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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy is all of us
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I said Congo in the comments, but then remembered this beauty…
Poster for Executive Decision
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Former NBA player” doing some real heavy lifting
Royce White’s career stats showing three games played, nine total minutes, and zero points scored
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’ll take this 2-for-the-price-of-1
Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn in Charade
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Never stop pausa-ing @sickosfc.bsky.social
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wonderful
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Small government, states' rights!" I yell during my fourth hour on the john after eating lunch at Snappy Salads.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Louder for those in the back
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When the timeline is just a beauty
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not for nothing, he's looking especially haggard today. Much less orange, hair is a disaster, eye bags look like he was in a fight.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dr. Pepper is terrible
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Are they Stanzos?
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Workshopping insults…the juice is gone…just completely juiceless
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“I for one think there are far too many flags in this Flag Day parade I am at.”
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They should really be focused on scoring more runs
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trump act normal towards kids challenge: Impossible
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They should never have brought back any of the OT characters or their offspring in 7-9
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I hate The Great Gatsby. I know it’s the point but they are all just the absolute worst people.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yea = yes, when voting Yeah = yes, when agreeing/confirming Yay = yes, this ROCKS!
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I would open a bar/recording studio. Behind the bar would be a one way mirror so patrons could watch the bands record. And bands could pipe the tunes into the bar and get real time feedback.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
When you’re definitely winning the argument with a bad take…
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My wife knows I would probably leave her for the Tuuuuuuucch
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@ityslmemes.com my buddy runs marketing for M&Ms and made them make this slide
Yellow M&M
“Everyone’s Bestie”
“Just here for the zip line”
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Milkshake puck
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, please analyze how good this is.
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mysterylightswitch.bsky.social @mysterylightswitch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
New Single “Vacation” out now on all major platforms.
Album Cover for “Vacation” by Mystery Light Switch. Stylized picture from Venice Beach, CA
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When you stayed up all night playing Metal Gear Solid 2 and now you’re hanging on for dear life during first period Econ…
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The plot of Home Alone 2 is based on the premise that Kevin gets bullied at a school performance while a room full of adults laughs at his expense and he’s the one who gets in the most trouble. I get more annoyed by this every year
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times Jason Isbell The Avett Brothers Nine Inch Nails St. Lucia The Paper Kites
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Oh my life Is changing every day In every possible way
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I haven’t been to church in two decades, but was raised So Baptist. This book brought back a flood of memories I’d long forgotten (in good and some uncomfortable ways). But nothing comes close to this as an honest representation of what it felt like as a teen. Well done @jasonkirk.fyi
Cover of “Hell is a World Without You”
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Council handled this really really well.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 20/10/2025
video stores aren't "good," but going out and engaging with the world is good, while staying home half-watching the latest garbage the Netflix algorithm shoved at you while scrolling through your Insta feed is a form of cultural and spiritual malnourishment encouraged by corporate psychopaths
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Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 18/10/2025
Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’m taking fries back for the people #nokingsdallas @numb.comfortab.ly @bencollins.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Gotta laugh so you don't cry
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Literally last night. Masterpiece. I can’t even read Lincoln quotes anymore without hearing them in DDL’s voice
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Jared Dubin @jadubin5.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Decided to go with a Friday Night Lights rewatch this summer. The pilot is all-time elite. In consideration for the best pilot ever honestly.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Just a curiosity, but is watching a movie more than six times considered a lot? I’ve probably watched 200 movies at least seven times.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Like a moth to a flame, Kristol just can’t quit the warmongering
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#nokings #dallas
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Look at this absolute unit
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If you were friends with a tightrope walker and you were walking down the street and he tripped, that would be completely unacceptable.
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citizinKane @citizinkane.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Band stuff
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