCLOSED SEAS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Sophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Christopher Nolan gave John Leguizamo a blunt
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☆ Spookxa ☆ @luxssa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This transcends language
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)
the bat's a cute little animal: wiggles its ears and eats worms

a long eared bat

Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Being in public when the edible hits
Screencap from the television show the Simpsons showing 3D CGI animated homer from treehouse of horror
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(Balrog with the most normal voice you've ever heard) I’m not my father. I’m my own man
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Matt
@scriptumsent
Nathan Fielder descending through Dante's inferno going "oh ok" to everyone's stories
10:09 AM • 2022-07-30
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