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Timothy Simons

@timothycsimons.bsky.social
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Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. linktr.ee/timothycsimons

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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’ll be in NYC for this 10th anniversary screening of CHRISTINE on July 28th if that is something that is of interest to you.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I simply should not be allowed to go on a press tour
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
WEAPONS (2025)
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Driving through your hometown
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Benson Loone
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The husk of @bradleywhitford.bsky.social joins the Second in Command podcast. Out today. www.patreon.com/posts/132161...
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“Least of all the HORSE.”
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Greg Mottola on @secondincommand.bsky.social on the relevance of Dr. Strangelove sixty years on from release. www.patreon.com/posts/128223...
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
when i see blackberry ice cream on the menu on summer vacation
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
im not going to stop
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
When Criterion is having a 4K sale
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
A GREAT TIME TO BUY
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The wonderful Patrick Fischler join us on Second in Command to talk about his work with David Lynch and the final film in Pakula's paranoia trilogy All The President's Men. patreon.com/secondincommand
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
MOM I’M A STAR
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's the most wonderful time of the year
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Dispatches from the department of missing the fucking point entirely
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
So weird that the reasons people are giving for the failure of this election are the things that they specifically care the most about.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Even in this fake sexual-harassing future he’s created his kids won’t talk to him so he has to protect the cats?
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
LONGLEGS (2024)
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
The 3rd Annual Friends of LAHSA Benefit is coming up soon! June 3rd, 7-9 pm. Performances by special guests Jamie Lee and Luke Null! friendsoflahsa.networkforgood.com/events/71261...
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
I hope the reviewers like this show cause if not they are gonna dog fuck us into the ground with our title. NOBODY WANTS THIS coming this fall.
Adam Brody cradles Kristen Bell's face in a promotional photo for the show NOBODY WANTS THIS. I am in this show. I like the title but i'm making sure that reviewers can't make a hacky lil joke if they don't like it.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Well I’m reading this on my toilet.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
sorry i'm late i got caught up at your mom's house
a coffee shop garbage can with the label "trash hole" cause that's what your mom is
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU AND YOU WILL RESENT IT’S ABSENCE.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
THANKSGIVING FUCKIN MIRACLE
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
I did a hit on KTLA this morning for Comedy Gives Back and they asked what i wanted my chyron to read. To my great pleasure they obliged.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Tell me about your day, baby.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
regular Sunday night
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
First @secondincommand.bsky.social orders are going out today. Limited stock left at secondincommand.myShopify.com
A dope Second in Command podcast shirt in a box with an extra sticker for the person who ordered it.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
All the money in the world and...
Two rich cunts who look like bags of wet sandwiches full of bronzer
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
boo fuckin hoo ya dumb cunt
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Donald Trump photoshopped to look like Mama Fratelli from the goonies.
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
looking for parking at AMC citywwalk
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
are we... are we trying to cancel Oppenheimer the guy?
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
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Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
WHAT A CROP
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