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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Apply this to describing billionaires and tech bros as well.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Get ‘em all in there. Musk, Bannon, Portnoy, Clavicular, Goldfinger, Thanos, Grand Mof Tarkin, Jafar from Aladdin, Andrew Tate’s brother, the bat that started Covid. They can all run Paramount. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

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Exclusive: Paramount weighs tapping Musk for equity investment

A cash injection from SpaceX billionaire Elon Musk could reduce investor Larry Ellison’s financial burden and bolster the deal’s investor base.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened

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Alex Fernie @ferniecommaalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In an exclusive chat with CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister, a stapler responded to questions about whether or not it would win the Heisman Trophy.

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nathan Fielder documentary are the three scariest words you can string together. I might be one of the dumber people on the earth but I’m nowhere near dumb enough to invite him into my home just before I go to prison.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026

Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jalen put up 60 here against a giant nightmare puppet of himself

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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

An all-encompassing piss pants display of the highest order

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Bryson wanting to call Trump from The Open. Argentina with more punches thrown than shots. Trump trying to sneak into the lifting of the cup. This might be an all time bitch loser shit weekend. Hall of Fame first ballot type stuff.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Random wife-beaters get to hand out death sentences on the streets now

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redstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 19/07/2026

pausing a guy's podcast because it's time to get out of the truck and cuff him

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’ll be in NYC for this 10th anniversary screening of CHRISTINE on July 28th if that is something that is of interest to you.

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Truly and deeply fuck these ICE terrorist chuds. Maine doesn't need or fucking want you. Nobody needs or fucking wants you. GTFO.

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Matt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 11/07/2026

i see no reason to think that openAI would steal information

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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 10/07/2026

“Uh, I have some takes on your filmic adaptation.” Christopher Nolan:

static.klipy.com

Bane's Shoulder Touch

ALT: Bane's Shoulder Touch

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

fuck (and i cannot stress this enough) this shit

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I love that the French team has a cute lil collar on its kit. 🫡🫡🫡

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Shout out to all the trans kids out there for being braver in the face of hatred than any of these right wing cunts could ever be. Those mothrrfuckers won’t even ride the subway. Fuckin white sheet ass pussies.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 08/06/2026

I am so sick of Big Tech bullshit. if you want to move fast and break things, start with your own bones

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/06/2026

Spencer Pratt’s trailer has unfortunately rolled down a big hill into a giant novelty toilet

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

L very loudly OL

Tweet from Spencer Pratt a while ago: “Anytime people say I’m bad with money remember…there were people who bet on Nithya Raman

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

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Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

every day i learn about some new asshole on here

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

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In unusual deal, a $1.8 billion fund that could help Trump allies is created
The agreement to end the Trump family's lawsuit against the IRS grants a commission broad authority to distribute nearly $1.8 billion to those who, like the president, have claimed they have been targets of a
"weaponized" justice system.

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

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Fun City Editions @funcityeditions.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FABULOUS STAINS, Sam Elliott in LIFEGUARD and WELCOME TO FUN CITY are praised during the latest meeting of the "Physical Media High Council"!

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Hey! I need some help with stories from film sets about good ideas coming from anywhere. Like, the grip that pitched a joke, the office assistant that solved a production problem, the writer who figured out a location problem. That sort of thing. Anybody have ideas?

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Please stop saying mean things to us and let us kill american citizens and ignore due process and funnel money to ourselves and our friends in peace.

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

As if getting railroaded by @minakimes.bsky.social on the show wasn't bad enough, @pablo.show chose the most insane looking face for the thumbnail. This will not stand.

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

jd vance negotiating with Iran

jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I do like the ascending plane here

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

It should also be noted that one of my competitors was @timothycsimons.bsky.social which means my box was like 2 feet tall to make us the same height Made the entire experience a bit perilous tbqh

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