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Jennifer C. 🌻

@throwingutah.bsky.social
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Tired. Hoping for the best.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Donald Trump: Dolly Parton went on the stage with that loser Hanoi Jane and stood there while she bad mouthed me. Then she turned down the medal of honor... Natalie are you posting this on Truth Social? Natalie Harp:
Donald J. Trump

@realDonald Trump

Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
one thing i’ve been keeping to myself is that when people talk about automating their workflow i don’t know what that means
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13/08/2026
Must be great to work on an aircraft carrier right now. You get to hang out next to Iran without fresh food for months on end and meanwhile they're going to have to gut the whole ship to make the launch catapults work on steam like in the olden days because the president is scared of magnets
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every genAI picture of food looks like some kind of fucked up decoy bait a goblin would make out of whatever worms and bugs it could scavenge in order to fool a party of adventurers into stopping for a meal.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Private equity is price gouging firefighters now. Yes, you read that right. Firefighters. Is this the most evil thing they've done yet?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
John Fetterman pursing his lips in a way that communicates that he’s growing increasingly skeptical of live bird flavor after his fourth live bird
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the bike of one of the cyclists who was "bumped" by the pick-up truck driver. This sort of language is one way that media outlets downplay traffic violence.
A shattered bicycle that is broken in half lying in the grass
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
every day i feel like we're experiencing some kind of societal gas leak
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There are a lot of well-meaning guidelines on suicide prevention that frankly should not apply when the government is intentionally causing a suicide epidemic in a specific minority population.
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Jennifer C. 🌻 @throwingutah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@rincewind.run FWIW you can set up a keyboard shortcut to get the "≠" sign. It makes my pedant heart happy.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Image from the illuminated edition of the Trump Bible.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I feel like some White House reporter needs to ask Trump about the fact that his DOJ has lost 16 straight cases to access state voter rolls and that in 7 of the cases it was before judges he nominated. Oh and point out that I am still not tired of winning.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The theme of this World Cup is Countries Where People Eat Dinner Two Hours Later Than I Personally Prefer
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Writing headlines is hard. You have to compress an article into a phrase or two. And you have to fit an exact and usually inconvenient line space. Two images below: What the NYT is running on line. (h/t @jaywillis.net for calling this one out.) And what would fit exactly the same space, by me.
Two headlines:
As published. ( By NYT.)
Opportunities Narrow for Women as 
Hegseth Blocks More Promotions

Would exactly fit the same space. (By me)
Hegseth Narrows Opportunities for
Women, Blocking More Promotions
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The most elegant tense in English, the Law Enforcement Exonerative
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Once again, I am just a small-town international relations professor, standing here, begging our media & our Congress to take our most important signed, ratified international treaty seriously & threats by the One Special Boy to violate it as the presidency-ending scandal that it should have been.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Jennifer C. 🌻 @throwingutah.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Are we just throwing sentence structure out the window, or
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oh no how will we generate pure unrefined mediocrity from the midden heap of stolen human interactions where will I get my fresh artbarf, my hot steaming infoslurry
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 02/06/2026
yeah, I recently had multiple people in China ask me why they never seem to meet Trump supporters, and I pointed out that the Trump supporters tend to be too afraid to travel abroad (outside of a few select places in Western Europe and full-service Caribbean resorts).
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This photo of Andy Kim in the moments before ICE gassed everyone at Delaney Hall is going into the history books. We need more of this from our electeds.
Senator Andy Kim runs into the street as an ICE armored vehicle behind him prepares to deploy chemical agents against protestors in front of Delaney Hall concentration camp in Newark, NJ. His hands are outstretched and he appears to be shouting.
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Matt Rodier @matthewrodier.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The ideological cousin of “the media isn’t telling us about this” which may actually drive me mad one day, bc it’s usually said about something reported on by multiple huge media outlets and means “no one delivered this to my social media feeds in way that captured my severely diminished attention.”
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taber @kvetch.gay · 10/05/2026
"we weren't taught x in school" online always is - because x is not true - because you personally don't remember x but it was very much something you should have gathered from your lectures and readings - because x is specialized knowledge beyond the scope of the curriculum and you do not read books
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Patrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Following the explicit & specific statutory requirements of a law isn’t nitpicking a technicality. It’s called following a law. My support of the endeavor doesn’t negate my adherence to the law; It’s not situational for when I hate the situation.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sounds like FDR’s “Brain Trust,” except I’m not sure who his “manosphere shepherd” was and Roosevelt’s Four Sons would not have been able to attend the fights with him during WWII because they were serving in the armed forces.
Mr. Trump spent several hours orbited by Sec of State Marco Rubio; a few of his children; some Ultimate Fighting Championship officials; Sergio Gor, the U.S. ambassador to India; the recording artist Vanilla Ice; Dan Bongino, the former deputy director of the F.B.I.; and the manosphere shepherd Joe Rogan.
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Jennifer C. 🌻 @throwingutah.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I did a bunch of yard work, took a shower, plopped on the bed, and my kid apparently started a dryer load of rocks in the basement directly underneath my room.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Aide: sir you were supposed to choose ONE of the talking points
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Now do the Department of Defense
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans–" Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis
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SayItToMyFace💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. This video is one of the best representations of why so many women don’t come forward. It’s quick, please share widely. We must continue to demand the release of the full #EpsteinFiles. This video is heartbreaking to hear the seats creak as people sit down
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
i want to thank the neighborhood brass band for playing "war pigs" when we turned the kids loose for the easter egg hunt yesterday
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.
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Jennifer C. 🌻 @throwingutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Mockingbirds really are assholes.
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Jennifer C. 🌻 @throwingutah.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
There comes a time in the life of every parent of a college graduate when they ask "You have pretty good credit, right?"
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